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**Smabeabumjess** · 02-12-2010, 01:47 PM

Crude, maybe, but relatively true. The fact that so many people take something as useless as sports so serious is a little disheartening.

This Week In F**k You: ‘Great’ Fans

At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F**k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: People that often think of themselves as “great” fans.
To the five of you that read this site and haven’t been given pause with regard to the strife amidst the NFL’s upcoming collective bargaining agreement, you might be pained to realize that there is a better-than-average chance that there will be no football in 2011. That notion, while not horribly consequential in the middle of this season, will make some of you sad. I’m here to tell you that, to some degree, you’ve brought this upon yourselves.
People will line up to sing the praises of Detroit as a sports town; even though all of their teams suck and none of those people have any money. Why do those people continue to support shitty teams? If I were more of an artistic fellow, I’d paint this wonderful analogy using the shittiness of the Detroit Lions and the United States auto industry. But I would paint it with words. Sweet, wonderful words. I might use a word that would make you say to yourself, “Wow, that’s a pretty big word for this asshole to be using, and yet it meshes perfectly into this supporting idea that he’s trying to convey. He must know what he’s talking about.” But artistry is time-consuming, so let’s just jump to the summation: the Lions suck, American cars suck, and the people that support them suck wild donkey ass.
And what about these “great” fans of other teams? The “diehard” fans? The guys that uproot themselves and travel 600 miles just to be closer to their teams. Those people that wonder about Drew Stanton’s promise as a pro while ignoring their families. Those people can lick my balls and suck my dick.
The Dallas Cowboys make Maroon 5 seem edgy, and yet you couldn’t chuck a aluminum bottle full of clown piss into a parking lot without hitting one of their idiot “fans.” The problem today is that, with the team having front-loaded their cocksucking with a 3-8 record, the Nation of Idiots has gone underground, like a twang-addled Al-Qaeda, waiting for the next message of prosperity from Osama Bin Romo.
And you can stop laughing, Redskins fans, because the fact is that most of you are crybaby pinko liberals supporting the most racially-offensive moniker in sports. Okay, a lot of you. You play in the middle of nowhere, you have no leadership and no tangible plans for the future. You’re basically that gay kid in high school that just wants to bolt town and start snorting cocaine off the first cock that doesn’t beat him for painting his toenails purple. And yet you assholes sell out every game, just so you can leave with 9 minutes to play while your team trails in a two-score game with the ball after you’ve sung the praises of Clinton Portis. That is, if yours was one of those games where he hadn’t chafed another layer of cartilage off his pussy and been declared inactive. And you’re the assholes running our country. Some of you. A lot of you. You should feel like assholes for supporting that team.
You idiots that want to fight other idiots just because he’s wearing a different-colored jersey than yours? Up top, bro. Way to defend the sanctity of a billion-dollar enterprise that has you and you jagoff buddies eating out of their hands. You’re not just supporting a team, you’re in a de facto gang for white, middle-aged idiots that either see no problem with a one-day, $500 excursion away from your hapless family…or you don’t know how to golf.
I’m not saying you can’t like a team. I’m not saying you can’t love a team. But a lot of you are being idiots about it. You’re dumping time and money into a system that doesn’t acknowledge you, doesn’t give a shit about you, doesn’t care about your devotion to your “boys,” and doesn’t care about where else you might spend the money that you’ve earned after busting your ass all week. The National Football League has you wrapped around their little finger. You’re not some chosen steward of your organization’s glory; you’re just a pinky ring to a gaggle of fucking billionaires. And because you idiots are blindly spending away to show “love” for your team, you’re fucking the rest of us that want to just chill and catch a game or two on Sundays. Your love is going unreturned, and it’s high time you took notice.
And sit the fuck down, Fireman Ed. Your face is like rape to my eyes.
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**furious1** · 02-12-2010, 01:57 PM

This article is horrible.

It isn't even funny.

**selayeffethy** · 02-12-2010, 01:58 PM

This article is horrible.

It isn't even funny.

Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious.

**Sleflanna** · 02-12-2010, 01:59 PM

Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious.

I agree...

Before Ima Jr it was life and death...

I would get physically sick if my team lost a big game...

Now I could give 2 shits honestly.

Bears suck

**JennaJJxoxoxo** · 02-12-2010, 02:02 PM

Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do?

**carlsberg21** · 02-12-2010, 02:06 PM

Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do?

While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level...

**poekfpojoibien** · 02-12-2010, 02:08 PM

While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level...

I was at a Lions/Bears game back in the day at the Silverdome.....

Had my Packers jersey on....

These Chi-town thugs had jailhouse SOUTHSIDE tattoos....

Thought they were gonna kill me.

**Lipitorseffec** · 02-12-2010, 02:08 PM

While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level...

True, but you find douchebags everywhere. Just ignore them, unless of course they tackle your kid.

**ardsdelinq** · 02-12-2010, 02:08 PM

Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do?

People have been really hurt due to liking the other team. It ruins the experience for some people and you can't bring your kid to a game if he is cheering for the other team anymore. Sporting events are not safe anymore.

