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I travel nearly continuously and I've visited every NFL City. I've specific memories on most of those locations. For me Many of these groups are miss-named and the majority of it's wishful thinking. Carolina Panthers? Cincinnati Bengals? Huh? The teams were just named by them after animals in the zoo. Therefore here’s my record centered on individual knowledge. NFC East The Dallas Six-Hour Layover: I've just been to Dallas’ airport, but I've been there a large number of times and each time it's a number of entrance changes and missed routes followed closely by one-hour cabs and awaiting takeoffs. So you may don't be put through the final two as you access it the plane they ought to only calm you. The Washington International Speedway: I'm obviously talking about the chaos the beltway, what your location is both in a freaking competition with folks from all around the earth known or sitting perfectly still. The Beltway could be a boost at 2:AM. The Philadelphia Just Passing Through: Only been through there on I-95 and from there it might have been East Cottonswaddle, Nebraska. Sorry. The Brand New Jersey Chemical Smell: Sorry, but what the fuck is that smell available in East Rutherford? NFC South The Carolina Weather Delay: Again, I've just been passing through, but I'm at the airport awaiting some strange wait from U.S or it appears like I just stay in Charlotte when I'm too tired to complete the drive. Airways which employs Charlotte as their east coast centre. The Atlanta 24 Lane Highways: Again, I've used number considerable time here except at the airport had to invest the evening at bad resorts and where I've had my routes inexplicably terminated. The one time I'd to operate a vehicle through the town, I was astonished by the quantity of counters some one placed on one interstate highway. It may have been more that 24 counters, may have been less. But checking them was getting me to rest, and so I somewhat resolved on several. The Tampa Really Cool Bridge: That’s a really great link ya got there Tampa The Brand New Orleans Show Us Your Tits: If you’ve visited Bourbon Street, guess what happens I am talking about. You understand what I am talking about, if you haven’t. These will be the best lids. NFC North The Green Bay Barflies: There's like three taverns on every block, much like the majority of Wisconsin. The huge difference listed here is that 1 / 2 of them are possessed by soccer players or ex-football players. The deep-fried ranch was really enjoyed by me dressing ice cream at Rich Wingo’s position found on Jim Del Gazio Boulevard. The Detroit Good Middle Asian Food: Yum. Steak tar tar is loved by me. Yum. The Minneapolis I found Gallagher Once at a Gas Station: It might have now been his twin brother, but guy gowns such as the stage work when he sends gasoline. He didn’t break any watermelons or such a thing though. I was also celebrity hit to request his autograph. The Chicago Unnecessary Toll Booths: Seriously Illinois, making me log off the street to pay for 11 dollars is simply silly. NFC West: I really hope as this senior years home some one chose to develop in the centre of nowhere they've as numerous pools, the Phoenix Oven: If the is something north of Hades warmer than Phoenix in August. The Bay Area Nice View: The area only has good views every where. Anything is couldn’t got by me done there from taking a look at the views. The Dallas Caffeine Stands: These specific things are all around the Evergreen State. House of Star-bucks, however they have lots of opposition. I'd prefer to understand how frustrated these once irritable people would be without all that coffee. Never mind, I don’t need to know. The St. Louis Giant Arch: Sorry that’s all I recall about St. Louis. I suppose I will go visit there again, but I'm often moving however. AFC East The Boston Impossible Traffic Situation: Man, that position is difficult to obtain around in. The Ohio Good Argentine Steak House. Just The Knife was called by a plug for a place. All you could could eat beef (meats, chicken, chicken, lamb, whatever) prepared over fire, including salad (salad? Ha!), a wine bottle, and dessert for approximately $32 including tip. Fairly South National Waitresses also! The Brand New Jersey What’s That Smell Again?: Seriously may be the chemical plants or the swamps? The Buffalo Only In The Future from Niagara Falls: All I recall from this position. Buffalo Bills is just a silly name. Seems like a lot of debt I've to pay for. Something that reminds me of spending expenses instantly hurts. AFC South The Indiana Level Town with Like Twenty Interstate Freeways Assembly. Fun spot to push, skip your leave and you simply take the following one and you'll wind up anywhere fun like West Lafayette. The Nashville Middle of an Extended Drive Hotel Stop: Nice spot to stop at 2:AM when you're seeing double. The Jacksonville Rednecks: Self-explanatory. Hillbillies may low I.Q. Their cousins are marryed by who. Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel is likely to be on the lids. The Houston Really Disseminate Place: It has to function as the largest town I've ever endured to operate a vehicle through. Extends from the Gulf to Oklahoma to Arkansas to Louisiana AFC North The Pittsburgh Links. I get that cities often shoot up around rivers. But dang, there’s like 50 bridges or anything. Couple of channels also. The Cincinnati Been There After By Accident: Made a wrong submit Dayton or somewhere. I didn’t see also one Bengal. The Baltimore Airport: I've visited Baltimore over 200 times over the final 8 years. Simply to visit the airport. I realize since it has been seen by me from the atmosphere that there surely is more to the town. The Cleveland Interstate Bypass Around Cleveland. Decide to try the Cracker Barrel off leave 13. AFC West The Oakland Only Visited Their Airport: Can’t say I also remember the airport significantly. Sorry Oakland. The Colorado Poor Drivers: Worst individuals north of Mexico. People be seemingly in a rush to obtain anywhere. I've no idea why. The North Park Ridiculous Cost of Living: The only real reason I'd to maneuver out of there. I'd have experienced to offer drugs, work three jobs, and offer my human anatomy simply to manage a one-bedroom loft apartment over a mortuary. The Kansas City Road Building. Since they're always going the darn streets around I always miss my leave there.