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**TheDoctor** · 02-16-2006, 01:36 PM

I thought it might be nice to start a thread for good fortune cookie sayings.

My first entry is the one I just got today, here goes.

"There is no substitute for good manners except, maybe, fast reflexes."

enjoy,
Logan

**Spalax** · 02-16-2006, 02:25 PM

I was told that the only valid way to read a fortune cookie is to place the words "in bed" at the end. Great entertainment value with your Chinese take-out.

**Bugamerka** · 02-16-2006, 03:14 PM

Ooh can we make them up? like...(highly unoriginal)

A smile says more than a thousand words..

haha although..with "in bed" at the end...

A smile says more than a thousand words in bed...

**BariGrootrego** · 02-16-2006, 03:31 PM

How about When misfortune strikes, smile. You could be on Candid Camera. or If you can remain calm while those around you panic, you've missed something.

**24MurinivaMak** · 02-17-2006, 01:24 PM

an apple a day will keep the doctor away. An onion a day will keep everyone away.

**MarythePuppy6** · 02-17-2006, 07:47 PM

where i live we don't get fortune cookies

it saddens me

**DoctorBretonDen** · 02-17-2006, 10:26 PM

I usually get one's that say "you love chinese food!" :-(

02-16-2006, 01:36 PM	#1
TheDoctor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 488 Senior Member	The fortune cookie thread I thought it might be nice to start a thread for good fortune cookie sayings. My first entry is the one I just got today, here goes. "There is no substitute for good manners except, maybe, fast reflexes." enjoy, Logan Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-16-2006, 02:25 PM	#2
Spalax Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 508 Senior Member	I was told that the only valid way to read a fortune cookie is to place the words "in bed" at the end. Great entertainment value with your Chinese take-out. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-16-2006, 03:14 PM	#3
Bugamerka Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	Ooh can we make them up? like...(highly unoriginal) A smile says more than a thousand words.. haha although..with "in bed" at the end... A smile says more than a thousand words in bed... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-16-2006, 03:31 PM	#4
BariGrootrego Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	How about When misfortune strikes, smile. You could be on Candid Camera. or If you can remain calm while those around you panic, you've missed something. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-17-2006, 01:24 PM	#5
24MurinivaMak Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	an apple a day will keep the doctor away. An onion a day will keep everyone away. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-17-2006, 07:47 PM	#6
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	where i live we don't get fortune cookies it saddens me Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-17-2006, 10:26 PM	#7
DoctorBretonDen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	I usually get one's that say "you love chinese food!" :-( Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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