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**AALee** · 09-26-2006, 04:55 PM

32. Detroit Lions (0-3): Just give it up. The Lions are terrible and definitely worthy of the designation as worst team in the NFL. I wonder if people actually wouldn't mind seeing Joey Harrington come back.

31. Tennessee Titans (0-3): I would say "Just start Vince Young" but he doesn't give them the best chance to win. Oh well. Sucks to be a Titans fan right now.

30. Oakland Raiders (0-2): Well, the Raiders had the week off so they didn't get a chance to be humiliated by yet another team. I'm telling you, put Moss at quarterback. It's the only way.

29. Houston Texans (0-3): I'm not going to be one of the people, but there are probably a lot of people bitching that the Texans didn't draft Reggie Bush who has single-handedly won 3 games for the Saints this year.

28. Cleveland Browns (0-3): The Browns should have won. But they're the Browns. So they lost.

27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-3): When I first read about the spleen injury to Chris Simms, I thought it was one of the hyperbolic jokes. They're pretty bad right now.

26. Green Bay Packers (1-2): Yay! They beat the worst team in the league. I saw an interview after the game and Favre just sounds like a beaten old man.

25. San Francisco 49ers (1-2): Dominated by a much better team. The 49ers might be able to hurt some teams' playoff hopes simply by playing with heart, though.

24. Buffalo Bills (1-2): Am I the only person that can't stand J.P. Losman?

23. Kansas City Chiefs (0-2): They're going to win some games. Eventually.

22. Washington Redskins (1-2): Watch out, the Redskins finally won a game. Gibbs still has wet dreams at night about having sex with Tony Stewart after a Nextel Cup championship. He's got no chance of one in Washington.

21. Arizona Cardinals (1-2): I want to rank them higher, but they've got to win close division games. Is anyone ready for Matt Leinart to start?

20. Miami Dolphins (1-2): Finally won a game. I was talking to a Dolphins fan and he said he wanted Harrington to start. I laughed.

19. Carolina Panthers (1-2): Squeaking out a win against the Suckaneers. The Panthers have to be the biggest disappointment in '06 so far.

18. Dallas Cowboys (1-1): Bill Parcells is so fat. The ¿¿¿¿.

17. St. Louis Rams (2-1): So the Rams proved me wrong in thinking the Cardinals are better than them right now. They've got to be laughing at how Martz is doing in Detroit this year.

16. New York Jets (2-1): Yeah. The Jets probably won't continue winning like this, but it'd be nice to see them win the division instead of New England.

15. New England Patriots (2-1): This team just isn't as good as teams of the past. They've still got some of the pieces, but they're not nearly a top team.

14. Minnesota Vikings (2-1): Close loss to the division-leading Bears. The Vikings are still a good team. All the credit goes to Brad Childress who saved that sinking ship.

13. New York Giants (1-2): They've played one of the hardest schedules to date so far. But they've still got to win games and do more in the first 3 quarters.

12. San Diego Chargers (2-0): No comment.

11. New Orleans Saints (3-0): Are the Saints for real? Of course not.

10. Atlanta Falcons (2-1): They didn't stand a chance against the Saints on Monday. It doesn't matter. They're still the better team.

9. Denver Broncos (2-1): Beat off on the Patriots' faces in Foxboro. That's gotta be worth something.

8. Indianapolis Colts (3-0): Holding the Jaguars to 14 is a start. Their defense has to do more before anyone can take them seriously.

7. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2): Suffering some lumps early on, but Bill Cowher will steer them in the right direction.

6. Baltimore Ravens (3-0): Barely beating the Cleveland Browns. That's kind of pathetic. A demotion for this week is necessary.

5. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-1): Tough loss to the Colts. Overall, I'm still liking the Jaguars to win that division.

4. Chicago Bears (3-0): Good win for the Bears over the Vikings. Next week they face Seattle. That should be fun.

3. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1): So the Eagles have yet to beat a good team. But who cares? They're the fucking Eagles and every team in the league fears seeing them on the schedule.

