[moopierof]

"I find it hard to believe there isn't a place in the game for me. My arm feels like I'm 25," he said. "I'm not asking to be a starter, I just want a spot on a team. I still hold out hope I can play in this league. I'm working out three or four days a week, staying ready. Some people might laugh about it. I've been hearing the excuse, 'You're too old,' but I look at guys now playing near 40, and if you can throw it like I can throw it ... Why wouldn't you take a look at me?'' http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200.../week10/5.html

[andrekuper]

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When I saw this thread I figured it was from the Onion.

After I saw LSU's post it seems a lot more plausible.