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**Ruiceara** · 10-19-2006, 05:00 PM

What's the absolute worst/best pickup lines you have ever used?
Or, failing that, what are some of the worst/best ones you can think of?

Here's some of mine: (Uncrumples dusty age-worn notebook)
Pledge: I swear to you that the following lines have seen actual combat action.
They also shared one remarkable trait:
NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WORKED!!!
Ahem!...

1. "Do you have a boyfriend?"
(If yes, move on to next female)
(If no, in a very coy voice say

"Do want one?"

2. "If I kissed you, would you run away?
(If yes, attempt the action.)
(If no, shrug your shoulders and say: Meh! You don't know what you are missing, sister!")

3. Walk up to the girl at the bar, and stare at her eyes, and say "You're Hot!" Then proceed to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. NOTE: It invariably helps if you actually practice this skill beforehand, and that most importantly, you can even DO THIS.

4. Frisbee line.
Toss a Frisbee at the object of your affection.
Make sure it lands near her. Ensure you do NOT hit her, and never do this at a bar. Then walk over, and ask for it back. (Then do #1 and #3 mixed.)
NOTE: Keep a trunk full of Frisbees as many chicks tend to not give the damn things back after you make your move.

5. Walk around the Disco and ask chicks to dance.
It's a numbers game. You'll get 99 rejections, but stay there long enough and as they get more and more schlotzed, you WILL eventually get luckeh! Heh. Which reminds me: Last call is like low tide, and all the leftover fishehs are a ripe for the wooin' heh. (So one would think.)

Anyhow,
As stated, no surprise that none of these EVER got a reaction, not even from drunk desperate chicks with no ride home, and a wooden leg, and an eye patch...

So what's some of yours?
Share the wealth!

**WapSaibiar** · 10-19-2006, 05:11 PM

Thank you Fresh Prince...

Girl... you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

**Chooriwrocafn** · 10-19-2006, 05:16 PM

"Would you like to sit on my magic lap?"

**11Woxsepmoomo** · 10-19-2006, 06:19 PM

My personal favorite is:
You go up to a girl, preferably one you have got absolutely no chance in hell with, and you say to her very matter-of-factly, "You're coming home with me tonight..." Pause for a moment but don't give her enough time to respond. With one hand start pointing at your head and with the other make a wanking motion, and then exclaim "IN HERE!"

**Mjypksun** · 10-19-2006, 06:30 PM

this lines actually WORKED to me, this kind of things are the things that u r suposed not to do, but to me it works fien, i dunno why...

me: hi do you wanna dance?
her: hmm nope, sorry.
me: comme on! im not gonna bite you...hard. okok, may be a little bit hard but it wont hurt you ... too much...
her: hmmm ok...

me: hi, do u wanna dance?
her: hmmm nope
me: ok, u miss it
her: what do YOU know about missing something??
me: its difficoult to compare, but for sure i dont know about it as MUCH as you do!
her: are u sure?... (kinky look)
me: we'll see

(this is the best one)
me: hi, do you wanna dance?
her: hmmmm (indecicive look) ahm im sorry but...
me: (interrupting what ever she was gonna say) oh comme on! you already said yes! i notice by your smile
her: yes but...
me (taking her by the hand) great! so lets go!
..... while dancing...
her: (after a very kinky nasty dance) usually i dont dannce with man
me: ehm... why?
her: I only dance with girls, coz i like girls (lesbian) not guys...
me: and, why are u dancing with me?
her: ehmmm ahh... hmmm... well, i dont know...
me: THATS OK, IM NOT JEALOUS (!!!!!!)

of course there was a lot of boring instant aceptance, and olso a lot of instant rejection... but thats boring to tell

**ProomoSam** · 10-19-2006, 06:32 PM

"Would you like to sit on my magic lap?"

None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES!

Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off.

For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this.

**Super-Luser** · 10-19-2006, 06:36 PM

Kenzan, you were hitting on a pirate?

My friend has used this a few times (he's charming so it works)

Afte are bit of idle chit chat... "What's your favorite food?"
"My favorite food is X"
"What's your favorite day?"
"My favoriteday is Y"
"Then why don't we go get X on Y?"

**Overlord** · 10-19-2006, 06:37 PM

None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES!

Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off.

