[Vobomei]

I do that constantly.. and I sometimes "answer" for them.. I have a problem with talking like I'm the dog.. it's a little embarrassing at times when I realize what I'm doing LOL. Like Wilson, in my head, probably sounds like a surfer/stoner guy. Piper would probably sound like one of those woman who does weightlifting, all pumped up on steroids.. and Sako would be the annoying kid that just wants everyone to play and be his BFF.

Ugh. I have no life

When I talk to Bentley and my bf is nearby, he'll answer for him. Say what he's probably thinking.. Which usually consists of "Bentley, knock it off" "But I just wanna play!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yea, I have conversations with him and the bf is his voice.

[creewespock]

This reminds me of one of my most "WOW!" moments...

I was in the laundry room ranting to Ike about my oldest daughter, DJ. "Blah blah blaa, DJ! Grrr" type rant. Now, when I tell him "Dj will feed you" or "Dj will let you out" he knows who to go to.

As soon as I stopped ranting, Ike stood up and went into the main part of the basement, dug a pair of DJ's shoes out from under the couch and pissed on them! I was like "Bad dog!" and shocked because he never potties in the house, but I had to wonder if he knew I was stressed and pissed off about DJ and was trying to "help".

About 3 or 4 months later I was in tears and ranting about her again. Teenagers are rough and make momma's crazy. Ike went into the laundry room, dug through a basket, pulled out a pair of her pants from among everyone's clothes, dragged them to the middle of the floor and pooped on them.

I figure if the dogs don't know exactly what I am saying, they get the gist. And at least Ike tries to "help" by "punishing" the person who made me upset. I think he knows who DJ is by name, knows her scent, knows by scent what belongs to her. So, this rudimentary doggie understanding of my ranting and random conversation means it's not crazy to talk to the dogs. Besides, they listen more attentively than the hubby does!

[Nopayof]

Actually, you know you are losing your mind when you have an argument with your dog.....

AND LOSE!

[bmwservis]

Actually, you know you are losing your mind when you have an argument with your dog.....

AND LOSE!

Pft, that's almost a daily occurrence with Piper. I tell her to come inside from laying in the sun, she looks at me with disgust, I continue pleading.. she rolls over onto her back, which 99% of the time makes me realize how cute she is. Annd she wins.

[GuitarLoverBe]

Actually, you know you are losing your mind when you have an argument with your dog.....

AND LOSE!

They just start yelling at me!!!
*warning ... HIGHLY annoying footage ahead*

[natahololll]

I do that constantly.. and I sometimes "answer" for them.. I have a problem with talking like I'm the dog.. it's a little embarrassing at times when I realize what I'm doing LOL. Like Wilson, in my head, probably sounds like a surfer/stoner guy. Piper would probably sound like one of those woman who does weightlifting, all pumped up on steroids.. and Sako would be the annoying kid that just wants everyone to play and be his BFF.

Ugh. I have no life

LOL don't feel bad i do this too. i picture Peanut to sound like Whopper from pound puppies LOL

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though Peanut has been heard grunting out "mama" if he REALLY wants something, its almost a frustrated sounding grunt

[rsdefwgxvcfdts]

I'm convinced my rat Bug understands me. The two baby rats were playing Spiderman (hanging upside down from the top of the cage) and Bug came and investigated.
She gave me a look like, "Well what are you gonna do about this?" I said, "Nothing. It's funny." and she heaved a little rat sigh and pulled them down.

[creewespock]

I'm convinced my rat Bug understands me. The two baby rats were playing Spiderman (hanging upside down from the top of the cage) and Bug came and investigated.
She gave me a look like, "Well what are you gonna do about this?" I said, "Nothing. It's funny." and she heaved a little rat sigh and pulled them down.

Thats just...awwwww.

[goolen4you]

Conversation a half hour ago:
I had yelled at her about smothering me while I was trying to eat. She wasn't trying to eat my food, she was just smothering me (since I'd been gone all day) and I couldn't physically move my arms to eat.
*After she looked really dejected and like she was about to shut down.*
Me: You know the rules! You don't get on the couch when I'm eating. I have to move my arms to eat.
Her: *Blank stare*
Me: You stay off the damn couch until I'm done eating.
Her: *Blank stare*
Me: Got it?
Her: *Blank stare*

[rsdefwgxvcfdts]

Thats just...awwwww.

Pretty sure she used to be a person.

[UJRonald]

I am sooo glad I am not only not the only one, but not the "worst" one when it comes to conversing with my dogs! lol

When Ruger got into the dog food the other day, it went something like this...

