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**Shiplyopidomi** · 08-23-2006, 11:17 AM

Hi Folks! I was just watching some clips of the new All Blacks haka, and some of the older clips with the NZ Maori and the Tongans. I heard that the NZ Tall Blacks also do the haka. Wondering if anyone knows if any kendo team from NZ would consider it for competitions or have done it for competitions?

**Symnunidanimb** · 08-23-2006, 12:32 PM

Ah, a man of caliber, taste and sophistication! However, as glorious as the haka can be, I'd suspect the team doing such in the context of kendo would be escorted from the venue.

That being said, I'll bet we could get KML doing it for the cost of a few pints.

**carreraboyracer** · 08-23-2006, 03:05 PM

Muahahaha...If I was a moari or a new Zealander...it'll be allowable...

Malaysian have a tradition like that too...it involves us vutting open a durian in front of our enemies and then consuming the fruit before unleashing chemical death in the form of a burp into our opponent's mengane in taiatari....

**illiderob** · 08-23-2006, 04:43 PM

Oh man, Durian....breath in face...worse than a low tsuki w/o your tare on.

**egershna** · 08-23-2006, 09:07 PM

it's not going to happen.

**Hervams** · 08-23-2006, 11:28 PM

Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks?

**ecosportpol_ru** · 08-23-2006, 11:34 PM

Yeah!
And does a Durian really smell like that?
What's it smell like really?
Bad fish?
Dog doo?
A rotting corpse?
???????????????????
I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one?
I read that orangutans like 'em though.
???

**seosoftseo** · 08-23-2006, 11:43 PM

Yeah!
And does a Durian really smell like that?
What's it smell like really?
Bad fish?
Dog doo?
A rotting corpse?
???????????????????
I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one?
I read that orangutans like 'em though.
???

The word on durian is:

Smells like Hell. Tastes like Heaven.

The flesh is a custardy texture...taste is very rich and sweet...and the aroma is unique and strong...hard to describe...you must try.

************************************************** **

the HAKA.

**VowJoyday** · 08-24-2006, 01:10 AM

Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks?

Alex, ban him!

**Vodonaeva** · 08-24-2006, 01:37 AM

Hi Folks! I was just watching some clips of the new All Blacks haka, and some of the older clips with the NZ Maori and the Tongans. I heard that the NZ Tall Blacks also do the haka. Wondering if anyone knows if any kendo team from NZ would consider it for competitions or have done it for competitions?

Screw you, viking. Read before you speak.

**SergeyMaikov** · 08-24-2006, 02:25 AM

Isn't a haka the upper 2 thirds of a hakama ? With one of these you're sure not to trip on it during uchikomi...

**Narkeere** · 08-24-2006, 03:09 AM

The word on durian is:

Smells like Hell. Tastes like Heaven.

You forgot:

Looks like Elephant Poo...

(Well it does!!!!!!!!!!)

**outsitWrord** · 08-24-2006, 03:23 AM

You forgot:

Looks like Elephant Poo...

(Well it does!!!!!!!!!!)

Are you coming down with the HK squad next month? Hahahhaa I'll save you a biiiiiiig helping...

**Jalieteplalry** · 08-24-2006, 03:56 AM

Screw you, viking. Read before you speak.

We seem to have problems. Allow me paint a very simple picture.
-Alex, the moderator, is from NZ.
-Ahmed asks what the haka and the NZ Tall blacks(something quite well known about NZ, however there is nothing wrong with not knowing) are.
-As a JOKE I ask Alex, the moderator from NZ, to ban you for not knowing.

Let's put the situation in perspective; Alex asks who Bruce Springstein is. So I say 'Ahmed ban him!'. Wouldn't it be silly to ban Alex over something like that?

Now don't we feel a little stupid for over-reacting?

**education** · 08-24-2006, 06:43 AM

Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks?

NZ All Blacks = New Zealand National Rugby Union Team
NZ TALL Blacks = New Zealand National BASKETBALL Team

Play on words and all...

Haka = Maori war dance/challenge

**GinaGomesz** · 08-24-2006, 06:45 AM

Yeah!
And does a Durian really smell like that?
What's it smell like really?
Bad fish?
Dog doo?
A rotting corpse?
???????????????????
I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one?
I read that orangutans like 'em though.
???

Smells like a really stinky fart, but tastes like a sweet oniony custard with an almost creme brulee consistency. If you chill it enough, it's almost like ice cream. Mmm... durian...

**Gometesstem** · 08-24-2006, 08:02 AM

Screw you, viking. Read before you speak.

Decaf, Ahmed...

**drugimpotence** · 08-24-2006, 08:16 AM

Ahmed, Google is your friend:

Tall Blacks - nearly 3 million pages.

Haka - over 3 million pages.

Always try and find your own route rather than getting someone else to show you the way.

**HsSp82U8** · 08-24-2006, 11:11 AM

Viking, after writing my short defensive post, I allmost thought that your post might have been sarcastic.

Problem is, "Alex, ban him", without any smiley or maybe any other words besides that, makes it hard to tell that its a joke. I thought you thought I was making a racial slur, or somthing.......

**Anaedilla** · 08-24-2006, 05:14 PM

Viking, after writing my short defensive post, I allmost thought that your post might have been sarcastic.

Problem is, "Alex, ban him", without any smiley or maybe any other words besides that, makes it hard to tell that its a joke. I thought you thought I was making a racial slur, or somthing.......

That didn't sound much like an apology, but I'll forgive you anyway.

