[steevyjeors]

This one man was working on a construction job, with his old squeeky wheel barrow, as he was moving about his wheel barrow went Squeek....Squeek.....Squeek.....One day his boss was passing by and heard it, and told him: "Hey you there!, you better GREASE that wheel barrow!..",Next day boss was passing by again, and heard that same wheel barrow Squeek.....Squeek.....Squeek.....So he called the man over, and said to him: I thought I told you to "grease" tha wheel barrow,..You are fired!!"..Stunned the poor guy defended himself "But I did grease it,...Now you are firing me for something that is not my fault,..is it my fault that my wheel barrow is going Squeek....Squeek.....Squeek...?"..."Oh I am not firing you `cause your wheel barrow is going Squeek.....Squeek....Squeek...., I am firing you because it`s not going Squeek, Squeek, Squeek.!"...Now moral of this story is; If your wheel barrow is old squeeky-get rid of it or it will "squeel on you".....as they say, little humor never hurts.

[NutChusty]

or just replace the bearings

[steevyjeors]

Yep,...that may do it too

[n2Oddw8P]

Huh?

I don't know which post to be more confused by, hunsolo's, or Paul's. Maybe it's too early in the morning or something, but I don't get it.

DogoDon

[Alkanyadela]

Never come across a wheelbarrow with bearings on a building site, at best just a well oiled/greased bar on which the wheel revolves-or not!

[zueqhbyhp]

Construction jobs have always confused me ever since the boss handed me 3 shovels and told me to take my pick

[adverwork]

Huh?

I don't know which post to be more confused by, hunsolo's, or Paul's. Maybe it's too early in the morning or something, but I don't get it.

DogoDon

It's one of those jokes that are better told than written down.

He was fired because his wheelbarrow was going "squeek... squeek... squeek..." [i.e. slowly] when his boss thought it should be going "squeek, squeek, squeek" [i.e. quickly].

David

[n2Oddw8P]

It's one of those jokes that are better told than written down.

He was fired because his wheelbarrow was going "squeek... squeek... squeek..." [i.e. slowly] when his boss thought it should be going "squeek, squeek, squeek" [i.e. quickly].

David

Aaaaahhhhh, yes. Really, this is not a joke to be told in writing. How on earth is anyone supposed to get that? Actually, THAT'S the funny part of this episode!

[steevyjeors]

Well...Thank you ALL gentlemen for your comments. And if somebody still did not understand the joke, when boss told the man to "grease" the wheel barrow, he meant that man was working too-slow, and should get moving faster....(i did not get it right away either, when I was told this joke)...Oh the one about 3 shovels and a pick is good one too

[Oswczrdz]

All I know is that the squeaky wheel gets the oil.

It has nothing to do with this post . . . at least I don't think it does ~ this just seems like an opportune time to say it!

[steevyjeors]

Well, ..that squeeky wheel thanks you Susana.....but sometimes nothing takes the squeek out,...as some painting rollers I use,..I tried oiling them...but no squeek out,..it`s still there..the squeek I mean. While painting and listening to the squeeky roller it gave me idea to post this joke...

[Alkanyadela]

ok, so why did the prick have 3 shovels ???

He didn't-the boss-or rather the building company did.

[Sniliabiz]

ok, so why did the p**** have 3 shovels ???