[mr.memo]

So how do you deal with it? How do you deal with it when that unassuming Gringo comes to your country with his khaki shorts, Hawaiian shirt and sandals/sock combo, his non flashy ways, the sunblock on his nose...yet all your women are throwing themselves at him? While here you are, putting layers upon layers of gel in your hair, and unbuttoning your shirt almost till your navel's showing...and being so romantic in your latin style, yet you aint getting any love from the chiquitas...

Well, the only outsiders that come here and you see regularly are Peruvians and believe me, I really mean it, they hardly ever get any luck with women. Do you have anything else better to say than just assumptions? The only gringos I've seen here are old dudes, with sport shoes and small shorts, the camera type tourists.