[vosteglog]

Ninja don't use Shinai.. advantage U.S. team

Ninjas use real ninja-to. I say the ninjas slay the US men and the US Women beat them up.

Tim

[IodinkBoilk]

Hypothetical situation, if there were a group of ninjas and they went up against the US kendo team, who would win.
I'm sure all of you have, at one time or another, have pondered this question.

I think that this site answers your question: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Shinegayboyx]

Shimpan from California, Advantage U.S. Team

Easily distracted by a wailing guitar solo, Advantage Ninjers.

[xanonlinexan]

Easily distracted by a wailing guitar solo, Advantage Ninjers.

Pink noise drowns out guitar solo, advantage back to U.S. team

[frkksptn]

Team Ninja wins without fighting as they've poisoned Team US's burgers the night before. On the day, the Team US captain will surrender with the rest of the team in the washroom coping with their diarrhoea...

[esconsise]

The US team defeats the Ninja with proper technique, good basics, clean living and good seme.

But the Ninja steal the trophy at the beer party later that night.

DRAW!

(The trophy is later sold on ebay... to a buyer in Minnisota.)

[TriamiCaw]

The US team defeats the Ninja with proper technique, good basics, clean living and good seme.

But the Ninja steal the trophy at the beer party later that night.

DRAW!

(The trophy is later sold on ebay... to a buyer in Minnisota.)

I'm telling ya.. The women beat the ninjas up. 2 are from your dojo haha.

Tim

[Coellacag]

This must be the dumbest tread ever....

This thread was not meant to be taken seriously.

[ATTILAGLIC]

Ninjas v Hai_Hai - who wins?

Please excuse Mr. T - he's European ...

[art_fan_12]

Ninjas v Hai_Hai - who wins?

It wasn't until this morning that I realized that I improperly pluralized ninja with an 's'.

Ninja vs. Hai_hai is more appropriately titled 忍者 vs サクラ 天使 or ninja vs. Sakura Angel

I wear a pink-colored shinobi shokuzu.

[Indian Butt Magic]

I wear a pink-colored shinobi shokuzu.

Under a lilac bogu?

[irridgita]

Under a lilac bogu?

Ninja don't wear bogu.

[BaselBimbooooo]

Ninja don't wear bogu.

So you're a RBNSO?

[SnareeWer]

So you're a RBNSO?

I am not a ninja. Ninja do not reveal their true identity, which I have accidentally done.

[dWSOj26H]

Ninjas are awesome, but I still believe that US kendo team would win.

[Coollabioto]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.

Hmmm... I immediately gave the situation to the ninja, but this made me wonder. Are we talking real ninja or Koni-*cough* ninja? In the latter case, I think the kendo team would win hands down.

Come to think of it, when I was a teenager in the 80's, I recall my official ninja handbook saying when facing a samurai with a drawn sword--run away.

[DialOne]

That's ok - the US kendo team ain't samurai...

[scoussysows]

I vote for the group that recruits Chuck Norris.

i dont get it whats so funny about chuck norris? hes like the freakin walker texas ranger, i mean cmon he has to make a living somehow

[Dynasty]

Come to think of it, when I was a teenager in the 80's, I recall my official ninja handbook saying when facing a samurai with a drawn sword--run away.

Ixnay on the offical ninja handbook-ay.

[Ephedrine]

That's ok - the US kendo team ain't samurai...

They need Ben Wallace. Or maybe Shaquille O'neal...

Tim