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**dmitrynts** · 08-01-2007, 06:04 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.
We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture.

Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw.

**Faigokilix** · 08-01-2007, 08:28 PM

He has to be one of the worst analysts there anyway..

Get rid of his ass ESPN... Reynolds was actually entertaining and interesting to watch, this moron should be off the air...

**Clarissa** · 08-01-2007, 08:30 PM

Is this true?

**cargo_brad** · 08-01-2007, 09:35 PM

Is this true?

Yes. He was on the All-Selfish team on CBSSportsline. Of Course, the person wasn't confirmed then.

Media entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story.

He should have been fired, not just for this, but for being a dumbass. He sucked at playing football and sucks at analyzing football. I was reading his wikipedia, cause I have no life, and thought this was funny.

He is well known for teasing fellow analyst John Clayton in the Sportscenter segment Four Downs. Clayton once famously got back at Salisbury. During an argument, Salisbury attempted to prove his point by telling Clayton, "You never played in the NFL." Clayton, noting that Salisbury spent most of his career as a backup quarterback on the sidelines (he received about a year's worth of NFL snaps in an eight year career), fired back, "neither did you!"

**AnimeThat** · 08-01-2007, 11:14 PM

O sean, never did amount to much.

**MarlboroCig** · 10-01-2007, 04:36 PM

http://deadspin.com/sports/sean-sali...-it-226599.php

**jokiruss** · 10-01-2007, 04:44 PM

http://sports-boards.net/forums/showthread.php?t=103913

**byncnombmub** · 10-01-2007, 04:48 PM

This ought to make Harold Reynold happy to know that they will keep a guy who shows his cock. I bet it helps his lawsuit.

**outsitWrord** · 10-01-2007, 04:55 PM

This ought to make Harold Reynold happy to know that they will keep a guy who shows his cock. I bet it helps his lawsuit.

Harold Reynolds should be getting his job back anyday now...

**mQb0aVZe** · 10-01-2007, 05:17 PM

So Salisbury steak is really tubesteak?

**BigBobdd** · 10-02-2007, 12:03 AM

I just saw Salisbury on Sportscenter.

I guess it must have been a picture of John Clayton.

**MackBranon** · 10-02-2007, 12:12 AM

So Salisbury steak is really tubesteak?

Rep

**unapelosina** · 10-02-2007, 12:22 AM

Rep

Thanks,

but I thought my 2nd post was better.

**TEFSADDERFISA** · 10-02-2007, 12:29 AM

Thanks,

but I thought my 2nd post was better.

I still like the first better.

**Vegeinvalge** · 10-02-2007, 12:36 AM

Here's what I read. Salisbury is defending himself by saying he was just showing pictures of his face on his cellphone, but because he's such a giant dickhead, it was misinterprited.

**EscaCsamas** · 11-01-2007, 01:42 PM

Here's what I read. Salisbury is defending himself by saying he was just showing pictures of his face on his cellphone, but because he's such a giant dickhead, it was misinterprited.

Nice.

**MinisuipGaicai** · 11-01-2007, 02:44 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.
We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture.

Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw.

I think we can put this rumour to rest.

If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night?

I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski.

**BodeOmissemia** · 11-01-2007, 02:45 PM

I think we can put this rumour to rest.

If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night?

I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski.

Or even Mike Dickta?

**JEWELMARGY** · 11-01-2007, 02:53 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.
We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture.

Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw.

Whoa, I got banned for posting a picture of the "thing" that a former viking running back got busted for - "the fake member ustilized to hide a drug problem ". An this guy gets his pic edited out. Such hate for Red.

**TEFSADDERFISA** · 11-01-2007, 03:22 PM

I think we can put this rumour to rest.

If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night?

I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski.

This didn't just happen. Salisbury served his suspension already.

08-01-2007, 06:04 PM	#1
dmitrynts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 448 Senior Member	Sean Salisbury's Junk http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump. We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture. Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2007, 08:28 PM	#2
Faigokilix Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	He has to be one of the worst analysts there anyway.. Get rid of his ass ESPN... Reynolds was actually entertaining and interesting to watch, this moron should be off the air... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2007, 09:35 PM	#4
cargo_brad Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Is this true? Yes. He was on the All-Selfish team on CBSSportsline. Of Course, the person wasn't confirmed then. *Media entry.* The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. He should have been fired, not just for this, but for being a dumbass. He sucked at playing football and sucks at analyzing football. I was reading his wikipedia, cause I have no life, and thought this was funny. He is well known for teasing fellow analyst John Clayton in the Sportscenter segment Four Downs. Clayton once famously got back at Salisbury. During an argument, Salisbury attempted to prove his point by telling Clayton, "You never played in the NFL." Clayton, noting that Salisbury spent most of his career as a backup quarterback on the sidelines (he received about a year's worth of NFL snaps in an eight year career), fired back, "neither did you!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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byncnombmub Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	This ought to make Harold Reynold happy to know that they will keep a guy who shows his cock. I bet it helps his lawsuit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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outsitWrord Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	This ought to make Harold Reynold happy to know that they will keep a guy who shows his cock. I bet it helps his lawsuit. Harold Reynolds should be getting his job back anyday now... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mQb0aVZe Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	So Salisbury steak is really tubesteak? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Vegeinvalge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	Here's what I read. Salisbury is defending himself by saying he was just showing pictures of his face on his cellphone, but because he's such a giant dickhead, it was misinterprited. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-01-2007, 01:42 PM	#16
EscaCsamas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 484 Senior Member	Here's what I read. Salisbury is defending himself by saying he was just showing pictures of his face on his cellphone, but because he's such a giant dickhead, it was misinterprited. Nice. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-01-2007, 02:44 PM	#17
MinisuipGaicai Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump. We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture. Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw. I think we can put this rumour to rest. If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night? I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-01-2007, 02:45 PM	#18
BodeOmissemia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	I think we can put this rumour to rest. If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night? I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski. Or even Mike Dickta? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JEWELMARGY Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 499 Senior Member	http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ury-226883.php Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump. We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture. Image edited out by ryr8828, deemed by staff as nsfw. Whoa, I got banned for posting a picture of the "thing" that a former viking running back got busted for - "the fake member ustilized to hide a drug problem ". An this guy gets his pic edited out. Such hate for Red. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-01-2007, 03:22 PM	#20
TEFSADDERFISA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 659 Senior Member	I think we can put this rumour to rest. If he was suspended, then why was he on my TV last night? I think it was either Mark "shitpants" Schlereth or Ron Jaworski. This didn't just happen. Salisbury served his suspension already. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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