[Michael-jeckson2]

Yo!!!

Has anyone of you ever thought of his super-duper-invincible-kill'em all technique???If so,post it here

Heres my two inventions:

1.Amazing godan waza:fumikomi-men-sandan tsuki

First I fumikomi on my foe's feet,breaking through his kamae.This allows me to land a powerful punch on his men,wich makes him W-I-D-E open.Now I adjust my speed...somethink like 145% up and I land 3 tsuki under his tsukitare almost in one moment....

No one has ever survived that

2.Getsuga Tenshou.
Hmmm...that one is actually dangerous to user,so don't try this at home)
But done properly is almost 100% efficient.
First,I have to gather my ki and realese the seal from my shinai by screaming out it's name to reveal its true form...Tensa Zangetsu!!!(yeh have to scream out the name of your own shinai)
Than I combine my ki with the ki of my shinai to gain a God-like speed...noiw using that speed I circulate around my opponent to get him dizzy.Once that is done,I use my speed to untie and remove his bogu in an instant.If my opponent is a guy that is the end for him.Using Zangetsu I beat him out till he passes out.
But If the opponents is a girl...well here my waza gets dangerous,cause I never can"t help myself and I remove hakama and gi along with bogu.After that I am forced to break my concentration wich creates an openingSo if she's fast she can land like hiki men or a debana kick-in-the-crotch.But if she's not..then....hehehehehehehehehehe(Hmm....guess I shouldn't write about my erotic fantasies here,but it's to late))

How bout yeh??any ideas??

[asypecresty]

Right, drop that manga on the floor and back away from it, with your hands in the air!

[blackjackblax]

Lol!!!!!!!

[aabbaDE]

First,I have to gather my ki and realese the seal from my shinai by screaming out it's name to reveal its true form...Tensa Zangetsu!!!(yeh have to scream out the name of your own shinai)....

... I think that that's enough Bleach for you today Rincewind ^^;. ZABIMARU HOWL!

[v74ClzKY]

Wow, I feel silly since my best waza is degote.

[Bill-Watson]

Lol funniest things I've read for awhile.

[avarberickibe]

Lol funniest things I've read for awhile.

You obviously don't read much then.

[Cheeniandab]

On treads like this, is reading the smart ass remarks that saves the tread...

I'll have to say that there are some witty people in this forum.

and I'll toast to that!

[EliteFranceska]

I'll have to say that there are some witty people in this forum.

I only participate half way.

[tLO0hFNy]

You obviously don't read much then.

I live under a rock.

[DonnyKong]

But If the opponents is a girl...well here my waza gets dangerous,cause I never can"t help myself and I remove hakama and gi along with bogu.After that I am forced to break my concentration wich creates an openingSo if she's fast she can land like hiki men or a debana kick-in-the-crotch.But if she's not..then....hehehehehehehehehehe(Hmm....guess I shouldn't write about my erotic fantasies here,but it's to late))

How bout yeh??any ideas??

I take it they've been serving potato again at the Unseen University Canteen then?

[BruceQW]

I live under a rock.

Apparently with no books under it.

[Mmzmptvk]

How bout yeh??any ideas??

Does the police force in poland have an anti-otaku task force yet?

A 2 week gap in the Bleach schedule shouldn't be enough to make one insane, but just in case, Don Kanoji said they'll make up for it with a 1 hour special on the 10th.

[mplawssix]

wow... umm... just wow...

Tim

[weaddercaps]

Thanks for over otaku-ing me Race.......lol........ and you guys said I was one........

[ArrereGarhync]

the initial idea you describe is close on a tachi uchi no kurai waza. Lock both swords up in jodan, crouch down, roll your sword onto the shoulder as opponent presses down... then knee the groin, stamp on his foot, and smack him in the face with the tsuka. I suppose you could add in a men strike as he fell over...
I am not sure if this would score a point in competition, though I'd love to see the judges faces if I pulled it off...

[bUqLfXRI]

You've been sniffing that clove oil again, haven't you.

[nuncEtedben]

right....

let's see your super kendo waza.

1. no ippon. disqualified for poor sportsmanship. sued for armed assault.

2. no ippon. disqualified for poor sportsmanship. sued for armed assault AND rape.

way to go... thats just so effective in order to win tournaments and 'kill em all' mate. i'm sorry to burst your bubble but your super waza only works somewhere around here: http://animeforum.com/ - http://hentai.com/ lol

[StizePypemype]

Useless tread, funny, but useless.

[vTLWqa1l]

right....

let's see your super kendo waza.

1. no ippon. disqualified for poor sportsmanship. sued for armed assault.

2. no ippon. disqualified for poor sportsmanship. sued for armed assault AND rape.

way to go... thats just so effective in order to win tournaments and 'kill em all' mate. i'm sorry to burst your bubble but your super waza only works somewhere around here: http://animeforum.com/ - http://hentai.com/ lol

Oh for petes sake!
Yeh know,yeh ruined my little perfect world here...Cause I was really about to use those "waza" in upcoming shiai...oh n0es,what will I do now??
Jesus...