For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this.

oh thats new...

oh damn! there goes oportunity last weekend... anyway its good to know

**Fsfkkkjz** · 10-19-2006, 07:24 PM

Alison, my dear, it's not that boys can't get away with it, it's just that their breasts have something less of an impact so it's hardly noticable.

**MADwanker** · 10-19-2006, 07:28 PM

The Breast Brush:
Reason #645 why despite a fairly pervasive world media campaign to the contrary, in reality, women actually DO control the world.

**Precturge** · 10-19-2006, 07:36 PM

Alison, my dear, it's not that boys can't get away with it, it's just that their breasts have something less of an impact so it's hardly noticable.

The couple of guys who have tried it on me arent trying to brush their chest against me, usually something else... needless to say all they got was a glare.

**Unlinozistimi** · 10-19-2006, 07:52 PM

The Breast Brush:
Reason #645 why despite a fairly pervasive world media campaign to the contrary, in reality, women actually DO control the world.

yes. but to me intelligence could be defined by two ways:
1.- the ability to solve problems and to do it efficiently (could go from a to c without having to pass trough b)
2.- the ability to realize about his own reality and to be adptable to it (this not necesarilly mean to like it)

an intelligent man realizes that in this world girls rule, but its up to each one of us fn we are smart enough to adapt and take advantage of the situation or to be a victim of "nature selection"

**Assunkkensatt** · 10-19-2006, 08:27 PM

A buddy of mine actually used both of these, back before most of you were born:

Do you believe in sex on the first date? How about on the last?

Are you married? (if the answer was yes) Well, do you cheat?

**giftbestcom** · 10-19-2006, 08:35 PM

do you believe in love at first sight? or i have to pass in front of you again???

**Diandaplaipsy** · 10-19-2006, 08:37 PM

nice pants, do u get in a 50% off sale? may b we can see if i can get it a 100% off...

**fuslssdfaa** · 10-19-2006, 08:49 PM

I think this was from robot chicken or something. It's a funny mess up:

"Are you an angel, cuz I have an erection....wait- Crap!"

**Cricequorie** · 10-19-2006, 09:47 PM

None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES!

Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off.

For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this.

This totally explains why my breast brush has been ineffective...I didn't realize it was a gender specific thing.

**PhilipBartew** · 10-19-2006, 09:48 PM

This totally explains why my breast brush has been ineffective...I didn't realize it was a gender specific thing.

-Or it might be time to go on a diet.

**GEAntonio** · 10-19-2006, 11:13 PM

my all time faveriote
"Can I be a tear to be born in your eye and die on your lips"
yes I know its emo but I love it :P

**N1bNXuDb** · 10-20-2006, 12:10 AM

Excuse me while I vurp...