*Me pointing at the dog food bin*: Does this say "Buffet" on it?! DOES IT?!
Ruger: *hangs head*
Me: Look at me when I am talking to you!
Ruger: *raises head a little*
Me: Now, I asked you a question and I expect an answer!
Ruger: *blinks*
Me: That food costs money, you know! I don't see YOU out there, earning money to supply food for us!
Ruger: *hangs head again*
Me: I'm sorry, that was harsh. I know you'd work if you could.
Ruger: *slight tail wag*
Me: But you're still in trouble, young man! Now, out of my sight and don't cause any more trouble!
Ruger: *sulks off*

I also talk to them before I go somewhere...

Me: I'm going out. No wild house parties! Last time I had to drive that chihuahua home and her mom was furious! Her little stomach can't handle as much as you bafoons!
The dogs: *Exuberant tail wags*
Me: It's not funny! Now, behave!

Yeah... it's pretty entertaining. lol

[glopomcyte]

You're not the only one!

[Vobomei]

Lmao Teal.. Oh too funny!

[drycleden]

I talk to the dogs all the time and i truly believe they understand what im saying but the worst part is the youngest child has taught the dog to whine mo-om at the exact same frequency at first i thought it was just me (i really need to get out more) but i was talking to my mother on the phone the other day and she is like it sounds like that dog is saying mom its a cruel cruel world lol

[Finanziamento]

I have random "conversations" with my dogs. This one time I brought Onyx for a walk, and she noticed the ducks. This was her first time seeing ducks, mostly we have had foul disgusting geese the past couple of years. She proceeded to try to "walk" on water only to have her paws go through the water. She will then proceed with the next paw so I ask her, "So you think you are Jesus now trying to walk on water?" She would then wag her tail like crazy and plop her paw in the water trying to go deeper in.

Other times if she is upset with me she will turn away from me and I'll ask her, "Are you mad at me?" I get no reaction. I'll then ask her, "Do you have to go potty?", her tail begins wagging, ears perked up high and turns around.

[Joircarm]

I talk to my cat a lot also lol she has some Siamese in her so she will talk back and that cracks me up more than anything. I will ask her random questions and keep myself entertained like that sometimes

Freaking LOVE that video, that made my day!!

I also have a Siamese (Cross), who will not only talk back to you, but will smack your hand if you stop paying attention to him. Pokie will also talk to me, but his is more subtle and polite than Cross.. his name fits his personality, even though he was named Cross, (by my son), because he is cross eyed.

I always have conversations with my dogs.. ALL of them. Bella and Cooper are actually vocal and if I start talking to them, they will start "mouthing" back at me.. it is freaking hilarious!! I really need to get it on video... I have Cooper and Bella "singing" on my phone as a ring tone, but I don't have it on video.

I always imagine what my dogs would sound like if they actually talked.... Gizzmo would be the cranky old man (because he is one), Cooper would be my "yuck-yuck" dorkie sounding thing, Mollie would be so bored with my conversations that she would just fall asleep on me , Bella would be the goof ball goober sounding thing, and Zoey would simply be my DERRPP!!! dog, she is the dumbest dog ever created, and is (I swear) ADHD.

I always carry on conversations with them, and especially when I get home I talk to them, probably because I spend all day in my room and rarely talk to anyone. So I am ready for conversation when I get home.. and they are so funny, because if anyone comes home besides me, they don't make a sound... but when I get home, Cooper and Bella start bellowing and howling and being obnoxiously loud. Meagan swears they never make a sound when she comes in the door.

[CymnMaync]

I talk to my dog....AND my fish haha

[Joircarm]

Pft, that's almost a daily occurrence with Piper. I tell her to come inside from laying in the sun, she looks at me with disgust, I continue pleading.. she rolls over onto her back, which 99% of the time makes me realize how cute she is. Annd she wins.

This sounds EXACTLY like Bella... she rolls over on her back and "mouths" at me.. it is so darn cute that you can't get mad at her. She spends about 75% of her time on her back and acting like a dork! Of course, she always wins with me, whether she's rolling around in the dirt right after a bath, or laying on her back and "sliding" off the couch head first.. either way, my melts!!

[choollaBard]

I talk to my dog....AND my fish haha

Lol I do that too I know they can hear me and they respond and get close and in my face. Betty loves it she will come and float by the glass and make sure her face is right in mine so I am looking at her and no one else lol

My guppies are so happy now because they got put into a ncie tank and its all set up for them and I was checking and making sure everything was okay today and they were all right in my face and I couldnt see what I was looking at, I swear they were saying "Ooooh thank you thank you thank you! We are so happy to be out of that bucket!!"

[creewespock]

Pretty sure she used to be a person.

Rofl, I am pretty sure Rita was a ditzy hooker in a former life. Like, one of those very caring, very flaky, kind hearted hookers.

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Bella would be the goof ball goober sounding thing, and Zoey would simply be my DERRPP!!! dog, she is the dumbest dog ever created, and is (I swear) ADHD.

You have't met Rita, though. I am convinced we had to take her partly because she is too stupid to live elsewhere. And she has the attention span of a flea unless you have pot or food in your hand.