[Anykeylo]

The Raiders are finished without Jason Campbell.

[SzefciuCba]

Where's the rankings? I want more sweet, sweet bias.

[xochex]

Where's the rankings? I want more sweet, sweet bias.

Having the Eagles at 17 there was bias?

[Anykeylo]

Having the Eagles at 17 there was bias?

I think he may be referring to the fact that I have my favorite team ranked #1. They're the only undefeated team left. I don't know what else he wants me to do.

[Anykeylo]

32 (32). Miami Dolphins, 0-6: Other than Brandon Marshall, I'm not sure the majority of casual fans could name one player on the Dolphins. Maybe Reggie Bush, but that wouldn't really be for his performance on the field.

31 (28). Indianapolis Colts, 0-7: For the last power rankings, I defended the Colts and said there is no way they are intentionally losing. But after what happened to them against the Saints, I'm not sure I can say that anymore.

30 (30). Denver Broncos, 2-4: With Tebow, this team could quickly sky rocket to the top 10 in the rankings but I'm going to wait to see them play a few more games before I praise Him too much.

29 (26). Seattle Seahawks, 2-4: It's a really good indication that your team is terrible if Tarvaris Jackson getting injured is a big loss.

28 (29). St. Louis Rams, 0-6: I'm still not sure if this team sucks or if they've just had a really tough schedule combined with some bad luck.

27 (32). Arizona Cardinals, 1-5: The Cardinals have been pathetic but it was good to see the offense able to move the ball against the Steelers. Larry Fitzgerald has been saying the Cardinals need a better second receiver. Terrell Owens, anyone?

26 (24). Cleveland Browns, 3-3: Some times I wonder about things, like why Shannon Elizabeth married her first husband or how the hell the Browns are 3-3? That being said, don't be surprised if they upset the 49ers this week.

25 (25). Kansas City Chiefs, 3-3: Kansas City has now won 3 games in a row, but those include wins over Minnesota, Indy, and Oakland trying to figure out their QB situation. Don't put too much into those 3 wins, but if they win this week, it will just go to show that Norv Turner is a huge loser.

24 (27). Jacksonville Jaguars, 2-5: Jacksonville has wins over Tennessee and Baltimore, so they have to be respected. But they should also be universally mocked for losses to Cincinnati and Carolina.

23 (17). Washington Redskins, 3-3: Shanahan can always make shitty RBs look good but he unfortunately can't make shitty teams look good forever.

22 (20). Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4-3: I don't know if you've been able to pick it up over the last few weeks but I really think this team blows.

21 (23). Cincinnati Bengals, 4-2: You lose Carson Palmer, Chad Ochocinco, Terrell Owens, and Jonathan Joseph and somehow your team looks better than ever. Makes total sense, right?

20 (16). Minnesota Vikings, 1-6: When the Vikings drafted Christian Ponder, I thought they were total idiots but he looked good against Green Bay. I still say things are looking up for this team.

19 (21). Carolina Panthers, 2-5: Cam Newton is overrated and Deangelo Williams is killing my fantasy team. Fuck the Panthers.

18 (14). Dallas Cowboys, 3-3: This team is exciting to watch, if not for the simple fact that it's fun to see how they will blow the game week in and week out.

17 (22). Philadelphia Eagles, 2-4: The Eagles got a big win over the Redskins and are coming off the bye week. Interesting fact: The Eagles have never lost a game that they've won coming off a bye week under Andy Reid.

16 (18). Atlanta Falcons, 4-3: This is one of those erratic teams where I'm not really surprised if they win or lose each week, regardless of who their opponent is.

15 (13). Tennessee Titans, 3-3: Every game, you get the sense that this team wants the ball and that it's going to score. But it's really been the defense that has been keeping the team in games . . . well, until this week.

14 (15). New York Giants, 4-2: I remember watching Tom Brady throw a pick 6 against a shitty Seahawks team to lose the game at some point. Oh wait, that was Eli Manning, but they're practically the same person really being that they're in the same class and all.

13 (19). Chicago Bears, 4-3: The Bears suck but I really can't justify putting these other teams ahead of them. It honestly makes me sad.

12 (10). San Diego Chargers, 4-2: Norv Turner sucks. Always has, always will.

11 (12). New York Jets, 4-3: Norv Turner sucks. Always has, always will.

10 (11). Pittsburgh Steelers, 5-2: Are jokes about Mike Tomlin looking like Omar Epps overused and not funny anymore?

9 (8). Oakland Raiders, 4-3: It's sort of weird when you go from Jason Campbell to Carson Palmer and it's possibly a downgrade. I really feel bad for Campbell. I'm sure he'll do well with the Bears or Broncos or whatever team needs him in 2012.