2. Seattle Seahawks (3-0): So they've finally started to put up some points. That's always a good recipe for winning. But Shaun Alexander is out. That's gonna hurt. Ouch.

1. Cincinnati Bengals (3-0): The big cat on the block is still on top. But Chad, what happened to that big game you were talking about? Oh well. There's always next week right?

**Switiespils** · 09-26-2006, 05:11 PM

32. Detroit Lions (0-3): Just give it up. The Lions are terrible and definitely worthy of the designation as worst team in the NFL. I wonder if people actually wouldn't mind seeing Joey Harrington come back.

Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though.

**molaunterbizone** · 09-26-2006, 05:14 PM

Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though.

Yeah. True. But there's always the thought: "Man, what would Joey have done in that situation?" And it's immediately followed by you slapping yourself across the face.

**Pasy** · 09-26-2006, 05:27 PM

Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though.

Kitna kinda kept them close with the Packers, no? He was the leading yardage passer in the NFL this week.

**tabcdyop** · 09-29-2006, 02:56 AM

the Colts are worse then the steelers who look like shit and the jaguars who they beat? come on now

**Frjrbefd** · 09-30-2006, 12:02 AM

the Colts are worse then the steelers who look like shit and the jaguars who they beat? come on now

I also have the Falcons ranked above the Saints and Eagles ranked above the Giants.

It's all about the long-term.

**FrereeDoulley** · 09-30-2006, 12:08 AM

Someone has to tell me how Reggie Bush has single handedly won three games for the Saints this year. Is it the Zero TDs or less than 4 YPC or the fact he's less than the league average on punt returns?

**levitratestimon** · 09-30-2006, 12:12 AM

Someone has to tell me how Reggie Bush has single handedly won three games for the Saints this year. Is it the Zero TDs or less than 4 YPC or the fact he's less than the league average on punt returns?

Badmouthing the great Reggie Bush?

I was just joking about him single-handedly doing anything.

**Paybeskf** · 09-30-2006, 12:23 AM

3. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1): So the Eagles have yet to beat a good team. But who cares? They're the fucking Eagles and every team in the league fears seeing them on the schedule. *Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one* ....

**agildeta** · 09-30-2006, 12:49 AM

*Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one* ....

I'd rank them higher if I could.

**SusanSazzios** · 09-30-2006, 01:04 AM

I'd rank them higher if I could.

How far will they fall after their Monday Night Ass kicking?

**Phouepou** · 09-30-2006, 01:08 AM

How far will they fall after their Monday Night Ass kicking?

Do the Packers plan on starting Rodgers Monday Night?

**husartrof** · 09-30-2006, 01:10 AM

Do the Packers plan on starting Rodgers Monday Night?

Nope.

I think we'll go with this guy....

**Spisivavona** · 09-30-2006, 01:16 AM

Nope.

I think we'll go with this guy....

Oh.

The Eagles are screwed.

Which do record do you think Brett will break first? Career TDs or Career INTs?

**DextExexy** · 09-30-2006, 01:27 AM

*Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one* ....

Bullshit. Bears>eagles.

**ggandibazz** · 09-30-2006, 01:29 AM

Oh.

The Eagles are screwed.

Which do record do you think Brett will break first? Career TDs or Career INTs?

Hmmmm

How many ints away is he?

Its hard to tell.

If the Packers fall behind early in alot of games he'll press and throw ints.

I wouldnt say the Eagles are screwed.

I know the Eagles are better now.

Hasnt always been like that. Nor will it be like that forever.

You have alot of football left in ya too watch young one.

You too will have a few shitty years.

**ZenDers** · 09-30-2006, 01:33 AM

Bullshit. Bears>eagles.

Agreed. 4 > 3, right?

**Cemeuncex** · 09-30-2006, 01:34 AM

Agreed. 4 > 3, right?

And 5

**Abaanto** · 09-30-2006, 01:34 AM

Hmmmm

How many ints away is he?

Its hard to tell.

If the Packers fall behind early in alot of games he'll press and throw ints.

I wouldnt say the Eagles are screwed.

I know the Eagles are better now.

Hasnt always been like that. Nor will it be like that forever.

