[induffike]

Hypothetical situation, if there were a group of ninjas and they went up against the US kendo team, who would win.
I'm sure all of you have, at one time or another, have pondered this question.

[IrrettelatWet]

This one is easy.

Shimpan kills all ninjas with his handy dandy flags.




...and then the Japanese team with all of their respective police departments come in with machine guns and side arms, and kill all the invisible ninjas.

[Immusaatmonna]

This must be the dumbest tread ever....

[SarkisPioute]

Hai Hai is doing a treat assesment how much of a chance he has with his ninja's

[margoaroyo]

Ninja's of course, easy peasy, piece of cake, they can have them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I daresay they can make mincemeat out of the Japanese National Team. Because it is a well known fact that ninja's can do anything, anytime, they want. That's why they're ninja's. We had a few ninja's sneaking in here on the forums (can't remember which one) but we were all on our guard and very nervous. And if you don't believe me there are lots of movies where you can see the proof of this.

[qp0yfHOf]

Ninja's of course, easy peasy, piece of cake, they can have them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I daresay they can make mincemeat out of the Japanese National Team. Because it is a well known fact that ninja's can do anything, anytime, they want. That's why they're ninja's. We had a few ninja's sneaking in here on the forums (can't remember which one) but we were all on our guard and very nervous. And if you don't believe me there are lots of movies where you can see the proof of this.

kiri-kaeshi without men again?

[GEAntonio]

We're talking about soccer, right?

[Abanijo]

I vote for the group that recruits Chuck Norris.

[regfortruegoo]

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

I have too many of these quotes floating around my computer.

[Assentesy]

It is against ZNKR kendo rules for kendoka to 'flip out' or use blinding powders. Therefore ninja 1, kendoka 0.

[Abraham]

ninjas would win. ninjas are not restricted to only hitting men kote or do and tsuki and plus ninjas have many varieties of weapons

[MattJargin]

Ninjers without a shadow of a doubt, why? for the simple fact that the US kendo team as any other none ninjers have a big weakness which is nature's call, i'll let Ignatz brief you on this one since he was the first to report on this kinda warfare.

[Muesrasrs]

Hummmm...

Let's see...

Kendo players. Professional assassins?

Samurai at heart. Hired killers?

Warrior spirits. Guys that are rumored to be invisible and kill people for a living?

Yeah... I think I got.

21 - 10, Ninja's.

[assonomaf]

All you have to do is wear a different color than all the ninjas.

everyone knows that the guy wearing the different color uniform kicks the most ass.

[Blellurgews]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.

They have immortal trainers such as He-that-shall-remain-swordless to guide these shiro-ninja, sure... but they keep moving the Dojo every three weeks, also have trouble getting the same night off from the Blockbuster in downtown St. Paul.


My money is on the U.S.Team... 'CAUSE I GOT FAITH! (unlike you NON BELIEVERS)... and not because two of them come from my Dojo.

[SnareeWer]

You're all forgetting that, these days, modern ninja all come from Minnisota.

They have immortal trainers such as He-that-shall-remain-swordless to guide these shiro-ninja, sure... but they keep moving the Dojo every three weeks, also have trouble getting the same night off from the Blockbuster in downtown St. Paul.

Fantastic...

[gydrorway]

Meh..... Matt Damon.......

[ultimda horaf]

Ninja don't use Shinai.. advantage U.S. team

[AndyPharmc]

U.S. team are American. Advantage Ninja...

[errolespopume]

Shimpan from California, Advantage U.S. Team