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**Cajlwdvx** · 10-13-2005, 05:00 PM

I'm not going to go nutty and post W-L predictions, SB predictions, etc. What I am going to do, however, is list who I think will win each division, and why (maybe), and who the WC's will be this year in each Conference. I fully recognize that it is August 2nd, and that I might be completely full of shit. You will not see me post such things as "take it to vegas, baby" or "book it" or "Put this in your signature, bitches, cuz this is how this shit's gonna be".

These are just my predictions on how the divisions could very well possibly go down.

NFC West
St Louis
Seattle
Arizona
San Fransisco

Ok, I know, i certainly didn't go out on a limb on this one. The only real difference I see in this division from last year is that St Louis will win it this time around. I'm done placing any stock in Seattle.

NFC North
Detroit
Minnesota
Green Bay
Chicago

GB almost was in last place, but then I came to my senses. Favre. Walker. Green. Franks. Despite the horrendous defense, that's not a last place offense. Detroit will finally make something happen. But they'll still lose in round 1 of the playoffs.

NFC South
Carolina
Atlanta
New Orleans
Tampa Bay

Carolina has a helluva defense, and their offense will be adequate. Vick is nothing to be afraid of anymore, as it is my opinion that teams have figured out how to stop him. Without any real threat at WR, I simply don't think they can finish the season ahead of Carolina. This was a tough one to pick.

NFC East
Philadelphia
Dallas
Washington
NYG

No NFC East team has shown me anything to make me think they could take away our throne on top. Dallas made improvements, but it's not enough...and Parcells is going to shoot himself in the foot and start Bledsoe, I see that comin a mile away. Eli will struggle, and Tiki will come back down to Earth, putting this NYG team in the cellar.

NFC Wild Cards
Atlanta
Minnesota

AFC West
San Diego
Oakland
Kansas City
Denver

I don't care what anyone says, you simply cannot doubt the talent on that Oakland team. That's why I put them in second. They're not in first because the Chargers have discovered that winning is much mroe fun than losing, and I think they intend to do a lot more of it.

AFC North
Baltimore
Pittsburgh
Cincinatti
Cleveland

I don't see the Steelers being nearly as dominant in the AFC like they were last year. Baltimore will surprise many, and win enough games to win this division.

AFC South
Indianapolis
Houston
Tenessee
Jacksonville

No one will knock off Indy. Houston will be respectable this year, reversing last year's record of 7-9 to 9-7, IMO. I don't know that Tennessee really improved at all, and I just don't trust Jax.

AFC East
NY Jets
Buffalo
New England
Miami

No, that's not a typo. New England will be lucky to be .500 this season. The jets will be dominant in this division, but Buffalo won't be far behind. Miami has some work to do before I'll dig them out of the cellar. They need to stop their crying for starters.

AFC Wild Cards
Pittsburgh
Oakland

Where it would go from there, I have no idea and won't waste my time predicting.

This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting.

**MARMELADINA** · 10-13-2005, 05:05 PM

This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting.

Y.O.M. if it makes ya feel better i thought you were an ass way before these predictions....

**sbrscnds** · 10-13-2005, 05:08 PM

Y.O.M. if it makes ya feel better i thought you were an ass way before these predictions....

That DOES make me feel better. Gee, thanks Ima!

**margoaroyo** · 10-13-2005, 05:31 PM

This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting.

I'll bet you still beat Hoge.

**JOR4qxYH** · 10-13-2005, 05:32 PM

I'll bet you still beat Hoge.

Should that please me???

**Seesspoxy** · 10-13-2005, 05:34 PM

This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting.

Just as it was too early to make those predictions...right now, it's too early to say they're wrong. Aside from Oaktown in the WC, things could shape up fairly well for your predictions.

**inmeirulez** · 10-13-2005, 05:54 PM

I'll bet you still beat Hoge.

Should I have said Berman?

**AndreasLV** · 10-13-2005, 06:14 PM

That DOES make me feel better. Gee, thanks Ima!

