[Wetekemieluth]

Fuck you, Mercury Morris. You can eat a bag of dicks. I think we were all pleased to see the Patriots go down. But YOU, you mediocre piece of shit, you are hereby ordered to pipe the fuck down with your pre-written sound bytes about how you were the best ever.

Know why? Because not only would the 2007 Patriots STILL beat your ass, so would the 2007 Giants.

And, come to think of it, so would the 2007 Dolphins. Yep, I’m quite sure the 2007 Dolphins would wad you up and shit you out like a hot turd. Did your linemen average 300 lbs.? Did your coaches study hours of tape and map out tendencies? Did your receivers do any speed training? Did the ’72 Dolphins have access to creatine and lots of Hammer strength equipment? No?

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I’m quite sure Cleo Lemon would have a field day with your stupid fucking team. Playing your team today would be like playing a goddamn NAIA team. So shut your piehole and find a place to die quietly. No one cares about how good your team was. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking douche. EUGENE.

Nice glasses, fuckface.

Source.

[Wrencytet]

And he is the reason why I wanted the Pats to win.

[shihoodiacarf]

And he is the reason why I wanted the Pats to win.

Same here man.

[Duseshoug]

Fuck you, Mercury Morris. You can eat a bag of dicks. I think we were all pleased to see the Patriots go down. But YOU, you mediocre piece of shit, you are hereby ordered to pipe the fuck down with your pre-written sound bytes about how you were the best ever.

Know why? Because not only would the 2007 Patriots STILL beat your ass, so would the 2007 Giants.

And, come to think of it, so would the 2007 Dolphins. Yep, I’m quite sure the 2007 Dolphins would wad you up and shit you out like a hot turd. Did your linemen average 300 lbs.? Did your coaches study hours of tape and map out tendencies? Did your receivers do any speed training? Did the ’72 Dolphins have access to creatine and lots of Hammer strength equipment? No?

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I’m quite sure Cleo Lemon would have a field day with your stupid fucking team. Playing your team today would be like playing a goddamn NAIA team. So shut your piehole and find a place to die quietly. No one cares about how good your team was. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking douche. EUGENE.

Nice glasses, fuckface.

Source.

Hammer strength equipment is pretty fucking nice...

As with most everyone else here, I'm about ready for the 72 dolphins to shut it, but I sure as shit didn't want the patriots to be the team to end their reign.

[Stacypettlerr]

It was a mixed bag for me...in once case I wanted history and 19-0 run and 72 dolphins to be shut up...but once green bay was out of the equation, i started rooting for the upset.

[papadopul]

I hate the Giants and the '72 Dolphins. It pains me that one of them extended the relevancy of the other.

[KixdricyArrip]

Talk about cry-baby shit. And I mean the Mercury Morris haters. "The '07 Dolphins could beat the '72 Dolphins." Who gives a flying fuck. Teams are judged by the competition they faced, not the competition someone else had to face.

[Boripiomi]

As I mentioned earlier, I'm not sure why all the hatred toward Mercury. All he did was have fun with all the talk this season and I don't think I heard him say anything negative against the Pats or anyone else this season.

[Eeaquzyh]

I'm very happy the Patriots didn't win, more or less because of the percieved arrogance of the coach and the rest of the team. Even Brady with his choirboy persona and his rockstar image has started to rub me the wrong way. That being said, I still regard Brady pretty highly along with Bruschi and Kevin Faulk. Those three are the guys I like the most. Moss has been pretty good this year and kept himself in line.

I reference the piece Spirit of Walter wrote where he mentions that people really don't like a winner. I can't say I don't like a winner, it's just hard to like someone when they make their success look too easy with some really demoralizing victories over some of their opponents. In auto racing Rick Hendrick and Roger Penske come to mind. Both have had so much success that it makes a person sick to watch them because no one else is nearly as good. Same kind of goes for the Patriots.

As for the '72 Dolphins, I'm getting a bit sick of them talking about it, but some of that crap has to be put on the media for continuously bringing it up. Don't even bring it up anymore and they won't have much to say.

[soprofaxel]

Hammer strength equipment is pretty fucking nice...

