[ariniaxia]

Above stolen from best of Craigslist.

[KuevDulin]

Above stolen from best of Craigslist.

Hahaha...nice one.

[DoctorQuquriramba]

I'll tell ya, there isn't anything like sitting on a machine or a bench that the previous lifter just vacated and left a huge puddle of sweat on the machine.

I'd rather put someone else's bogu on than have to sit in that puddle.

Seen it too many times in the gym, inconsiderate people who think only of their own selves.

Funny anyway....oh, and Elijah Wood has a "9" rune tattoo, not a band tattoo.

[HootSnori]

*stands there nude, holding towel, oblivious to the fact that no one wants to see his equipment*

So, how was yer workout? Have a good workout? Har har har!

^come on, we've all seen that guy. Or, like Neil, have BEEN that guy.

[appabessy]

Above stolen from best of Craigslist.

That is sad.

[RedImmik]

*stands there nude*

Hey, guys, don't fight. Let's all take a sauna!

[healty-back]

Hey Dipwads!
Did I write that I was the author, or did Sherlock Holmes over here just assume by omission that I was submitting it as my own work?
Brilliant Deduction. (clap,clap clap.)
You'd think If I'd really wanted to pass someone else's work off as my own I'd at least changed the sentence structure so that it couldn't be Googled.
As it was, someone sent that to me in a email, and I simply reposted it.

...Oh and uh.. yeah.
FU.

Not attributing a work is the same as claiming it is your own, since people by default assume the things you write come from your own head, or are at least interpreted through it. That's just the way it is.

Hank.

[Retapleapse]

Hey Dipwads!
Did I write that I was the author, or did Sherlock Holmes over here just assume by omission that I was submitting it as my own work?
Brilliant Deduction. (clap,clap clap.)
You'd think If I'd really wanted to pass someone else's work off as my own I'd at least changed the sentence structure so that it couldn't be Googled.
As it was, someone sent that to me in a email, and I simply reposted it.

...Oh and uh.. yeah.
FU.

Yeah, it's not like you were parroting something someone else wrote, or anything. Thanks for another salient, well-written and thoughtful contribution. Shouldn't you be over pissing off the women?

[ChicasCams]

Gee, thanks Simon and Schuster. *snip bizarre rant*

Well, you seemed suprised that people were calling you on it. I'm just explaining to you why they are - it's a good reason. See, I read it and thought "Wow, I had this guy all wrong - he's pretty funny and clever." Then Neil posted that it was from some guy on craigslist and I thought "Ah, that makes sense - this guy's really just a poser." So, you see, not attributing can make you seem like something you're not.

Hank.

[Wsjltrhe]

So, you see, not attributing can make you seem like something you're not.

Not to mention that, if it's original you're really contributing something, and if you're just passing it along you're another of those e-mail-is-for-forwarding-every-joke-I-see guys.

[Wymdqcvb]

Not to mention that, if it's original you're really contributing something, ... Now that would be something unusual, for him to actually contribute something worthwhile!

[BrianGoldsmith]

You should change your name to "Previous posters' pet sycophant".
At least Neil can be logical if not judgmental, but you, my backwoods hillbilly friend, are simply, and elegantly:
"un perroquet gibbering" You see Quasimoto, the problem is that you have no friends to joke with and relate to. Therefore, normal conversations seem intolerably strange to disaffected morons such as yourself. The rest of us do not need to be rude, obnoxious idiots in order to gain just a little attention. Of course, since you obviously have nothing of any value to share at a forum such as this, I suppose you would simply get ignored completely if you weren't so very irritating.

So, go ahead and continue to be your obnoxious little self. I'm sure someone will have pity on you and act like your friend one day (if you get rich).

[eladiopsislab]

Guys! Guys! I'm tryin' to relax and get a good sweat here! Geez! (grabs his towel and leaves the sauna)

[AK47rulz]

You again!?
Thanks for the enlightenment, ma'am.
Tell your mom to stop calling me.

I enjoy laughing at you, self-important, puffed up posers are really the best.

[Nurse_sero]

Guys! Guys! I'm tryin' to relax and get a good sweat here! Geez! It was getting a little cool, so we just decided to turn up the heat a little bit.

[Azzi_Kahlila]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.



That's some of my work

[SaLifHoq]

I do try...!

But seriously, tell your mom I don't do housecalls anymore.

Emmm... Your a member of this forum for 3 months now and you've got over 300 posts. Don't you have anything useful to do with your time? Almost all your post are annoying, so be a nice little boy (if you're not, it's time to act like an adult) and get a hobby (kendo practice perhaps?). Because trolling around on the forum doesn't is a useful way to spend the day.

I'm going to bed, I have a job. See ya kid...

[Zdmlscid]

Now see here, you bulbous, flap-mouthed, ass-barnacle! Keep trying, you're bound to hit a funny combination eventually!
If you can tear yourself away from your sister long enough, ... Never had a sister. Keep trying though, I'll feel insulted sooner or later I'm sure!
... you'll realize that Your ilk lacks the cranial capacity to appreciate such befuddling concepts as "humor." I would be willing to bet that my ilk is smarter than your entire pack! Fools such as yourself do run in packs don't they? Perhaps it's herds. I don't usually have much to do with fools such as yourself, so I can't remember. As far as humor is concerned, I've seen you post an awful lot of things that were trivial, inflammatory, or just plain stupid, but not much in the way of humor.
It is furthermore a widely know concept that Texans are not the brightest of God's little gem collection, so therefore as far as conversations go,
We see a ever shrinking cloud of wonderfully concise colloquialisms which are a prime example of your state IQ factors: http://www.rice.edu/armadillo/Texas/talk.html Now that's a pretty entertaining piece! Of course, the difference between you and I is that I may use colloquialisms because they are fun. You, on the other hand, continually spout idiocy because you are totally incapable of raising your thought level above your pitiful grasping for attention.
You're the kind of man that one would use as a blueprint to build a Jackass.
In fact, were one to switch your brain and that of a Jackass, the Jackass
I wonder if you still love nature, despite of what it did to you? Huh?
If that's the best you can do for independent thought, you should definitely stick to repeating things that you find during your lonely and aimless wandering around the internet. That last attempt at insult was just pathetic, unless it was aimed at gaining yourself sympathy for your obvious mental handicap.

[Psymoussy]

Kind of reminds me of the time he started an "alternate forum" under a different name and then tried to plug it without telling anybody it was his. I thought the "alternate forum" was just a way for him to get personal info on young otaku so he could "groom" them.
I want to believe that he is just a pathetic little greaseball sitting around spanking his monkey all day rather than showing signs of being a danger to himself and to the community. Time will tell.

[Andromino]

Jeepers!
That's right, go to bed, before somebody PUTS you to bed.

Ooohhhh...you're not being threatening now, are you?