You know i love ya and my cat says HI.

**Cinzomzm** · 10-13-2005, 06:56 PM

You know i love ya and my cat says HI.

Noooo Kitty, that's MY pot pie!

**RicardoHun** · 10-18-2005, 08:00 AM

I'm not trying to make a case, it happened.

PART of my viking history, is choking. It's in our blood. it is our shame

it is something i hope to see cured.

I'd be just as happy if they didn't choke but the Packers still won the division, to be honest with you.

**Saispapedlimi** · 10-18-2005, 08:00 AM

I'm not going to go nutty and post W-L predictions, SB predictions, etc. What I am going to do, however, is list who I think will win each division, and why (maybe), and who the WC's will be this year in each Conference. I fully recognize that it is August 2nd, and that I might be completely full of shit. You will not see me post such things as "take it to vegas, baby" or "book it" or "Put this in your signature, bitches, cuz this is how this shit's gonna be".

These are just my predictions on how the divisions could very well possibly go down.

NFC West
St Louis
Seattle
Arizona
San Fransisco

Ok, I know, i certainly didn't go out on a limb on this one. The only real difference I see in this division from last year is that St Louis will win it this time around. I'm done placing any stock in Seattle.

NFC North
Detroit
Minnesota
Green Bay
Chicago

GB almost was in last place, but then I came to my senses. Favre. Walker. Green. Franks. Despite the horrendous defense, that's not a last place offense. Detroit will finally make something happen. But they'll still lose in round 1 of the playoffs.

NFC South
Carolina
Atlanta
New Orleans
Tampa Bay

Carolina has a helluva defense, and their offense will be adequate. Vick is nothing to be afraid of anymore, as it is my opinion that teams have figured out how to stop him. Without any real threat at WR, I simply don't think they can finish the season ahead of Carolina. This was a tough one to pick.

NFC East
Philadelphia
Dallas
Washington
NYG

No NFC East team has shown me anything to make me think they could take away our throne on top. Dallas made improvements, but it's not enough...and Parcells is going to shoot himself in the foot and start Bledsoe, I see that comin a mile away. Eli will struggle, and Tiki will come back down to Earth, putting this NYG team in the cellar.

NFC Wild Cards
Atlanta
Minnesota

AFC West
San Diego
Oakland
Kansas City
Denver

I don't care what anyone says, you simply cannot doubt the talent on that Oakland team. That's why I put them in second. They're not in first because the Chargers have discovered that winning is much mroe fun than losing, and I think they intend to do a lot more of it.

AFC North
Baltimore
Pittsburgh
Cincinatti
Cleveland

I don't see the Steelers being nearly as dominant in the AFC like they were last year. Baltimore will surprise many, and win enough games to win this division.

AFC South
Indianapolis
Houston
Tenessee
Jacksonville

No one will knock off Indy. Houston will be respectable this year, reversing last year's record of 7-9 to 9-7, IMO. I don't know that Tennessee really improved at all, and I just don't trust Jax.

AFC East
NY Jets
Buffalo
New England
Miami

No, that's not a typo. New England will be lucky to be .500 this season. The jets will be dominant in this division, but Buffalo won't be far behind. Miami has some work to do before I'll dig them out of the cellar. They need to stop their crying for starters.

AFC Wild Cards
Pittsburgh
Oakland

Where it would go from there, I have no idea and won't waste my time predicting.

**GaxyGroordrep** · 10-19-2005, 08:00 AM

yes, favre has won his past two games in the dome, before that he was horrendous....at oen point his career rating there was like 50...i mean, not TJ "audible" Rubley bad, but bad.

DC's ratign/stats vs GB last year were outstanding, not one INT and 12 TD's. You certinaly cant fault him for any of the two losses.

But past two seasons favre's 1-2 at lambeau vs vikings

**Czrzftmz** · 10-20-2005, 08:00 AM

it's not greenbay's to lose

packers have won division past two years by skin of their teeth

Now now.

