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**SusanSazzios** · 04-09-2006, 08:00 AM

We actually have a good one from here "My Shinai infested with bugs" or "Gibbo isn't a Man"

Jerry springer would be more like "I'm in love with my Shinai, even though it's infested with bugs" or "Tsuki: I'm obsessed with painfull thrusting movements"...

**ReneCM** · 04-10-2006, 08:00 AM

How about a dirty love triangle?

"I Give My Wife Itto but Now She Wants Nito"...?

The follow up could be "I caught my wife doing nito behind my back"!

**Apparpsmose** · 04-12-2006, 08:00 AM

If Kendo were a subject on Jerry Springer, what would the title be?

Something simple like "I'm in love with my sensei's wife"?

"My sempai is fat and I'm worried about him"?

"I'm addicted to kakarigeiko. Help!"

Any ideas....?

**Abaronos** · 04-13-2006, 08:00 AM

"Help! My kendoka husband can't stop making louzy puns and sexual innuendo with kendo terminology!"

**BUMbaronos** · 04-13-2006, 08:00 AM

"I'm getting a shinai enlargement today!"

**jackie Obrian** · 04-17-2006, 08:00 AM

And today, we will hear some horrible story from a few shinai: "My master makes me touch other Men right in front of him, and I feel crack"

Oh my god, that is funny.

How about "Is that new men he bought you really titanium? Mengane tests live on Springer!"

Hank.

**nvmrfgopyy** · 04-30-2006, 08:00 AM

It must be really boring in the insurance sector today

**pedFlicle** · 05-01-2006, 08:00 AM

lol great thread Gibbo!

"Help me Jerry I'm a kendo slut!"

Kendo slut = someone who trains at every accessible dojo. Example = Nanbanjin.

**Cd9JfGHR** · 05-01-2006, 08:00 AM

My Shinai Is A Lesbian And It Is In Love With Its Lost Twins.

**Hinigyday** · 05-24-2006, 08:00 AM

It must be really boring in the insurance sector today

I just got back from 2 and a half hours in the pub, and thought "I wonder what titles Jerry would have for a kendo-love-triangle-he-ate-my-shinai-red-neck-springer-bonanza" and then thought "who better to ask than the worldwide kendo community as a whole?".

Snoogins.

**Piemonedmow** · 06-02-2006, 08:00 AM

And today, we will hear some horrible story from a few shinai: "My master makes me touch other Men right in front of him, and I feel crack"

**Gintovtosik** · 06-18-2006, 08:00 AM

How about

"Help! I can never find men that will fit me!"

**BEyng6hj** · 06-21-2006, 08:00 AM

"i'm jealous of someone elses men"

" i have three men and i dont know which one i want on me"

hahaha..take the younger one .

**noingenah** · 06-21-2006, 08:00 AM

Oh my how could you lads forget about the trailor park people and the clan that usually take up the most of the best fights.

**T1ivuQGS** · 07-06-2006, 08:00 AM

"I love doing MEN..."

**Frierlovene** · 07-22-2006, 08:00 AM

We actually have a good one from here "My Shinai infested with bugs" or "Gibbo isn't a Man"

**pinawinekolad** · 07-31-2006, 08:00 AM

How about a dirty love triangle?

This is sad. Jerry Springer is far more sensational than most of these... They have to grip and be offensive right from the start. I really avoid Springer--from the 5 episodes I've half seen, there's the messed up love triangles and young teens acting like tramps...

I usually don't sink to this level of conversation, but I could use the post count increase so... We are talking Springer, so these are rather offensive....

"I think my husband is gay and cheating on me... He ignores me, wears a dress, and is always hitting on men."

I'm chickening out, and not going with the really obnoxious ones...

**Fetowip** · 10-03-2006, 08:00 AM

”I thought I was using a 39, but my girl says its a 37"

**trilochana.nejman** · 10-11-2006, 08:00 AM

HELP!! My girlfriend is hitting on lots of MEN!

-also-

RAMPAGE! How many poor MEN will have to be BRUTALY smacked !?!?!?

PS - If any of these are inaccurate please tell me. I practicef Kenjutsu and Batto-jutsu but not kendo so feel free to correct me.

