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Two guys from International Falls die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,ya know."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are,still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?" Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday,we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilliing walleye and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry, when the weathers this nice."The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.

They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

The Minnesodans look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, If hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da super bowl."

thats actually a good joke.

[MattJargin]

A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . .
I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody.

There was a lions fan with a really crappy seat at ford field. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself 'what a waste' he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, 'Is this seat taken?' The man replied, 'This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big lionss fan.' The other man replied,' I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?' The man replied, 'They're all at the funeral.'

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packer fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packer fans too.
Not knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Packer fan" he retorts."Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud lions fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a lions fan.Well, my Dad and Mom are lions fans, so I'm a lions fan too, he responds.The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Packer's fan."

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Two guys from International Falls die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,ya know."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are,still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?" Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday,we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilliing walleye and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry, when the weathers this nice."The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.

They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

The Minnesodans look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, If hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da super bowl."