Gee, I wonder how the world dealt with humor before the smiley?

08-23-2006, 11:17 AM	#1
Shiplyopidomi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	Haka at the WKC Hi Folks! I was just watching some clips of the new All Blacks haka, and some of the older clips with the NZ Maori and the Tongans. I heard that the NZ Tall Blacks also do the haka. Wondering if anyone knows if any kendo team from NZ would consider it for competitions or have done it for competitions? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 12:32 PM	#2
Symnunidanimb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Ah, a man of caliber, taste and sophistication! However, as glorious as the haka can be, I'd suspect the team doing such in the context of kendo would be escorted from the venue. That being said, I'll bet we could get KML doing it for the cost of a few pints. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 03:05 PM	#3
carreraboyracer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	Muahahaha...If I was a moari or a new Zealander...it'll be allowable... Malaysian have a tradition like that too...it involves us vutting open a durian in front of our enemies and then consuming the fruit before unleashing chemical death in the form of a burp into our opponent's mengane in taiatari.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 04:43 PM	#4
illiderob Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	Oh man, Durian....breath in face...worse than a low tsuki w/o your tare on. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 09:07 PM	#5
egershna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 411 Senior Member	it's not going to happen. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 11:28 PM	#6
Hervams Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 511 Senior Member	Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 11:34 PM	#7
ecosportpol_ru Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 323 Senior Member	Yeah! And does a Durian really smell like that? What's it smell like really? Bad fish? Dog doo? A rotting corpse? ??????????????????? I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one? I read that orangutans like 'em though. ??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-23-2006, 11:43 PM	#8
seosoftseo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 597 Senior Member	Yeah! And does a Durian really smell like that? What's it smell like really? Bad fish? Dog doo? A rotting corpse? ??????????????????? I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one? I read that orangutans like 'em though. ??? The word on durian is: Smells like Hell. Tastes like Heaven. The flesh is a custardy texture...taste is very rich and sweet...and the aroma is unique and strong...hard to describe...you must try. ************************************************ the HAKA. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 01:10 AM	#9
VowJoyday Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks? Alex, ban him! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 01:37 AM	#10
Vodonaeva Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	Hi Folks! I was just watching some clips of the new All Blacks haka, and some of the older clips with the NZ Maori and the Tongans. I heard that the *NZ Tall Blacks* also do the haka. Wondering if anyone knows if any kendo team from NZ would consider it for competitions or have done it for competitions? Screw you, viking. Read before you speak. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 02:25 AM	#11
SergeyMaikov Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	Isn't a haka the upper 2 thirds of a hakama ? With one of these you're sure not to trip on it during uchikomi... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 03:09 AM	#12
Narkeere Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	The word on durian is: Smells like Hell. Tastes like Heaven. You forgot: Looks like Elephant Poo... (Well it does!!!!!!!!!!) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 03:23 AM	#13
outsitWrord Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	You forgot: Looks like Elephant Poo... (Well it does!!!!!!!!!!) Are you coming down with the HK squad next month? Hahahhaa I'll save you a biiiiiiig helping... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 03:56 AM	#14
Jalieteplalry Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Screw you, viking. Read before you speak. We seem to have problems. Allow me paint a very simple picture. -Alex, the moderator, is from NZ. -Ahmed asks what the haka and the NZ Tall blacks(something quite well known about NZ, however there is nothing wrong with not knowing) are. -As a JOKE I ask Alex, the moderator from NZ, to ban you for not knowing. Let's put the situation in perspective; Alex asks who Bruce Springstein is. So I say 'Ahmed ban him!'. Wouldn't it be silly to ban Alex over something like that? Now don't we feel a little stupid for over-reacting? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 06:43 AM	#15
education Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	Whats a Haka, and whats NZ tall blacks? NZ All Blacks = New Zealand National Rugby Union Team NZ TALL Blacks = New Zealand National BASKETBALL Team Play on words and all... Haka = Maori war dance/challenge Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 06:45 AM	#16
GinaGomesz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 558 Senior Member	Yeah! And does a Durian really smell like that? What's it smell like really? Bad fish? Dog doo? A rotting corpse? ??????????????????? I've heard stories how they smell nausiating, which makes me really ronder why anyone would want to eat one? I read that orangutans like 'em though. ??? Smells like a really stinky fart, but tastes like a sweet oniony custard with an almost creme brulee consistency. If you chill it enough, it's almost like ice cream. Mmm... durian... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 08:02 AM	#17
Gometesstem Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	Screw you, viking. Read before you speak. Decaf, Ahmed... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 08:16 AM	#18
drugimpotence Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	Ahmed, Google is your friend: Tall Blacks - nearly 3 million pages. Haka - over 3 million pages. Always try and find your own route rather than getting someone else to show you the way. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 11:11 AM	#19
HsSp82U8 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	Viking, after writing my short defensive post, I allmost thought that your post might have been sarcastic. Problem is, "Alex, ban him", without any smiley or maybe any other words besides that, makes it hard to tell that its a joke. I thought you thought I was making a racial slur, or somthing....... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-24-2006, 05:14 PM	#20
Anaedilla Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 735 Senior Member	Viking, after writing my short defensive post, I allmost thought that your post might have been sarcastic. Problem is, "Alex, ban him", without any smiley or maybe any other words besides that, makes it hard to tell that its a joke. I thought you thought I was making a racial slur, or somthing....... That didn't sound much like an apology, but I'll forgive you anyway. Gee, I wonder how the world dealt with humor before the smiley? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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