[JohnImamadviser]

The next time Oprah visits India she gets Big Macs, KFC, Chappathi, Dosas +Coconut Chutney with instructions "Please do not use Hardware to eat these Foods".

Get the best movie cameraman to film her reactions and put it on YouTube. It may go Viral beating Kollaveri.

[cabonuserollyo]

I had a bad dream. I was standing almost at the end of a long queue in front of the ‘Arbeitsamt” to collect my monthly dole. I was trying to hide my self from other known people who I thought would also be standing there. It's a shame to be in the Dole queue.

Someone tapped on my shoulder and even before I could say “Hopla” the guy asked if I was from India. Well! I admit I could not have said I am a German. The best way to get off another Indian from your throat is to say you are a Pakistani.

However this Indian was adamant I am not speaking the truth because my Indian accent gave me away. I tried to change the conversation and asked why he was in the queue? With an iPhone in his hand he was busy clicking into it. He was telling me that it was very wrong for the Indian Govt. to have given Winfrey Oprah an Indian Visa.

I asked him what could be wrong with that. He started describing Oprah in all kinds of expletives and a bit too loud. Believe me I had a real time calming down the guy because the other people thought we were two Indians arguing and a fight was about to start.

Any way after convincing that though I was a Pakistani I wished India our big neighbor always well and wished they liked us too. I soon knew my trick was not working. I changed the conversation to admiring his iPhone, if he Tweets and that seemed to work.

He described at length what a great job Steve Jobs had done to brighten up this dark world and Steve was able to do all that because he had that Indian connection in addition to his drug connection. He wished that Oprah only knew that. He was Tweeting his protest to Oprah.

Now it was my turn to face the official. On cruel grounds I was refused dole. In anger I ran out not knowing how to feed my family. I ran and ran (ஓடினேன், ஓடினேன் வாழ்கையின் எல்லைகே ஓடினேன்) until I saw a moving train and jumped in front of it.

Next thing I knew I woke up in Heaven. I was hauled up before God. I was allowed to introduce myself to God and ask any questions if I had.

So I said I am Rajpriya born in Thirukattupalli in Tanjore District, Southern India now living in Germany and because of sudden unemployment and dole being refused thought there was no useful purpose I could serve on earth and here I am in front of you God I said.

God said its nice meet you Rajpriya and now do you have any questions. I said yes my Lord I can understand why Steve Jobs is seated on your right side but why is Winfrey Oprah seated on your left with a bucket and a mop.

Oh! That? I could explain that. She went to India recently and found most Indians were using their hand to put food in to their mouths. She finds this a dirty habit and needs to clean up India. However, don’t you earthling know that Cleanliness is next to Godliness?

Oh! Me Gawd! Thank God it was all just a dream that I had dreamt.

[FoetAgerhot46]

These dreams don't mean a lot but yes they indicate something. Just try guessing whether something good or bad is going to happen.

[Z3s9vQZj]

There are idiotic people who do not understand the difference between fiction and the truth.