What ails ya'?
 

In this thread tell us your maladies, aches & pains...
For example:
I think I am built upside down...My nose runs & my feet smell.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

My hair is thinning on my top of my head.
My hair is thickening around my ears.
I fear I will look like Yoda one day.

My pectorals are now titties.

me fecking bollocks itch

Nothing today... Wait til tomorrow http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

My knees & ankles sound like castanettes when I walk..
My head hurts most days.
I am on meds for high BP & cholesterol
I never sleep more than two hours without waking.

monkey butt?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...smilies/24.gif

My eyesight sux now too

a bit rash, that

did you mean a butt rash?

no my balls itch, your ass has a rash

Not much.. Allergy, pain in my hip and Otitis externa.

i have a burnt hand

one of man's great pleasures scratching his balls. LOL!!!!

that is so true, something the wimmin folk can never know

you never let a woman do that for you?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

oh yeah but few can do it well, you know the old expression about wanting a job done well

i cant even cuff it http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif

got you.

overweight
chronic headaches (though they've improved since physical therapy)
migraines
hyperflexive joints
permanent nerve damage in my left knee
depression
acid reflux (have to take Nexium every other day)
persistent joint pain

I'm 26 going on 80 http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

I used to have high blood pressure, but I've beaten that now