You know, it's not true that men lose their hair as they get older, it just sinks through their head and comes out their nose and ears.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Don't forget the back too.

I've had a lower spinal surgery, a triple heart bypass, a Arterial surgery, gall bladder surgery, open heart surgery, I take 8 major prescriptions per day, heart, cholesterol, Hypertension (two kinds), aspirin, Water pill, I take 1 more for dinner, an average of one nitroglycerin per day (as required), I have arthritis in both knees, my hands, and bursitis in my shoulders, I have cataracts in my eyes, other than that and a couple of lesser problems......I am in great health.

Just you wait man.
It's coming.

Ok, lets see
Both hips are lacking cartilage, long walks or heavy loads make them burn.(Glocosamine & Condroiten for that)
Left knee has something floating around in it. If I kneel on it sometimes it feels like kneeling on a nail.( kneepro kneepads for that)
My fucking hair has already migrated from the top of my head to my back, noes, and ears.
I went from farsighted to nearsighted.
I have to watch how I pick up heavy stuff or the back will kill me.
The list is probably longer but I'm tired.

Oh and Moonie has started me on old dude vitamins.

shoulder constantly hurts from a separated AC I never got fixed
Knee constantly hurts from a torn ACL I never got fixed, it also likes to pop out of place at inopportune moments
Wrist bothers me sometimes from where I broke it
Back has had issues ever since I landed on a rock off a 30 foot waterfall in a kayak
I have to wear contacts
Usually have some kind of wound or soreness from biking/kayaking/drinking, right now its a huge gash in my shin
brain hurts from construction finance and contract law http://smiliesftw.com/x/hsrofl.gif

elephantitis.....

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Degenerative disc disorder lower back
Nerve damage in my neck and shoulder
A lump on my right knee that hurts to touch
Half blind.
Screwed up knuckles from working in a cold environment.

poor kids. I have a bad back, hurts always, goes out once in awhile for no reason, leaves me in bed usually for a couple days.

My right shoulder tends to burn if i'm doing something for a long period of time
like rock band or diving.
and i tend to get an ache in my left lower back.

Well, let's see...

I have a bad back that occasionally goes out...I've got Flexeril for that.
I have high blood pressure...I've got Lisinopril for that.
I have acid reflux...I've got Aciphex for that.
I just had gallbladder surgery b/c of gallstones...I've got Loritab to help w/ the pain.
I've got BPPV (Benign Paroxymal Positional Vertigo)...I've got Meclizine and Phenergen for that.
I've got migraines...I've got Zomig for that.
I've got *ahem* female problems...I've got Provera for that.
I've got kidney stones (seems to have dissolved now)...I've got Tramadol for that.

Now...the only meds that I take everyday are Lisinopril and Aciphex. I take the Provera 10 times a month and all the rest are taken PRN (as needed). I think I've taken 2 Flexeril since I got the prescription back in June.

My wrist is in a brace
My ankle gets wrapped during bad or cold weather
I am constantly trying to crack my back
I get migraines (although, knock on wood, not as often as I used to)
I think that's it...