You have alot of football left in ya too watch young one.

You too will have a few shitty years.

I believe he is 19 away.

**seooptiman** · 09-30-2006, 01:37 AM

[quote]And 5

09-26-2006, 04:55 PM	#1
AALee Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 455 Senior Member	NFL Power Rankings After Week 3 32. Detroit Lions (0-3): Just give it up. The Lions are terrible and definitely worthy of the designation as worst team in the NFL. I wonder if people actually wouldn't mind seeing Joey Harrington come back. 31. Tennessee Titans (0-3): I would say "Just start Vince Young" but he doesn't give them the best chance to win. Oh well. Sucks to be a Titans fan right now. 30. Oakland Raiders (0-2): Well, the Raiders had the week off so they didn't get a chance to be humiliated by yet another team. I'm telling you, put Moss at quarterback. It's the only way. 29. Houston Texans (0-3): I'm not going to be one of the people, but there are probably a lot of people bitching that the Texans didn't draft Reggie Bush who has single-handedly won 3 games for the Saints this year. 28. Cleveland Browns (0-3): The Browns should have won. But they're the Browns. So they lost. 27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-3): When I first read about the spleen injury to Chris Simms, I thought it was one of the hyperbolic jokes. They're pretty bad right now. 26. Green Bay Packers (1-2): Yay! They beat the worst team in the league. I saw an interview after the game and Favre just sounds like a beaten old man. 25. San Francisco 49ers (1-2): Dominated by a much better team. The 49ers might be able to hurt some teams' playoff hopes simply by playing with heart, though. 24. Buffalo Bills (1-2): Am I the only person that can't stand J.P. Losman? 23. Kansas City Chiefs (0-2): They're going to win some games. Eventually. 22. Washington Redskins (1-2): Watch out, the Redskins finally won a game. Gibbs still has wet dreams at night about having sex with Tony Stewart after a Nextel Cup championship. He's got no chance of one in Washington. 21. Arizona Cardinals (1-2): I want to rank them higher, but they've got to win close division games. Is anyone ready for Matt Leinart to start? 20. Miami Dolphins (1-2): Finally won a game. I was talking to a Dolphins fan and he said he wanted Harrington to start. I laughed. 19. Carolina Panthers (1-2): Squeaking out a win against the Suckaneers. The Panthers have to be the biggest disappointment in '06 so far. 18. Dallas Cowboys (1-1): Bill Parcells is so fat. The ¿¿¿¿. 17. St. Louis Rams (2-1): So the Rams proved me wrong in thinking the Cardinals are better than them right now. They've got to be laughing at how Martz is doing in Detroit this year. 16. New York Jets (2-1): Yeah. The Jets probably won't continue winning like this, but it'd be nice to see them win the division instead of New England. 15. New England Patriots (2-1): This team just isn't as good as teams of the past. They've still got some of the pieces, but they're not nearly a top team. 14. Minnesota Vikings (2-1): Close loss to the division-leading Bears. The Vikings are still a good team. All the credit goes to Brad Childress who saved that sinking ship. 13. New York Giants (1-2): They've played one of the hardest schedules to date so far. But they've still got to win games and do more in the first 3 quarters. 12. San Diego Chargers (2-0): No comment. 11. New Orleans Saints (3-0): Are the Saints for real? Of course not. 10. Atlanta Falcons (2-1): They didn't stand a chance against the Saints on Monday. It doesn't matter. They're still the better team. 9. Denver Broncos (2-1): Beat off on the Patriots' faces in Foxboro. That's gotta be worth something. 8. Indianapolis Colts (3-0): Holding the Jaguars to 14 is a start. Their defense has to do more before anyone can take them seriously. 7. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2): Suffering some lumps early on, but Bill Cowher will steer them in the right direction. 6. Baltimore Ravens (3-0): Barely beating the Cleveland Browns. That's kind of pathetic. A demotion for this week is necessary. 5. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-1): Tough loss to the Colts. Overall, I'm still liking the Jaguars to win that division. 4. Chicago Bears (3-0): Good win for the Bears over the Vikings. Next week they face Seattle. That should be fun. 3. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1): So the Eagles have yet to beat a good team. But who cares? They're the fucking Eagles and every team in the league fears seeing them on the schedule. 2. Seattle Seahawks (3-0): So they've finally started to put up some points. That's always a good recipe for winning. But Shaun Alexander is out. That's gonna hurt. Ouch. 1. Cincinnati Bengals (3-0): The big cat on the block is still on top. But Chad, what happened to that big game you were talking about? Oh well. There's always next week right? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Switiespils Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 619 Senior Member	32. Detroit Lions (0-3): Just give it up. The Lions are terrible and definitely worthy of the designation as worst team in the NFL. I wonder if people actually wouldn't mind seeing Joey Harrington come back. Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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molaunterbizone Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 469 Senior Member	Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though. Yeah. True. But there's always the thought: "Man, what would Joey have done in that situation?" And it's immediately followed by you slapping yourself across the face. