[Heliosprime]

A newly Married Man and his Rules

A muscular macho man married a good-looking woman. The wedding was hardly over he told her, I want to tell you something, now listen to me very carefully and he said, “Here are my rules”:

“I will come home only whenever I want, and I want no fuss from you. I expect a super dinner every evening, but I might call you to tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, play cards and drink with my friends when I want and where I want. So you can’t lose your cool. These are my rules. Do you understand them. What do you have to say?”

The newly married wife said. “Oh! That’s perfectly, OK by me. But you must know that every evening at 7.00 I would eat the super dinner I cooked. Sharp at 8.00pm I would have sex whether you are home or not”

Oh! My God!

[untostaronaf]

Oh! My God! What a great mistake I made in writing this about the emancipated woman. Now I am trying hard to stop my better half reading it. Expecting a disaster any moment now.

Immediate Help required.

[priceyicey]

This is a nice way of teaching a macho man that his words won't rule a wive's life. It is that both have to adjust and live together lending hands with each other.

[objennasweene]

Though it's a German joke it happens all the time in western countries. Soon this fever might catch in India.