8 (2). Baltimore Ravens, 4-2: Even though it was nationally televised, I doubt many people were even watching the Ravens-Jaguars game to see Baltimore get totally embarrassed. But what the hell is wrong with this team?

7 (3). Detroit Lions, 5-2: Taunting players when they're injured? I like it. I mean . . . er . . . it never happened. But really, this team's attitude on defense is awesome and regardless of whether they were taunting Ryan or not -- the Falcons seemed like total crybabies by talking about it after the fact.

6 (5). Buffalo Bills, 4-2: This team seems to have the same type of magic the Saints did a few years ago based on high-scoring offense and defensive turnovers. Now, that doesn't mean they're winning the Superbowl but it does mean they're a tough team to beat.

5 (7). San Francisco 49ers, 5-1: After a big win, Jim Harbaugh likes to give the opposing coach a kidney punch and shove them out of the way. I'd hate to see what he does after a big loss.

4 (6). New England Patriots, 5-1: Imagine how good this offense could be if Ochocinco was contributing and they didn't have a stable of injury-prone running backs.

3 (9). Houston Texans, 4-3: With Foster healthy and Andre Johnson on his way back, this offense is going to be totally unstoppable.

2 (4). New Orleans Saints, 5-2: Darren Sproles may be the most dynamic weapon in the NFL today. And the three-headed monster of Thomas / Ingram / Sproles reminds me a lot of the Eagles in the early 2000s, except the Saints have a better quarterback and receiving corps. Scary.

1 (1). Green Bay Packers, 7-0: Isn't it beautiful that Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to be the best quarterback anymore, he wants to be the best person playing quarterback now? Gosh, he's so darn adorable.

[Flefebleaft]

13 (19). Chicago Bears, 4-3: The Bears suck but I really can't justify putting these other teams ahead of them. It honestly makes me sad.

They were worse last year and they ended up in the NFC Championship. Just imagine if they were good.

[Anykeylo]

They were worse last year and they ended up in the NFC Championship. Just imagine if they were good.

If they had a more consistent QB -- maybe somebody like Kyle Orton -- they'd probably be a more dangerous team.

[RokeIdeadioke]

Owens has a "contender only" tag on him. So Cards are out. Look at Raiders or Patriots, or maybe even a return to San Fran.

[Anykeylo]

Owens has a "contender only" tag on him. So Cards are out. Look at Raiders or Patriots, or maybe even a return to San Fran.

I was pretty sure Owens said he wanted to play for a contender but he would play for anyone. How about Buffalo? Aren't they having WR problems? I know they put C.J. Spiller at WR the other day.

[RokeIdeadioke]

I was pretty sure Owens said he wanted to play for a contender but he would play for anyone. How about Buffalo? Aren't they having WR problems? I know they put C.J. Spiller at WR the other day.

Spiller is playing Wide the rest of the year, apparently...Not sure if Buffalo wants a second act to that drama, though.

[Anykeylo]

Spiller is playing Wide the rest of the year, apparently...Not sure if Buffalo wants a second act to that drama, though.

Was there any drama while he was in Buffalo?

[furillo]

Houston 3rd?

Wow.

anyways.

1. Packers

2-32. Slugs

[career-builder]

Disappointed that San Diego wasnt still in the number 1 slot.

[Anykeylo]

Houston 3rd?

Wow.

anyways.

1. Packers

2-32. Slugs

They have 3 losses. They lost by a TD in a barn-burner against a very good Saints team in New Orleans. They lost the day after Al Davis died to a very emotional (and pretty good) Raiders team. And they simply got beat by the Ravens in Baltimore. Going forward, though, with Foster finally healthy and Andre coming back, this team should be a top 5 team.

[Anykeylo]

Disappointed that San Diego wasnt still in the number 1 slot.

Norv Turner sucks.

[geasurpacerma]

Glad you find us quite entertaining moses...but you make it sound like we're 0-6.

This Sunday should continue your enjoyed entertainment.

[Anykeylo]

Glad you find us quite entertaining moses...but you make it sound like we're 0-6.

This Sunday should continue your enjoyed entertainment.

If the Eagles can win, they're right back in the NFC East race. That's why I expect them to lose in some heartbreaking fashion.

[OWV9LSxH]

Owens has a "contender only" tag on him. So Cards are out. Look at Raiders or Patriots, or maybe even a return to San Fran.

Carson basically said he didn't want him in Oakland.

[RokeIdeadioke]

Carson basically said he didn't want him in Oakland.

This is true.


But Hue may feel differently. And he's got a lot riding on making the playoffs.

I think the Raiders ideal outcome (outside of a Super Bowl win) is to make the playoffs and lose before the AFC Championship Game.

[furillo]

Carson basically said he didn't want him in Oakland.

and the Niners have the White Ruvell Martin