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Pasy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 422 Senior Member	Actually, QB is one of the few positions where things are going well. I don't think you'll find many in Detroit who blame Kitna. I'm as die-hard Joey supporter as you'll find and I was hoping McCown would start this year, but I think Kitna has done a remarkable job. The rest of the team, especially coaches, suck ass though. Kitna kinda kept them close with the Packers, no? He was the leading yardage passer in the NFL this week. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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tabcdyop Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	the Colts are worse then the steelers who look like shit and the jaguars who they beat? come on now Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Frjrbefd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 381 Senior Member	the Colts are worse then the steelers who look like shit and the jaguars who they beat? come on now I also have the Falcons ranked above the Saints and Eagles ranked above the Giants. It's all about the long-term. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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FrereeDoulley Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 424 Senior Member	Someone has to tell me how Reggie Bush has single handedly won three games for the Saints this year. Is it the Zero TDs or less than 4 YPC or the fact he's less than the league average on punt returns? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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levitratestimon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	Someone has to tell me how Reggie Bush has single handedly won three games for the Saints this year. Is it the Zero TDs or less than 4 YPC or the fact he's less than the league average on punt returns? Badmouthing the great Reggie Bush? I was just joking about him single-handedly doing anything. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Paybeskf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	3. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1): So the Eagles have yet to beat a good team. But who cares? They're the fucking Eagles and every team in the league fears seeing them on the schedule. Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one .... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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agildeta Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one .... I'd rank them higher if I could. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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SusanSazzios Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 632 Senior Member	I'd rank them higher if I could. How far will they fall after their Monday Night Ass kicking? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Phouepou Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	How far will they fall after their Monday Night Ass kicking? Do the Packers plan on starting Rodgers Monday Night? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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husartrof Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	Do the Packers plan on starting Rodgers Monday Night? Nope. I think we'll go with this guy.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Spisivavona Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	Nope. I think we'll go with this guy.... Oh. The Eagles are screwed. Which do record do you think Brett will break first? Career TDs or Career INTs? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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DextExexy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 484 Senior Member	Surprised no one is calling bullshit on this one .... Bullshit. Bears>eagles. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-30-2006, 01:29 AM	#16
ggandibazz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	Oh. The Eagles are screwed. Which do record do you think Brett will break first? Career TDs or Career INTs? Hmmmm How many ints away is he? Its hard to tell. If the Packers fall behind early in alot of games he'll press and throw ints. I wouldnt say the Eagles are screwed. I know the Eagles are better now. Hasnt always been like that. Nor will it be like that forever. You have alot of football left in ya too watch young one. You too will have a few shitty years. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ZenDers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 639 Senior Member	Bullshit. Bears>eagles. Agreed. 4 > 3, right? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Cemeuncex Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	Agreed. 4 > 3, right? And 5 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Abaanto Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 512 Senior Member	Hmmmm How many ints away is he? Its hard to tell. If the Packers fall behind early in alot of games he'll press and throw ints. I wouldnt say the Eagles are screwed. I know the Eagles are better now. Hasnt always been like that. Nor will it be like that forever. You have alot of football left in ya too watch young one. You too will have a few shitty years. I believe he is 19 away. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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seooptiman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	[quote]And 5 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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