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hey, it's my bday too dammit! but girls always get all the attention... oh well.
i've done so many crazy things in my life i'm not sure which of them would be suitable for all audiences and/or kendo related.... and legal. to be told here in the open that is.... -some years ago during a kendo demo, i men-kaeshi-balls-ed one of my dojo mates.... that is, instead of hitting dou i went lower and hit his maracas... his nuts, if you know what i mean. he was cringing in pain.... this was not such a rare situation except for the fact that it was all being recorded for national tv. the demo was being aired on the top spanish channel. good god... and since today is my bday i'll tell this another one that involves bdays as well.... (it's legal, don't worry... lol) -some years ago, once i was stuck on a metro wagon, subway malfunction. we were all asked out and sit around wait for the next train. i talked to a cute stranger girl that was sitting in front of me. for hours. i stole her guitar til the very last train, and i sang songs to this complete stranger girl. but later i found out she was 17! good dog.... so she told me her bday was the day after. she invited me. i gave her a guitar pick with a rose printed on it as a bday present (mind you, her name was rose). and i kissed her for the first time the very day she turned 18... @ midnite @ exactly 00.01 hours. barely legal? no! completely legal! told ya! hah!!! happy bday toaster girl and yohed. |
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Sitting in a bar in LKF in Hong Kong passing smoking a joint, then offering it to this quiet dude my friend brought along...he said no thanks in a shy way. So I thought I'd break the ice and just have chat with him.
"So dude, what do you do for a living?" "Uh, I work for the CIB..."(Hong Kong's version of the FBI/DEA) "Oh...really? Wow, you sure you don't want that joint?" he turned out to be a real nice bloke tho'. |
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Well said Paul, I think it's a good thing too. I would never be seen doing such silly and reckless things!! I treat my body like a temple!!! Someone bit!!!! I didn't just get PM'd, I got reputation!!!!!!!!! Whoever you are you really don't know me at all... My life is... shall we say... 'fueled' ![]() The brighter it burns, the worse it tastes and the better the after affect... ![]() |
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I think one of the craziest things would be on my 22nd bday at the end of the party while i was on my way home one the guys did something to get the cops on our necks so I was doing my best to talk our way out of this.
But I had way too much to drink and felt I had to trow up, then I noticed those shiney black shoes of the cop near me as I trew up aiming at the shoes. Sadly enough the cop managed to jump away in time. They let us go after they heard I was having my bday but told us we had to go home. The other crazy stuff would be illegal bicycle races thru town, we'd start at a point outside town and then race to the bike shop where we all were customer stopping for nothing. Was really a huge adrenaline high. |
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Without going into detail it involves:
a young unhappily married Thai girl a girl from Newcastle a hotel room a bottle of vodka a bottle of champagne a bottle of baby oil a school girls uniform a pair of stockings a do not disturb sign and a dream come true and this all happened at the end of a big night!!! I'll leave it there. |
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