HAY! You want to read something scary?
 

Check this out.. It's a Shell Oil release titled: "Signals and Signposts"

Sounds innocuous, right?

It's, ostensibly, something Shell puts out to chart the energy demand, production and associated factors from now till 2050.

But read it.. I'm about halfway though this myself.. Does this sound like an energy assessment to you?

http://www-static.shell.com/static/a..._signposts.pdf

In many places, it sounds like a plan for global governance.. Srsly.. I can't understate the surreal creepiness of this thing.

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I READ ABOUT 3 PARAGRAPHS AND LOOKED AT THE GRAPHICS.


FROM THAT, I CONCLUDE THAT SHELL OIL/REFINING/PETROCHEMICAL CO. HAS HIRED A GAGGLE OF QUEERS TO

PRODUCE A GLOSSY PC TURD TO ASSUAGE THE GUILT OF THEIR GAYLIB AND ENVIROWEENIE SHAREHOLDERS.


EXXON-MOBIL CIRCULATES A SIMILAR RAG FOR SIMILAR PURPOSES. IT'S FULL OF PRETTY PICTURES OF NEGRO


NATIVES AND GORE-ISH PC ENVIRO-SPEAK.


NEITHER COMPANY WILL PUBLICLY DISCUSS ACTUAL CORPORATE PLANS AND POLICIES.



YOUR OPINION OF, SAY, EGYPT'S FUTURE POLITICAL AND BUSINESS CLIMATE IS PROBABLY AS WELL-INFORMED AS


SHELL'S... OR HILLARY CLINTON'S.

It gets worse as you go.. Government should pressure urbanization.. Psychological manipulation.. Bragging about how well it works when you let the whole neighborhood know how much energy everyone uses, so they can pressure the energy hogs. Speaks glowingly of global governance for movement on Climate change.

It's just fucking weird shit for an oil company.

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THEY'RE FEEDING THE CROCODILE... THE STUPID SHITS.


SOME NELLIEBELLE SAN FRAN PR CONSULTING FIRM PROBABLY PREPARED THAT PIECE OF SHIT..... FOR ABOUT 8 MILLION....


BP WAS PLAYING THAT SILLY GAME, AND A LOT OF GOOD IT DID THEM.