**Anfester** · 02-12-2010, 02:09 PM

Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious.

Kissing Suzy Kolber is supposed to be funny by definition I thought? Isn't that what they do?

**DoroKickcrofe** · 02-12-2010, 02:11 PM

Learned ITT:

If the author is being serious and not trying to be funny, he's that f*cking guy that would write a piece tearing up the Lions fans for not supporting their team if they were bankrupted and moved to LA. 100% for sure.

**BeksTeene** · 02-12-2010, 02:12 PM

Kissing Suzy Kolber is supposed to be funny by definition I thought? Isn't that what they do?

Better?

**zlopikanikanz** · 02-12-2010, 02:13 PM

**lesso73** · 02-12-2010, 02:13 PM

Better?

Now THATS funny

**Rugda** · 02-12-2010, 02:15 PM

Now THATS funny

I'll second that.

**asypecresty** · 02-12-2010, 02:17 PM

People have been really hurt due to liking the other team. It ruins the experience for some people and you can't bring your kid to a game if he is cheering for the other team anymore. Sporting events are not safe anymore.

I'll be taking my going-on-4 year old to Bears/Bucs next year (if it's on a Sunday) for his first football game in enemy territory...Bears travel well...SOOO...I assume there will be a lot of "Go Bears" and high-fiving going on...I'm hoping there is no issue besides that. Really, I don't do the obnoxious fan deal so I doubt there will be.

**Amoniustauns** · 02-12-2010, 02:17 PM

Crude, maybe, but relatively true. The fact that so many people take something as useless as sports so serious is a little disheartening.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...reat-fans.html

What prison did they recently get released from?

**Agrisalia** · 02-12-2010, 02:18 PM

Better?

That is funny...but you didn't answer my question...Is the author being serious or trying to be funny?

**shumozar** · 02-12-2010, 02:18 PM

I'll be taking my going-on-4 year old to Bears/Bucs next year (if it's on a Sunday) for his first football game in enemy territory...Bears travel well...SOOO...I assume there will be a lot of "Go Bears" and high-fiving going on...I'm hoping there is no issue besides that. Really, I don't do the obnoxious fan deal so I doubt there will be.

I have been to a few places with Ima Jr...NEVER any real probs...

Couple swear words...

More baseball than football though...

**hasasnn2345tv** · 02-12-2010, 02:21 PM

You’re not just supporting a team, you’re in a de facto gang for white, middle-aged idiots that either see no problem with a one-day, $500 excursion away from your hapless family…or you don’t know how to golf.
I was unaware that the demographic of crazed football fans was exclusive to white middle aged people. Hard to take this guy seriously.