They won it. Are you trying to minimize what that means ?

**outfinofulpv** · 10-21-2005, 08:00 AM

well, they went on to lose in the playoffs

once to second place division

and if it werent for pooles miracle catch......

Well whatever.

If you are saying the Packers sucked and still won -- all I can say is they were looking down at 3 other teams.

**praboobolbode** · 10-25-2005, 08:00 AM

The Seahawks will also definitely go undefeated....

...in at least these three games: the last week of the preseason, Week 13, and Week 17!

Among others too of course.

**hrthwhr** · 11-01-2005, 08:00 AM

I'm pretty sure the Packer D last year raised the QB-rating of every opposing QB ... even the Bears. Although I really don't know.

Does it really matter if you have 4 ounces or 3 ounces of crap in your pocket?

**Z1IRo4Ap** · 11-05-2005, 08:00 AM

Nice work......but Packer Land is gonna struggle with your placement of their team. Detroit finally on top, simply amazing. Go Roy Williams.
I can live with your NFC East list for the time being.

It's kinda tough to get pissed to the same degree after hearing much of the same type of prediction year after year.

It's more of a yawn.

I'll still throw in a ho hum kind of disagreement, and try not to wink.

**nermise** · 11-14-2005, 08:00 AM

I just can't buy the Packers falling that far. I think the defense will surprise all of us.

**Hinigyday** · 11-21-2005, 08:00 AM

Does it really matter if you have 4 ounces or 3 ounces of crap in your pocket?

Well, it would matter with respect to how soon you'd need to get more fertilizer.

**propolo** · 12-01-2005, 08:00 AM

yes, favre has won his past two games in the dome, before that he was horrendous....at oen point his career rating there was like 50...i mean, not TJ "audible" Rubley bad, but bad.

DC's ratign/stats vs GB last year were outstanding, not one INT and 12 TD's. You certinaly cant fault him for any of the three losses.

But past two seasons favre's 1-2 at lambeau vs vikings

I'm pretty sure the Packer D last year raised the QB-rating of every opposing QB ... even the Bears. Although I really don't know.

