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I thought you were so cute, well behaved, smart...always giving me kisses warming my husband's foster hating heart. Every day when you would come in from your backyard romper party with my dogs you would lick my hands and snuggle your head in my palms. Then my adoration turned to horror this morning. I let you out and because youre a fatty who would eat paint off the wall if you had the chance so as usual you took a huge steaming poop, but this time was very different! This time, to my horror you promptly ATE THE WHOLE THING WHAT THE?! THE WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT YOUR BREATH SMELLED BECAUSE YOUR TEETH WERE GROSS! dang dog, dont come looking to me for kisses