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Old 11-27-2005, 08:00 AM   #1
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Heres some more...

1 What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?

2 When I am filled,
I can point the way;
When I am empty,
Nothing moves me.
I have two skins,
One without and one within.
What am I?

3 What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

Post some of your own! ^_^
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:00 AM   #2
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i got one,

why did the kendoka cross the road?
To hit men on the other side!
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Old 12-06-2005, 08:00 AM   #3
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More funny ones:

1. What will the son of the emperor be when the emperor dies?

2. What is the phase we use the most in our lives?
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Old 12-15-2005, 08:00 AM   #4
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won't the son of the emperor be the emperor? i can guess at the roach one, but i'm not totally sure...
Remember I said, "These are FUNNY ones". So no, lol
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Old 12-15-2005, 08:00 AM   #5
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Number 2 is not a road!

4 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

I'll keep em coming...
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Old 12-20-2005, 08:00 AM   #6
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Riddle Me This Riddle Me That
Who Is Afraid Of The Big Old Bat
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:00 AM   #7
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kind of a stretch, eh?
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:00 AM   #8
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I got some funny ones:

1. What is the body part where your mother and brother can touch, but not your father and sister?

2. A husband and wife roaches are on the wall, a kid shows up and shot the wife down with a slingshot. The husband didn't get shot, but he also fell, why?

That's all I remember now
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Old 02-05-2006, 08:00 AM   #9
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i got one,

why did the kendoka cross the road?
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Old 02-14-2006, 08:00 AM   #10
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won't the son of the emperor be the emperor? i can guess at the roach one, but i'm not totally sure...
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:00 AM   #11
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What about the emperor mother, is she still around?
Assuming she's dead also, lol
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:00 AM   #12
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4 is a river.
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:00 AM   #13
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Is number one Nothing? I know I heard it before...
Thinking number 2 is maybe a road..
not sure what 3 is though...

I dont really have riddles, more like really weird jokes..
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Old 05-13-2006, 08:00 AM   #14
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My secrets revealed!


*melts*

I'll have to get them from somewhere else now...
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Old 05-28-2006, 08:00 AM   #15
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Reminds me of Gollum from the Hobbit, some of these riddles.
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Old 06-07-2006, 08:00 AM   #16
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1. What is the body part where your mother and brother can touch, but not your father and sister?

2. A husband and wife roaches are on the wall, a kid shows up and shot the wife down with a slingshot. The husband didn't get shot, but he also fell, why?
So what's the clever answer?
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Old 06-17-2006, 08:00 AM   #17
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1-Shoe
2- Easy: Holes
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Old 06-22-2006, 08:00 AM   #18
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I can guess the second one, not knowing the much about cockroaches themselves, was the male one a. eating the female one or b. doing the proverbial 'it'.

just my guesses.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:00 AM   #19
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You won't find my answers anywhere but the in Chinese movies. Here are the answers, and they're ridiculous answers

1.What will the son of the emperor be when the emperor dies?

He'll become an orphan
What about the emperor mother, is she still around?
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:00 AM   #20
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Assuming she's dead also, lol
Yeah, but really, how "orphan" does something like this really happen?
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