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**Ayyfjicg** · 08-22-2006, 06:43 AM

Good News Everybody! Fry, Leela, Bender...you got your old jobs back!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama

While Futurama was never officially cancelled, Fox decided not to buy the fifth season and the program fell apart soon after. On June 22, 2006, Comedy Central officially announced that they have ordered 13 new episodes of the series.In the meantime, Futurama enjoys syndication in many countries around the world. To kick off this good bunch o' news...I'm gonna go ahead and start a Bender qoute thread...you can do the others but then again...

"Bender is great. Bender IS great. B-E-N-D-E-R!!!"

Bender qoute:

"I'm back, baby!"

**aabbaDE** · 08-22-2006, 06:50 AM

So there is a god after all

**PriniMai** · 08-22-2006, 07:13 AM

Some of my favorite one liners:

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Fry crack corn, and I don't care / Leela crack corn, I still don't care / Bender crack corn, and he is great / Take that, you stupid corn!

Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!

**DuePew** · 08-22-2006, 07:20 AM

So there is a god after all

One tries One's best...

..and my fave Bender quotes:

"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
"My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."
"Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny."
"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
"Oh. Your. God."

**Civilrecordzz** · 08-22-2006, 07:30 AM

"Haven't you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids...and hitting them?"

**anenselog** · 08-22-2006, 08:35 AM

Hmm... I didn´t know they stopped making the episodes. But anyway it´s good to know that there are more coming.

**forumsfavoriteall** · 08-22-2006, 10:35 AM

Ok, here's one of my favorites:

Fry: "This is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire *and* an explosion."
Lucy Bot: "It's amazing the way you *NOTICE TWO THINGS*"

Hahahah..eh..um, well, you need to have seen it really.

And almost anything Zoidberg says is wicked funny.

Hank.

**wJswn5l3** · 08-22-2006, 01:26 PM

I LOVE that show!

Here's my Bender quote:

"Kiss my shiny metal [censored}!"

**LarpBulaBus** · 08-22-2006, 01:31 PM

Ok, here's one of my favorites:

Fry: "This is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire *and* an explosion."
Lucy Bot: "It's amazing the way you *NOTICE TWO THINGS*"

Hahahah..eh..um, well, you need to have seen it really.

And almost anything Zoidberg says is wicked funny.

Hank.

Nice quote... and I have to say that my vote for fave Futurama character is also Zoidberg...

**gundorana** · 08-22-2006, 02:08 PM

Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink, I can quit any time I want

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Bender: Bending's my middle name.
Fry: It is?
Bender: Yes. It's Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender.
Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! I'm meeting new people!

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

**cQT6nmEc** · 08-22-2006, 02:14 PM

Oooo! Ooo!
God!
Yay! Glad you are here!

I always wanted to ask of you, in your infinate wisdom on the creation of humans;
"Why do men have nipples?"

**Gastonleruanich** · 08-22-2006, 02:47 PM

Zapp Branigan: "And now for the battle plan. As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise.... Surprise!"

[dumps all the men out onto the battlefield below]

**2swasseneons** · 08-22-2006, 03:09 PM

Oooo! Ooo!
God!
Yay! Glad you are here!

I always wanted to ask of you, in your infinate wisdom on the creation of humans;
"Why do men have nipples?"

I tend to be most places most of the time Kenzan my son...

... as to why men have nipples... I just thought they looked good... call it an artistic whim... if you don't like yours you could always have them removed I suppose... (assuming you are a male...?)... but even I make mistakes sometimes.... http://www.zonezero.com/exposiciones.../chicas/01.jpg

**metropropuskruww** · 08-22-2006, 03:22 PM

..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds, did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island.
The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man.
The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth.
And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man.
And 'lo did commandeth the Lord: "Let Man haveth nipples, that he may amuse me!"
....And it was so.

**Si8jy8HN** · 08-22-2006, 03:24 PM

..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island.
The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man.
The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth.
And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man.
And 'lo did sayeth the Lord: "Let Man have nipples, that he may amuse me."
....And it was so.