02-12-2010, 01:47 PM	#1
Smabeabumjess Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 547 Senior Member	Fk the 'Great' Fans out there Crude, maybe, but relatively true. The fact that so many people take something as useless as sports so serious is a little disheartening. This Week In Fk You: ‘Great’ Fans At KSK, hating things is what we do best, which is why we have the recurring This Week In F*k You series, to soothe your white hot anger. This week: People that often think of themselves as “great” fans. To the five of you that read this site and haven’t been given pause with regard to the strife amidst the NFL’s upcoming collective bargaining agreement, you might be pained to realize that there is a better-than-average chance that there will be no football in 2011. That notion, while not horribly consequential in the middle of this season, will make some of you sad. I’m here to tell you that, to some degree, you’ve brought this upon yourselves. People will line up to sing the praises of Detroit as a sports town; even though all of their teams suck and none of those people have any money. Why do those people continue to support shitty teams? If I were more of an artistic fellow, I’d paint this wonderful analogy using the shittiness of the Detroit Lions and the United States auto industry. But I would paint it with words. Sweet, wonderful words. I might use a word that would make you say to yourself, “Wow, that’s a pretty big word for this asshole to be using, and yet it meshes perfectly into this supporting idea that he’s trying to convey. He must know what he’s talking about.” But artistry is time-consuming, so let’s just jump to the summation: the Lions suck, American cars suck, and the people that support them suck wild donkey ass. And what about these “great” fans of other teams? The “diehard” fans? The guys that uproot themselves and travel 600 miles just to be closer to their teams. Those people that wonder about Drew Stanton’s promise as a pro while ignoring their families. Those people can lick my balls and suck my dick. The Dallas Cowboys make Maroon 5 seem edgy, and yet you couldn’t chuck a aluminum bottle full of clown piss into a parking lot without hitting one of their idiot “fans.” The problem today is that, with the team having front-loaded their cocksucking with a 3-8 record, the Nation of Idiots has gone underground, like a twang-addled Al-Qaeda, waiting for the next message of prosperity from Osama Bin Romo. And you can stop laughing, Redskins fans, because the fact is that most of you are crybaby pinko liberals supporting the most racially-offensive moniker in sports. Okay, a lot of you. You play in the middle of nowhere, you have no leadership and no tangible plans for the future. You’re basically that gay kid in high school that just wants to bolt town and start snorting cocaine off the first cock that doesn’t beat him for painting his toenails purple. And yet you assholes sell out every game, just so you can leave with 9 minutes to play while your team trails in a two-score game with the ball* after you’ve sung the praises of Clinton Portis. That is, if yours was one of those games where he hadn’t chafed another layer of cartilage off his pussy and been declared inactive. And you’re the assholes running our country. Some of you. A lot of you. You should feel like assholes for supporting that team. You idiots that want to fight other idiots just because he’s wearing a different-colored jersey than yours? Up top, bro. Way to defend the sanctity of a billion-dollar enterprise that has you and you jagoff buddies eating out of their hands. You’re not just supporting a team, you’re in a de facto gang for white, middle-aged idiots that either see no problem with a one-day, $500 excursion away from your hapless family…or you don’t know how to golf. I’m not saying you can’t like a team. I’m not saying you can’t love a team. But a lot of you are being idiots about it. You’re dumping time and money into a system that doesn’t acknowledge you, doesn’t give a shit about you, doesn’t care about your devotion to your “boys,” and doesn’t care about where else you might spend the money that you’ve earned after busting your ass all week. The National Football League has you wrapped around their little finger. You’re not some chosen steward of your organization’s glory; you’re just a pinky ring to a gaggle of fucking billionaires. And because you idiots are blindly spending away to show “love” for your team, you’re fucking the rest of us that want to just chill and catch a game or two on Sundays. Your love is going unreturned, and it’s high time you took notice. And sit the fuck down, Fireman Ed. Your face is like rape to my eyes. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...reat-fans.html Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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furious1 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	This article is horrible. It isn't even funny. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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selayeffethy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 473 Senior Member	This article is horrible. It isn't even funny. Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Sleflanna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious. I agree... Before Ima Jr it was life and death... I would get physically sick if my team lost a big game... Now I could give 2 shits honestly. Bears suck Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JennaJJxoxoxo Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 581 Senior Member	Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:06 PM	#6
carlsberg21 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do? While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:08 PM	#7
poekfpojoibien Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level... I was at a Lions/Bears game back in the day at the Silverdome..... Had my Packers jersey on.... These Chi-town thugs had jailhouse SOUTHSIDE tattoos.... Thought they were gonna kill me. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:08 PM	#8
Lipitorseffec Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	While I agree with that... I would say the guys above take douchebaggery to another level... True, but you find douchebags everywhere. Just ignore them, unless of course they tackle your kid. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:08 PM	#9
ardsdelinq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	Seems this guy takes what other people do too seriously. Calm down. Who cares what other people do? People have been really hurt due to liking the other team. It ruins the experience for some people and you can't bring your kid to a game if he is cheering for the other team anymore. Sporting events are not safe anymore. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:09 PM	#10
Anfester Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	Didn't say it was funny, just saying that there are a lot of people who take it all way too serious. Kissing Suzy Kolber is supposed to be funny by definition I thought? Isn't that what they do? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:11 PM	#11
DoroKickcrofe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Learned ITT: If the author is being serious and not trying to be funny, he's that f*cking guy that would write a piece tearing up the Lions fans for not supporting their team if they were bankrupted and moved to LA. 100% for sure. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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BeksTeene Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	Kissing Suzy Kolber is supposed to be funny by definition I thought? Isn't that what they do? Better? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:17 PM	#16
asypecresty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 382 Senior Member	People have been really hurt due to liking the other team. It ruins the experience for some people and you can't bring your kid to a game if he is cheering for the other team anymore. Sporting events are not safe anymore. I'll be taking my going-on-4 year old to Bears/Bucs next year (if it's on a Sunday) for his first football game in enemy territory...Bears travel well...SOOO...I assume there will be a lot of "Go Bears" and high-fiving going on...I'm hoping there is no issue besides that. Really, I don't do the obnoxious fan deal so I doubt there will be. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:17 PM	#17
Amoniustauns Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	Crude, maybe, but relatively true. The fact that so many people take something as useless as sports so serious is a little disheartening. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...reat-fans.html What prison did they recently get released from? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Agrisalia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 486 Senior Member	Better? That is funny...but you didn't answer my question...Is the author being serious or trying to be funny? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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shumozar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	I'll be taking my going-on-4 year old to Bears/Bucs next year (if it's on a Sunday) for his first football game in enemy territory...Bears travel well...SOOO...I assume there will be a lot of "Go Bears" and high-fiving going on...I'm hoping there is no issue besides that. Really, I don't do the obnoxious fan deal so I doubt there will be. I have been to a few places with Ima Jr...NEVER any real probs... Couple swear words... More baseball than football though... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-12-2010, 02:21 PM	#20
hasasnn2345tv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	You’re not just supporting a team, you’re in a de facto gang for white, middle-aged idiots that either see no problem with a one-day, $500 excursion away from your hapless family…or you don’t know how to golf. I was unaware that the demographic of crazed football fans was exclusive to white middle aged people. Hard to take this guy seriously. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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