Evangelist Says His Affair With a Mule was Consensual
 

For those of you who aren't familiar with Neal Horsley, here's the Wikipedia entry about him: Otis O'Neal Horsley (born 1944) is an American political figure of the far right. He is the author of christiangallery.com, a website devoted to his advocacy of militant anti-abortion, secessionist, and anti-gay views. Horsley is highly critical of the non-violent wing of the anti-abortion movement and openly advocates terrorism as the only way to end abortion in the United States. And here is what he said in a radio interview by Alan Colmes: Neal Horsley returned to the Alan Colmes Radio Show Thursday night [5/14/05] to defend his history of his, er, um, fancy of a certain mule in his pre-teen life of a "normal" farm boy. It was a natural occurence, he said, like that of a mutt that will hump everything warm and wet in sight. He maintained that he did not rape the mule. Horsley claimed that the mule consented and was a willing consultant in this match due to the fact that the mule was clearly a whore for accepting the gift of an ear of corn for the sexual act. Now if you are doing a double take on that piece of information, I should advise you, he really said it.

Mr. Horsley stated that it is logical and natural to engage in beastiality in today's world, comparing it to consenting gay sex. Mule-man sex is natural, and man-man sex is natural but not normal. He compared it to the paradigm of a dog humping a leg or anything it can find. All men are mutts (well DUH!) when it comes to their sexuality, The mule was just a matter of convenience for him, but it was just one mule. And I'll quote Alan on this one "At least you were a monogomist".

Alan continued the question with "if it were a washing machine would you have sexual intercourse with it?"

Horsley replied, paraphasing, "I hadn't thought about it, but I would have had sex with anything wet and warm and moved."

At this time all I could think was sending out an APB warning people to lock up their washing appliances tonight.

Horsley continued by saying that you can be forgiven for the "naturalness" of beastiality because animals are dumb and have no feelings, but those involved in homsexuality should be put in prison.

Hmm... http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/images/smilies/eek.gif

Let's be fair about this, TB. This man does NOT represent the GOP nor is he a member of the GOP.

Horsley established a political party called the "Creator's Rights Party" and has run for governor of Georgia as its candidate on several occasions. He is obviously a very sick pervert.

It was a natural occurence, he said, like that of a mutt that will hump everything warm and wet in sight. He maintained that he did not rape the mule. Horsley claimed that the mule consented and was a willing consultant in this match due to the fact that the mule was clearly a whore for accepting the gift of an ear of corn for the sexual act. Ok, let me get this right. Is he saying the mule consented because he took the corn so this guy thought it was an even trade or something?
I am so lost, how in the hell does a mule consent?

That's certainly what it sounds like.

I suppose lonely guys should get into the parctice of carrying ears of corn around with them when they go out carousing. ROFLMAO

Come on TB, be nice about this and have a mod edit the title of this thread, pretty please!!

Can we compromise on "Values-Voter Evangelist?" LOL

I agree. Trailblazer, until I see Bill Frist walking around the senate with a handful of corn cobs, I'm not thinking this guy is representative of the GOP.

How about just cutting off the GOP from the title. Its funny enough.

If we can scrape together $100,000 for his re-election campaign, he'd probably do it. http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...es/biggrin.gif

damn, and wouldnt you know it, I just spent my last 100k on pop rocks and beer.

At any rate, to stay OT - this guy isnt a Rep. of the GOP in my opinion. Seems a little screwed in the head and hypocritical as well.
How he can claim that a mule can consent to a bang is beyond my comprehension, but I would guess this guy is beyond many and not in a Harvard educated sort of way either.

As I said in another post, he isn't a member of the GOP! This is from TB's source:

Horsley established a political party called the "Creator's Rights Party" and has run for governor of Georgia as its candidate on several occasions. Creator's Rights Party is not the GOP!!!!

I know he isn't - that's what I just said.
Its not fair to categorize him as a GOP Evangelist when he just seems to be a nut job. And nutjobs as we all know...come on class, finish it for me..Are of all political persuasions. http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...lies/smile.gif

Ooops! Now, if we can just get TB to get a mod to fix the title!!!! Of course nutjobs are from all political persuasions...just look at the two of us!http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...es/biggrin.gif

http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...es/biggrin.gif LOL! I am certified, just let me find my card.
Bah, we aren't nutjobs, just southern. The two are easily confused, dont ya think?

Most definitely!http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...es/biggrin.gif

ooooooooh, lets clarify. not in that freaky consentual mule kinda way.

those southerners live in the mountains...LOL.

I lived in the south for over 3 years, and I still can't tell them apart. http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...es/biggrin.gif

http://www.uspoliticsonline.net/imag...ies/tongue.gif 3 years doesnt qualify you. Where did you live for those 3 years?

In this particular case, GOP = Gitty Old Pervert.

Austin, Texas.