Hmmm... LoL... I think I prefer your version Kenzan...!

**OlegSan** · 08-22-2006, 06:21 PM

"I am Luhr! Ruler of Omicron Persei Eight!"

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!!"

**MeverikcNils** · 08-22-2006, 07:31 PM

..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds, did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island.
The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man.
The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth.
And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man.
And 'lo did commandeth the Lord: "Let Man haveth nipples, that he may amuse me!"
....And it was so.

Man, where were you when they wrote the Bible? I would still go to church if it was that good.

**DoroKickcrofe** · 08-22-2006, 09:24 PM

Man, where were you when they wrote the Bible? I would still go to church if it was that good.

I don't know, the bible is pretty funny. I like the part where an angel goes to a town and everyone wants to give him some backdoor action, so he kills everyone.There is another good part where God tells this guy to kill his son to prove that he is down, and just before he does it, GOd's like "Nah, I'm just playin' man". Comedy, smut, and action packed; the Bible rules!

God if you are still listening I just want to say...
You so crazy.

**Mr_White** · 08-23-2006, 05:26 AM

Well, I was going to remedy my previous posting's lack of Bender with my favorite clip involving Bender and a brick, but I can't find it anywhere.

So, here's my recent favorite Bender quote:

Flexo: Hey, Fry, think fast!
(He blows some gas into Fry's face)
Flexo: Get it, its chlorine!
Zoidberg Hahaha! It's funny because it's poisonous!

Ok, the quote has no Bender in it, but he is next to Fry during the exchange.

Hank.

**mdUzAMbG** · 08-23-2006, 05:48 AM

Well, I was going to remedy my previous posting's lack of Bender with my favorite clip involving Bender and a brick, but I can't find it anywhere.

Is that the first episode where the cops arrive and he craps a brick or the one where he eats a potato chip and craps a stack of bricks?