As with most everyone else here, I'm about ready for the 72 dolphins to shut it, but I sure as shit didn't want the patriots to be the team to end their reign.

I agree, I think it would be cool to see the Dolphins themselves match the of the perfect season.

[proslaviy]

Fuck you, Mercury Morris. You can eat a bag of dicks. I think we were all pleased to see the Patriots go down. But YOU, you mediocre piece of shit, you are hereby ordered to pipe the fuck down with your pre-written sound bytes about how you were the best ever.

Know why? Because not only would the 2007 Patriots STILL beat your ass, so would the 2007 Giants.

And, come to think of it, so would the 2007 Dolphins. Yep, I’m quite sure the 2007 Dolphins would wad you up and shit you out like a hot turd. Did your linemen average 300 lbs.? Did your coaches study hours of tape and map out tendencies? Did your receivers do any speed training? Did the ’72 Dolphins have access to creatine and lots of Hammer strength equipment? No?

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I’m quite sure Cleo Lemon would have a field day with your stupid fucking team. Playing your team today would be like playing a goddamn NAIA team. So shut your piehole and find a place to die quietly. No one cares about how good your team was. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking douche. EUGENE.

Nice glasses, fuckface.

Source.

Too bad. Until some other team goes undefeated, he has every right to have some fun with this. The Pats just proved how difficult it is to pull off.

BTW, that team led the league in scoring and led the league in fewest points allowed, the only team to ever do that. They had two thousand yard rushers. Their starting QB missed 11 games and they still continued to win. Even with all that, they were underdogs to the Redskins in the Super Bowl and should have shut them out. Griese only had to throw 12 passes in the Super Bowl because they were so dominant.
That team was pretty good and played in three straight Super Bowls.

Soooo....deal with it.

[tpJKhY8Z]

Mercury Morris is more of a man than the writer of this article.

The writer may kiss Mercury Morris' ass.

[nvideoe]

Too bad. Until some other team goes undefeated, he has every right to have some fun with this. The Pats just proved how difficult it is to pull off.

BTW, that team led the league in scoring and led the league in fewest points allowed, the only team to ever do that. They had two thousand yard rushers. Their starting QB missed 11 games and they still continued to win. Even with all that, they were underdogs to the Redskins in the Super Bowl and should have shut them out. Griese only had to throw 12 passes in the Super Bowl because they were so dominant.
That team was pretty good and played in three straight Super Bowls.

Soooo....deal with it.

other teams have done that.

Packers did it in '96.

[weluvjessicaalba]

Greatest compilation of words EVER

[VitaliyMurnov]

Greatest compilation of words EVER

[mymnduccete]

Sorry, but Tom Brady would have been killed playing in 1972. If those teams knew that the Patriots were cheating, someone would pay, and I'd guarantee you it would be Brady.

Real easy to talk a bunch of shit about a guy, and I don't like the guy, but making absurd statements about a league where guys run out of bounds to avoid contact shows just how out of touch this guy is.

If only scoring in the 70's would be as easy as throwing a pass at someone being covered by a linebacker to draw a first and goal at the 1.

[casinobonbiner]

Greatest compilation of words EVER

Naw, I'd say "Eli Manning Super Bowl MVP" is much better.

And "Eighteen And One" is pretty good too.

[gvataler]

Sorry, but Tom Brady would have been killed playing in 1972. If those teams knew that the Patriots were cheating, someone would pay, and I'd guarantee you it would be Brady.

Real easy to talk a bunch of shit about a guy, and I don't like the guy, but making absurd statements about a league where guys run out of bounds to avoid contact shows just how out of touch this guy is.

If only scoring in the 70's would be as easy as throwing a pass at someone being covered by a linebacker to draw a first and goal at the 1.

Not only that, but a couple of times when the Pats were running up the score... you'd have half your O-line get cheap shots, and you'd have someone hit Moss so hard (and late) that he'd be dreaming about running over traffic cops.

[XangadsX]

Naw, I'd say "Eli Manning Super Bowl MVP" is much better.

And "Eighteen And One" is pretty good too.

You mean "Eighteen and One, With an Astricks)

[vansVoish]

I have no problem with Mercury Morris' ramblings.