[Lhiistyssdds]

Hahahaha!

Hey, Keno Militia, Yo mama so dumb, getting hit on the men actually made her smarter.

[poulaMahmah]

Yo Momma is like a Mary-go-round, Everybody get a ride

[usadatronourl]

Yo momma so ugly, doing a tsuki to her face would actually improve her looks.

Yo momma so poor, when I went up to her door and rang the doorbell, she said "DING!".

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow T-shirt and steps in front of traffic, the cars start to slow down.

[JJascaxal]

Yo mamas got one pubic hair... and thats on her nutz

Yo mamas so country, she got a cornbread wedding cake

Yo mamas so fat I can slap her thigh and ride the waves in

[Peertantyb]

Hahahaha!

Hey, Keno Militia, Yo mama so dumb, getting hit on the men actually made her smarter.

ok 10 points for creativity. HAHAHA

[pharweqto]

Yo momma so nasty, she scratches her head over a pan to make fried rice.

Bring 'em out. old ones, new ones, anything!

[Blelidupgerie]

yo momma is so fat that when she wore a black swim suit and jumped in the ocean, the whales sang "we... are... family..."
-KT

[JosephEL]

another one i remembered from a movie....
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the country buffet she gets a group discount...

[SarkisPioute]

sorry they just keep coming back to me...
yo momma is so fat that when she turns around in a circle, a year has gone by....

[bridsanaeds]

Made up a few:

Yo momma's so fat, she gave birth to STAY-PUFT Man.
Yo momma's so fat, her farts sound like rounds of applause.
Yo momma's so broke, she shops real estate at the box office.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes nuns cry.
Yo momma's so ugly, she warps retinas.
Yo momma's so fat, she breaks puddles.
Yo momma's so fat, taking off a belt means an hour wait.
Yo momma's so fat, the Lusitania sank in her folds.
Yo momma's so fat, she has a smoke detector installed between her thighs.

[Blolover11]

Yo mommas so nasty that when you came home and asked 'what's for dinner?' she just spread her legs and said 'crabs!'

[Thunderzee]

Hmm...let me see if I can make kendo variations of momma jokes...

Yo momma's so ugly, when she put on bogu I couldn't tell the difference

Yo momma's so nasty she sands her shinai with her fingernails

Yo momma's so fat you use the back of her neck as a shinai bag

Yo momma's so fat whenever she does fumikomi she gets a hansoku for unecessary force

Yo momma's so ugly she got a hansoku for taking off her men

Yo momma's so fat when I hit her do I broke the food chain

Man, I have too much time on my hands...

[gagagaridze]

Yo mommas so nasty that when you came home and asked 'what's for dinner?' she just spread her legs and said 'crabs!'

Ya know I just woke up, was thinking huh maybe I will go to the pier and have some seafood. Not after ready this one.

[rJohutozsfds]

Sorry 'bout that K-M...

Yo momma's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Hawaii dissapeared.

Yo momma's so large, that if she went to Hawaii and wanted a grass skirt, she'd have to wrap herself in the Great Plains.

Yo momma's so heavy, even a tornado can't move her.

Yo momma preforms about as well as a hydroelectric plant in a dry riverbed.

Yo momma's so skinny, she could get off on a toothpick.

......

[adunnyByday]

HAHAHA! You guys are killing me here.

Rouisu, yo momma's so fat we use her hakama for some sleeping bags.

[gundorana]

HAHAHA! You guys are killing me here.

Rouisu, yo momma's so fat we use her hakama for some sleeping bags.

Yea but we use Yo momma's Hakama for our tent.

[TypeTeasiaDer]

BEAST! Hahahaha!

[chipkluchi]

Yo Momma so fat, even Chuck Norris cant lift her....

[w4WBthjv]

Yo momma so fat, she tripped on the sidewalk..

I know that ain't funny, but the sidewalk was crackin' up.

Tim