10-13-2005, 05:00 PM	#1
Cajlwdvx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 654 Senior Member	I'm not going to go nutty and post W-L predictions, SB predictions, etc. What I am going to do, however, is list who I think will win each division, and why (maybe), and who the WC's will be this year in each Conference. I fully recognize that it is August 2nd, and that I might be completely full of shit. You will not see me post such things as "take it to vegas, baby" or "book it" or "Put this in your signature, bitches, cuz this is how this shit's gonna be". These are just my predictions on how the divisions could very well possibly go down. NFC West St Louis Seattle Arizona San Fransisco Ok, I know, i certainly didn't go out on a limb on this one. The only real difference I see in this division from last year is that St Louis will win it this time around. I'm done placing any stock in Seattle. NFC North Detroit Minnesota Green Bay Chicago GB almost was in last place, but then I came to my senses. Favre. Walker. Green. Franks. Despite the horrendous defense, that's not a last place offense. Detroit will finally make something happen. But they'll still lose in round 1 of the playoffs. NFC South Carolina Atlanta New Orleans Tampa Bay Carolina has a helluva defense, and their offense will be adequate. Vick is nothing to be afraid of anymore, as it is my opinion that teams have figured out how to stop him. Without any real threat at WR, I simply don't think they can finish the season ahead of Carolina. This was a tough one to pick. NFC East Philadelphia Dallas Washington NYG No NFC East team has shown me anything to make me think they could take away our throne on top. Dallas made improvements, but it's not enough...and Parcells is going to shoot himself in the foot and start Bledsoe, I see that comin a mile away. Eli will struggle, and Tiki will come back down to Earth, putting this NYG team in the cellar. NFC Wild Cards Atlanta Minnesota AFC West San Diego Oakland Kansas City Denver I don't care what anyone says, you simply cannot doubt the talent on that Oakland team. That's why I put them in second. They're not in first because the Chargers have discovered that winning is much mroe fun than losing, and I think they intend to do a lot more of it. AFC North Baltimore Pittsburgh Cincinatti Cleveland I don't see the Steelers being nearly as dominant in the AFC like they were last year. Baltimore will surprise many, and win enough games to win this division. AFC South Indianapolis Houston Tenessee Jacksonville No one will knock off Indy. Houston will be respectable this year, reversing last year's record of 7-9 to 9-7, IMO. I don't know that Tennessee really improved at all, and I just don't trust Jax. AFC East NY Jets Buffalo New England Miami No, that's not a typo. New England will be lucky to be .500 this season. The jets will be dominant in this division, but Buffalo won't be far behind. Miami has some work to do before I'll dig them out of the cellar. They need to stop their crying for starters. AFC Wild Cards Pittsburgh Oakland Where it would go from there, I have no idea and won't waste my time predicting. This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:05 PM	#2
MARMELADINA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting. Y.O.M. if it makes ya feel better i thought you were an ass way before these predictions.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:08 PM	#3
sbrscnds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 582 Senior Member	Y.O.M. if it makes ya feel better i thought you were an ass way before these predictions.... That DOES make me feel better. Gee, thanks Ima! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:31 PM	#4
margoaroyo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting. I'll bet you still beat Hoge. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:32 PM	#5
JOR4qxYH Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	I'll bet you still beat Hoge. Should that please me??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:34 PM	#6
Seesspoxy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 528 Senior Member	This is a good example why one should never make predictions so early. I mean, it's fun and all, and always nice to see if you'll be right...but dang, i made an ass of myself with these picks! Not that anyone could predict half of what's occured this season, but still. Interesting. Just as it was too early to make those predictions...right now, it's too early to say they're wrong. Aside from Oaktown in the WC, things could shape up fairly well for your predictions. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 05:54 PM	#7
inmeirulez Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	I'll bet you still beat Hoge. Should I have said Berman? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 06:14 PM	#8
AndreasLV Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	That DOES make me feel better. Gee, thanks Ima! You know i love ya and my cat says HI. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-13-2005, 06:56 PM	#9
Cinzomzm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 348 Senior Member	You know i love ya and my cat says HI. Noooo Kitty, that's MY pot pie! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2005, 08:00 AM	#10
RicardoHun Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	I'm not trying to make a case, it happened. PART of my viking history, is choking. It's in our blood. it is our shame it is something i hope to see cured. I'd be just as happy if they didn't choke but the Packers still won the division, to be honest with you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2005, 08:00 AM	#11