08-22-2006, 06:43 AM	#1
Ayyfjicg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	Good News Everybody!!! Good News Everybody! Fry, Leela, Bender...you got your old jobs back!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama While Futurama was never officially cancelled, Fox decided not to buy the fifth season and the program fell apart soon after. On June 22, 2006, Comedy Central officially announced that they have ordered 13 new episodes of the series.In the meantime, Futurama enjoys syndication in many countries around the world. To kick off this good bunch o' news...I'm gonna go ahead and start a Bender qoute thread...you can do the others but then again... "Bender is great. Bender IS great. B-E-N-D-E-R!!!" Bender qoute: "I'm back, baby!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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aabbaDE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 329 Senior Member	So there is a god after all Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 07:13 AM	#3
PriniMai Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 356 Senior Member	Some of my favorite one liners: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me. Fry crack corn, and I don't care / Leela crack corn, I still don't care / Bender crack corn, and he is great / Take that, you stupid corn! Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves. You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 07:20 AM	#4
DuePew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 634 Senior Member	So there is a god after all One tries One's best... ..and my fave Bender quotes: "This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!" "My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless." "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder." "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat." "Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody." "Oh. Your. God." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Civilrecordzz Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 556 Senior Member	"Haven't you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids...and hitting them?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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anenselog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	Hmm... I didn´t know they stopped making the episodes. But anyway it´s good to know that there are more coming. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 10:35 AM	#7
forumsfavoriteall Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 346 Senior Member	Ok, here's one of my favorites: Fry: "This is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire and an explosion." Lucy Bot: "It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS" Hahahah..eh..um, well, you need to have seen it really. And almost anything Zoidberg says is wicked funny. Hank. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 01:26 PM	#8
wJswn5l3 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 396 Senior Member	I LOVE that show! Here's my Bender quote: "Kiss my shiny metal [censored}!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 01:31 PM	#9
LarpBulaBus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 510 Senior Member	Ok, here's one of my favorites: Fry: "This is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire and an explosion." Lucy Bot: "It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS" Hahahah..eh..um, well, you need to have seen it really. And almost anything Zoidberg says is wicked funny. Hank. Nice quote... and I have to say that my vote for fave Futurama character is also Zoidberg... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 02:08 PM	#10
gundorana Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	Fry: Why would a robot need to drink? Bender: I don't need to drink, I can quit any time I want God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket. Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money. God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Bender: Bending's my middle name. Fry: It is? Bender: Yes. It's Bender Bending Rodriguez. Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender. Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! I'm meeting new people! Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin. Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century. Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 02:14 PM	#11
cQT6nmEc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 508 Senior Member	Oooo! Ooo! God! Yay! Glad you are here! I always wanted to ask of you, in your infinate wisdom on the creation of humans; "Why do men have nipples?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 02:47 PM	#12
Gastonleruanich Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 592 Senior Member	Zapp Branigan: "And now for the battle plan. As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise.... Surprise!" [dumps all the men out onto the battlefield below] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 03:09 PM	#13
2swasseneons Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 385 Senior Member	Oooo! Ooo! God! Yay! Glad you are here! I always wanted to ask of you, in your infinate wisdom on the creation of humans; "Why do men have nipples?" I tend to be most places most of the time Kenzan my son... ... as to why men have nipples... I just thought they looked good... call it an artistic whim... if you don't like yours you could always have them removed I suppose... (assuming you are a male...?)... but even I make mistakes sometimes.... http://www.zonezero.com/exposiciones.../chicas/01.jpg Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 03:22 PM	#14
metropropuskruww Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds, did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island. The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man. The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth. And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man. And 'lo did commandeth the Lord: "Let Man haveth nipples, that he may amuse me!" ....And it was so. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 03:24 PM	#15
Si8jy8HN Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island. The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man. The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth. And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man. And 'lo did sayeth the Lord: "Let Man have nipples, that he may amuse me." ....And it was so. Hmmm... LoL... I think I prefer your version Kenzan...! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 06:21 PM	#16
OlegSan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	"I am Luhr! Ruler of Omicron Persei Eight!" "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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MeverikcNils Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 302 Senior Member	..And on the 8th day, whislt munching a upon a golden bag of intergalactic PorkRinds, did the Lord watcheth reruns of Gilligan's island. The lord did then gazeth downward upon the Earth, and unto his creation; Man. The Lord did see that man was helpless, and the target of much mirth. And whichevereth the Lord was bored, and the remote control of all channels that be, was missing since he last arose for a Holy sandwhich and beer to breaketh his labor; absolved was the Lord that he did seek to amuse himself in his creation of Man. And 'lo did commandeth the Lord: "Let Man haveth nipples, that he may amuse me!" ....And it was so. Man, where were you when they wrote the Bible? I would still go to church if it was that good. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-22-2006, 09:24 PM	#18
DoroKickcrofe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Man, where were you when they wrote the Bible? I would still go to church if it was that good. I don't know, the bible is pretty funny. I like the part where an angel goes to a town and everyone wants to give him some backdoor action, so he kills everyone.There is another good part where God tells this guy to kill his son to prove that he is down, and just before he does it, GOd's like "Nah, I'm just playin' man". Comedy, smut, and action packed; the Bible rules! God if you are still listening I just want to say... You so crazy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 05:26 AM	#19
Mr_White Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 594 Senior Member	Well, I was going to remedy my previous posting's lack of Bender with my favorite clip involving Bender and a brick, but I can't find it anywhere. So, here's my recent favorite Bender quote: Flexo: Hey, Fry, think fast! (He blows some gas into Fry's face) Flexo: Get it, its chlorine! Zoidberg Hahaha! It's funny because it's poisonous! Ok, the quote has no Bender in it, but he is next to Fry during the exchange. Hank. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 05:48 AM	#20
mdUzAMbG Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Well, I was going to remedy my previous posting's lack of Bender with my favorite clip involving Bender and a brick, but I can't find it anywhere. Is that the first episode where the cops arrive and he craps a brick or the one where he eats a potato chip and craps a stack of bricks? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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