[NvrNoNowX]

Yesterday, tens of millions of unemployed Americans were dusting off the old Bush FEMA Concentration Camps, wiping down the cobwebs, prepping the Death Train and punching out new mail box stickers, just to invite every right-wing MF'er who ever lived to Gary's World.



All aboard!

Since several thousands Death Camps have been set up, Camp 911 has been made a special place for all our truther friends. It comes complete with it's own high rise, steel frame building and remote controlled airliner to crash into a mid level floor. Passengers on the airliner are the unfortunate ones picked by lottery at the Death Camp and the rest are housed on upper and lower floors. There's no need to worry when the airliner crashes into the death chamber, because it's impossible for steel to melt and the building to collapse, right? Welcome to Gary's World!



People, like Rush Limbaugh, are sent to an Alaskan Concentration Camp, located along the route where grizzly bears migrate for a salmon feast. The camp is equiped with two years of food, a four year supply of oxycontin and the idea is for it's inhabitants to become self-sustaining in those two years. It's an open camp, no guards, with a hundred entrances and only houses a thousand addicts. All the wastes from the camp go untreated directly into the nearby salmon stream. Welcome to Gary's World!





Damn! I guess it's another people night.

[Markdogas]

A 4 year supply of OC and a 2 year supply of food! Way to think ahead.

Can you tell us a little about the counselors and activities for residents of camp 9/11? Maybe a nightly jousting match with thermite impregnated spears?

Also, will there be any socialist indoctrination classes for the children who have parents in camp Limbaugh? Maybe have them pray to a 50 ft Obsidian effigy of Obamas gigantic black penis?

[JessiPollo]

A 4 year supply of OC and a 2 year supply of food! Way to think ahead.

Can you tell us a little about the counselors and activities for residents of camp 9/11? Maybe a nightly jousting match with thermite impregnated spears?

Also, will there be any socialist indoctrination classes for the children who have parents in camp Limbaugh? Maybe have them pray to a 50 ft Obsidian effigy of Obamas gigantic black penis?

Camp 911 is the only camp not specifically designed to house right-wingers and is heavily guarded to keep those nuts away.

Camp Limbaugh allows full autonomy, so it is quite possible a group of Obama penis worshipers will emerge around the time "fat boy" finishes off that food. The camp is so remote, it doesn't even need guards. Those hundred gates with "Feed the Bears" signs discourage escape.

[adesseridopaw]

Camp 911 is the only camp not specifically designed to house right-wingers and is heavily guarded to keep those nuts away.

Camp Limbaugh allows full autonomy, so it is quite possible a group of Obama penis worshipers will emerge around the time "fat boy" finishes off that food. The camp is so remote, it doesn't even need guards. Those hundred gates with "Feed the Bears" signs discourage escape.

Sounds like one hell of an experiment in sociology. It would be interesting to see if a society like that would evolve or consume itself.

Would a teabagger resort to cannibalism if there were no more tater chips and RC Cola?

Actually, I think we are probably already living in just such a colony.

[gardenerextraordinaire]

????? Kinda like something similar to this???

[UtidaBrar]

In Gary's world, I'd fake another 9/11 attack and when the Pakistanis danced in the streets, our stealth bombers would dance their bombs with them. I'd dig up the remains of Slim Pickens and put him on the first bomb!

[UvgpXK0J]

I'd fake another 9/11 attack and when the Pakistanis danced in the streets, our stealth bombers would dance their bombs with them. Of course you would.
Because dancing is a capital crime in "Gary's World".

I once saw a bully get his nose broken by a victim who fought back.
I didn't dance, but I DID applaud.
So did most of the other people watching.


Mac

[koebforfrn]

There was (not sure if it is still on) a show called bully beatdown. WHere ppl wrote in & had their local bully go on the show & was paid something like $5,000.....

A paid fighter would kick the shit out of them but they could fight back..... Each time they gave up from a hold or move they lost money, up to every cent...... If they managed to make it through a round they could keep the money.....

Was a good show I watched it only 4 or 5 times, but nothing is as entertaining as watching a big mouth bully gettin an ass whippin..............LMAO

DunnO........... If I had a fantasy world & Donna Summers came to mind I don't think ppl in wakistan would be much on my mind........lol