Saispapedlimi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	Oh Shit. NFL Predictions. I'm not going to go nutty and post W-L predictions, SB predictions, etc. What I am going to do, however, is list who I think will win each division, and why (maybe), and who the WC's will be this year in each Conference. I fully recognize that it is August 2nd, and that I might be completely full of shit. You will not see me post such things as "take it to vegas, baby" or "book it" or "Put this in your signature, bitches, cuz this is how this shit's gonna be". These are just my predictions on how the divisions could very well possibly go down. NFC West St Louis Seattle Arizona San Fransisco Ok, I know, i certainly didn't go out on a limb on this one. The only real difference I see in this division from last year is that St Louis will win it this time around. I'm done placing any stock in Seattle. NFC North Detroit Minnesota Green Bay Chicago GB almost was in last place, but then I came to my senses. Favre. Walker. Green. Franks. Despite the horrendous defense, that's not a last place offense. Detroit will finally make something happen. But they'll still lose in round 1 of the playoffs. NFC South Carolina Atlanta New Orleans Tampa Bay Carolina has a helluva defense, and their offense will be adequate. Vick is nothing to be afraid of anymore, as it is my opinion that teams have figured out how to stop him. Without any real threat at WR, I simply don't think they can finish the season ahead of Carolina. This was a tough one to pick. NFC East Philadelphia Dallas Washington NYG No NFC East team has shown me anything to make me think they could take away our throne on top. Dallas made improvements, but it's not enough...and Parcells is going to shoot himself in the foot and start Bledsoe, I see that comin a mile away. Eli will struggle, and Tiki will come back down to Earth, putting this NYG team in the cellar. NFC Wild Cards Atlanta Minnesota AFC West San Diego Oakland Kansas City Denver I don't care what anyone says, you simply cannot doubt the talent on that Oakland team. That's why I put them in second. They're not in first because the Chargers have discovered that winning is much mroe fun than losing, and I think they intend to do a lot more of it. AFC North Baltimore Pittsburgh Cincinatti Cleveland I don't see the Steelers being nearly as dominant in the AFC like they were last year. Baltimore will surprise many, and win enough games to win this division. AFC South Indianapolis Houston Tenessee Jacksonville No one will knock off Indy. Houston will be respectable this year, reversing last year's record of 7-9 to 9-7, IMO. I don't know that Tennessee really improved at all, and I just don't trust Jax. AFC East NY Jets Buffalo New England Miami No, that's not a typo. New England will be lucky to be .500 this season. The jets will be dominant in this division, but Buffalo won't be far behind. Miami has some work to do before I'll dig them out of the cellar. They need to stop their crying for starters. AFC Wild Cards Pittsburgh Oakland Where it would go from there, I have no idea and won't waste my time predicting. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2005, 08:00 AM	#12
GaxyGroordrep Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 621 Senior Member	yes, favre has won his past two games in the dome, before that he was horrendous....at oen point his career rating there was like 50...i mean, not TJ "audible" Rubley bad, but bad. DC's ratign/stats vs GB last year were outstanding, not one INT and 12 TD's. You certinaly cant fault him for any of the two losses. But past two seasons favre's 1-2 at lambeau vs vikings Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2005, 08:00 AM	#13
Czrzftmz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 380 Senior Member	it's not greenbay's to lose packers have won division past two years by skin of their teeth Now now. They won it. Are you trying to minimize what that means ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-21-2005, 08:00 AM	#14
outfinofulpv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	well, they went on to lose in the playoffs once to second place division and if it werent for pooles miracle catch...... Well whatever. If you are saying the Packers sucked and still won -- all I can say is they were looking down at 3 other teams. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2005, 08:00 AM	#15
praboobolbode Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	The Seahawks will also definitely go undefeated.... ...in at least these three games: the last week of the preseason, Week 13, and Week 17! Among others too of course. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-01-2005, 08:00 AM	#16
hrthwhr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	I'm pretty sure the Packer D last year raised the QB-rating of every opposing QB ... even the Bears. Although I really don't know. Does it really matter if you have 4 ounces or 3 ounces of crap in your pocket? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-05-2005, 08:00 AM	#17
Z1IRo4Ap Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Nice work......but Packer Land is gonna struggle with your placement of their team. Detroit finally on top, simply amazing. Go Roy Williams. I can live with your NFC East list for the time being. It's kinda tough to get pissed to the same degree after hearing much of the same type of prediction year after year. It's more of a yawn. I'll still throw in a ho hum kind of disagreement, and try not to wink. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-14-2005, 08:00 AM	#18
nermise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 527 Senior Member	I just can't buy the Packers falling that far. I think the defense will surprise all of us. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-21-2005, 08:00 AM	#19
Hinigyday Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	Does it really matter if you have 4 ounces or 3 ounces of crap in your pocket? Well, it would matter with respect to how soon you'd need to get more fertilizer. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-01-2005, 08:00 AM	#20
propolo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	yes, favre has won his past two games in the dome, before that he was horrendous....at oen point his career rating there was like 50...i mean, not TJ "audible" Rubley bad, but bad. DC's ratign/stats vs GB last year were outstanding, not one INT and 12 TD's. You certinaly cant fault him for any of the three losses. But past two seasons favre's 1-2 at lambeau vs vikings I'm pretty sure the Packer D last year raised the QB-rating of every opposing QB ... even the Bears. Although I really don't know. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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