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04-09-2006, 08:00 AM	#21
SusanSazzios Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 632 Senior Member	We actually have a good one from here "My Shinai infested with bugs" or "Gibbo isn't a Man" Jerry springer would be more like "I'm in love with my Shinai, even though it's infested with bugs" or "Tsuki: I'm obsessed with painfull thrusting movements"... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2006, 08:00 AM	#22
ReneCM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	How about a dirty love triangle? "I Give My Wife Itto but Now She Wants Nito"...? The follow up could be "I caught my wife doing nito behind my back"! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-12-2006, 08:00 AM	#23
Apparpsmose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	Jerry Springer Kendo If Kendo were a subject on Jerry Springer, what would the title be? Something simple like "I'm in love with my sensei's wife"? "My sempai is fat and I'm worried about him"? "I'm addicted to kakarigeiko. Help!" Any ideas....? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-13-2006, 08:00 AM	#24
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04-17-2006, 08:00 AM	#26
jackie Obrian Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 554 Senior Member	And today, we will hear some horrible story from a few shinai: "My master makes me touch other Men right in front of him, and I feel crack" Oh my god, that is funny. How about "Is that new men he bought you really titanium? Mengane tests live on Springer!" Hank. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-30-2006, 08:00 AM	#27
nvmrfgopyy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 377 Senior Member	It must be really boring in the insurance sector today Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-01-2006, 08:00 AM	#28
pedFlicle Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	lol great thread Gibbo! "Help me Jerry I'm a kendo slut!" Kendo slut = someone who trains at every accessible dojo. Example = Nanbanjin. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-01-2006, 08:00 AM	#29
Cd9JfGHR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	My Shinai Is A Lesbian And It Is In Love With Its Lost Twins. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-24-2006, 08:00 AM	#30
Hinigyday Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	It must be really boring in the insurance sector today I just got back from 2 and a half hours in the pub, and thought "I wonder what titles Jerry would have for a kendo-love-triangle-he-ate-my-shinai-red-neck-springer-bonanza" and then thought "who better to ask than the worldwide kendo community as a whole?". Snoogins. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2006, 08:00 AM	#31
Piemonedmow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	And today, we will hear some horrible story from a few shinai: "My master makes me touch other Men right in front of him, and I feel crack" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-18-2006, 08:00 AM	#32
Gintovtosik Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 623 Senior Member	How about "Help! I can never find men that will fit me!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-21-2006, 08:00 AM	#33
BEyng6hj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	"i'm jealous of someone elses men" " i have three men and i dont know which one i want on me" hahaha..take the younger one . Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-21-2006, 08:00 AM	#34
noingenah Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	Oh my how could you lads forget about the trailor park people and the clan that usually take up the most of the best fights. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-06-2006, 08:00 AM	#35
T1ivuQGS Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 473 Senior Member	"I love doing MEN..." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-22-2006, 08:00 AM	#36
Frierlovene Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 458 Senior Member	We actually have a good one from here "My Shinai infested with bugs" or "Gibbo isn't a Man" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-31-2006, 08:00 AM	#37
pinawinekolad Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 377 Senior Member	How about a dirty love triangle? This is sad. Jerry Springer is far more sensational than most of these... They have to grip and be offensive right from the start. I really avoid Springer--from the 5 episodes I've half seen, there's the messed up love triangles and young teens acting like tramps... I usually don't sink to this level of conversation, but I could use the post count increase so... We are talking Springer, so these are rather offensive.... "I think my husband is gay and cheating on me... He ignores me, wears a dress, and is always hitting on men." I'm chickening out, and not going with the really obnoxious ones... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2006, 08:00 AM	#38
Fetowip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 548 Senior Member	”I thought I was using a 39, but my girl says its a 37" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-11-2006, 08:00 AM	#39
trilochana.nejman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	HELP!! My girlfriend is hitting on lots of MEN! -also- RAMPAGE! How many poor MEN will have to be BRUTALY smacked !?!?!? PS - If any of these are inaccurate please tell me. I practicef Kenjutsu and Batto-jutsu but not kendo so feel free to correct me. < (_ _) > Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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