[Dildos]

leave it to madden to mock the idea of a linebacker going back to college to complete his degree in chemical biology or what ever the hell it was.
what a dope.
give the big guy the praise he deserves. the guy is trying to finish something he started. i bet the guy's mom was proud as hell of her son and i would be too.

more proof madden is an ignorant tool.

here's more support of him being a "ignorant tool":

"There's no point putting whipped cream on manure."
-John Madden

[Soypopetype]

i love madden, he is awesome, if he didnt say such stupid stuff he would just be another dumb announcer, but the stuff he says is so dumb its funny, making it great to watch

[unlomarma]

John Madden, "Pat, i think its safe to say that all these fans here today are here to watch a game of FOOTBALL!"
Pat Summeral, "Um, John, we're in commercial."
John, "I know, I'm just making conversation. Come on..... FOOTBALL!"

[Stovegeothnon]

Simpsons right? Thats on the Simpsons gone wild dvd thats on sale now.

I think it may have been Family Guy when Peter was paying back the Welfare. Though it could have been the Simpsons when Marge and Homer start trying to put some adventure in the love life.

[ringsarcle]

Big guy, travels around in a motorhome, his turkey has about 12 drumsticks, Oakland Raiders head coach, football announcer,

BAM!

lol

[DrunkMans]

Big guy, travels around in a motorhome, his turkey has about 12 drumsticks, Oakland Raiders head coach, football announcer,

BAM!

lol.

[i32I7qyH]

ive counted 12 sentences by madden this year that start with "i was eating a brat"

haha... i never realized how much of a hick madden really is

[zlopikanikanz]

I think it may have been Family Guy when Peter was paying back the Welfare. Though it could have been the Simpsons when Marge and Homer start trying to put some adventure in the love life.

I don't think it was the Simpsons. The only time I remember Madden being on the Simpsons is the Super Bowl episode and he doesn't say that. You're probably right about Family Guy though.

[kathy]

here's more support of him being a "ignorant tool":

"There's no point putting whipped cream on manure."
-John Madden

Jebus. Everyone knows you have to put whipped cream on manure, or the manure just isn't palatable.

[usaneisfiecup]

leave it to madden to mock the idea of a linebacker going back to college to complete his degree in chemical biology or what ever the hell it was.
what a dope.
give the big guy the praise he deserves. the guy is trying to finish something he started. i bet the guy's mom was proud as hell of her son and i would be too.

more proof madden is an ignorant tool.

[ptolerezort]

not to sound like a fool. but who you talking about?

[Wavgbtif]

MNF is so much better with the sound off. christ the only reason i used to listen to madden was summerall. after they split i think ive heard 8 words from madden and 2 were in english.

[Siliespiriulk]

I think it may have been Family Guy when Peter was paying back the Welfare. Though it could have been the Simpsons when Marge and Homer start trying to put some adventure in the love life.

The only football talk that jumps out at me from Simpsons is Keith Jackson calling the SU Nittany Tide game. Whoa, nellie!

[LongaDonga]

not to sound like a fool. but who you talking about?

Big guy, travels around in a motorhome, his turkey has about 12 drumsticks, Oakland Raiders head coach, football announcer,

BAM!

[HaroldMY]

Lighten up, guys. Madden just cannot envision a career better than a lifetime spent in the NFL. Madden has had a dream career, and thinks, "Chemical engineering? Marine biology? Is he crazy? Wwhen he could play football?"

[Grewlybreekly]

lol ya he says stupid stuff like that
he says dumb stuff a ton on his madden 05 game well he did on his other games too but i still like the guy
imagine if you were trying to learn how football is played, like my sister, then madden is the perfect person to listen to, but even then my sister knows that they try to get into the endzone, so it dont really matter with that kinda stuff

[Dwencejed]

lol.

Oh shit, this isn't the Eagles board.

*retreats to friendly territory*

[Falik]

John Madden, "Pat, i think its safe to say that all these fans here today are here to watch a game of FOOTBALL!"
Pat Summeral, "Um, John, we're in commercial."
John, "I know, I'm just making conversation. Come on..... FOOTBALL!"

Simpsons right? Thats on the Simpsons gone wild dvd thats on sale now.

[JennyStewarta]

You see....what he was doing there was trying to get into the endzone. You know you need to score more points than your opponent if you expect to win.

[CxofxJFm]

Its madden, if hes not talking about a turducket hes saying something really really stupid.