10-19-2006, 05:00 PM	#1
Ruiceara Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Worst pickup lines. What's the absolute worst/best pickup lines you have ever used? Or, failing that, what are some of the worst/best ones you can think of? Here's some of mine: (Uncrumples dusty age-worn notebook) Pledge: I swear to you that the following lines have seen actual combat action. They also shared one remarkable trait: NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WORKED!!! Ahem!... 1. "Do you have a boyfriend?" (If yes, move on to next female) (If no, in a very coy voice say "Do want one?" 2. "If I kissed you, would you run away? (If yes, attempt the action.) (If no, shrug your shoulders and say: Meh! You don't know what you are missing, sister!") 3. Walk up to the girl at the bar, and stare at her eyes, and say "You're Hot!" Then proceed to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. NOTE: It invariably helps if you actually practice this skill beforehand, and that most importantly, you can even DO THIS. 4. Frisbee line. Toss a Frisbee at the object of your affection. Make sure it lands near her. Ensure you do NOT hit her, and never do this at a bar. Then walk over, and ask for it back. (Then do #1 and #3 mixed.) NOTE: Keep a trunk full of Frisbees as many chicks tend to not give the damn things back after you make your move. 5. Walk around the Disco and ask chicks to dance. It's a numbers game. You'll get 99 rejections, but stay there long enough and as they get more and more schlotzed, you WILL eventually get luckeh! Heh. Which reminds me: Last call is like low tide, and all the leftover fishehs are a ripe for the wooin' heh. (So one would think.) Anyhow, As stated, no surprise that none of these EVER got a reaction, not even from drunk desperate chicks with no ride home, and a wooden leg, and an eye patch... So what's some of yours? Share the wealth! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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WapSaibiar Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 370 Senior Member	Thank you Fresh Prince... Girl... you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 05:16 PM	#3
Chooriwrocafn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	"Would you like to sit on my magic lap?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 06:19 PM	#4
11Woxsepmoomo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 504 Senior Member	My personal favorite is: You go up to a girl, preferably one you have got absolutely no chance in hell with, and you say to her very matter-of-factly, "You're coming home with me tonight..." Pause for a moment but don't give her enough time to respond. With one hand start pointing at your head and with the other make a wanking motion, and then exclaim "IN HERE!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 06:30 PM	#5
Mjypksun Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	this lines actually WORKED to me, this kind of things are the things that u r suposed not to do, but to me it works fien, i dunno why... me: hi do you wanna dance? her: hmm nope, sorry. me: comme on! im not gonna bite you...hard. okok, may be a little bit hard but it wont hurt you ... too much... her: hmmm ok... me: hi, do u wanna dance? her: hmmm nope me: ok, u miss it her: what do YOU know about missing something?? me: its difficoult to compare, but for sure i dont know about it as MUCH as you do! her: are u sure?... (kinky look) me: we'll see (this is the best one) me: hi, do you wanna dance? her: hmmmm (indecicive look) ahm im sorry but... me: (interrupting what ever she was gonna say) oh comme on! you already said yes! i notice by your smile her: yes but... me (taking her by the hand) great! so lets go! ..... while dancing... her: (after a very kinky nasty dance) usually i dont dannce with man me: ehm... why? her: I only dance with girls, coz i like girls (lesbian) not guys... me: and, why are u dancing with me? her: ehmmm ahh... hmmm... well, i dont know... me: THATS OK, IM NOT JEALOUS (!!!!!!) of course there was a lot of boring instant aceptance, and olso a lot of instant rejection... but thats boring to tell Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 06:32 PM	#6
ProomoSam Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	"Would you like to sit on my magic lap?" None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES! Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off. For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 06:36 PM	#7
Super-Luser Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 561 Senior Member	Kenzan, you were hitting on a pirate? My friend has used this a few times (he's charming so it works) Afte are bit of idle chit chat... "What's your favorite food?" "My favorite food is X" "What's your favorite day?" "My favoriteday is Y" "Then why don't we go get X on Y?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 06:37 PM	#8
Overlord Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 608 Senior Member	None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES! Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off. For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this. oh thats new... oh damn! there goes oportunity last weekend... anyway its good to know Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 07:24 PM	#9
Fsfkkkjz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	Alison, my dear, it's not that boys can't get away with it, it's just that their breasts have something less of an impact so it's hardly noticable. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 07:28 PM	#10
MADwanker Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 455 Senior Member	The Breast Brush: Reason #645 why despite a fairly pervasive world media campaign to the contrary, in reality, women actually DO control the world. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 07:36 PM	#11
Precturge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 585 Senior Member	Alison, my dear, it's not that boys can't get away with it, it's just that their breasts have something less of an impact so it's hardly noticable. The couple of guys who have tried it on me arent trying to brush their chest against me, usually something else... needless to say all they got was a glare. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 07:52 PM	#12
Unlinozistimi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	The Breast Brush: Reason #645 why despite a fairly pervasive world media campaign to the contrary, in reality, women actually DO control the world. yes. but to me intelligence could be defined by two ways: 1.- the ability to solve problems and to do it efficiently (could go from a to c without having to pass trough b) 2.- the ability to realize about his own reality and to be adptable to it (this not necesarilly mean to like it) an intelligent man realizes that in this world girls rule, but its up to each one of us fn we are smart enough to adapt and take advantage of the situation or to be a victim of "nature selection" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 08:27 PM	#13
Assunkkensatt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 637 Senior Member	A buddy of mine actually used both of these, back before most of you were born: Do you believe in sex on the first date? How about on the last? Are you married? (if the answer was yes) Well, do you cheat? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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giftbestcom Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	do you believe in love at first sight? or i have to pass in front of you again??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 08:49 PM	#16
fuslssdfaa Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 350 Senior Member	I think this was from robot chicken or something. It's a funny mess up: "Are you an angel, cuz I have an erection....wait- Crap!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 09:47 PM	#17
Cricequorie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 352 Senior Member	None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES! Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off. For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this. This totally explains why my breast brush has been ineffective...I didn't realize it was a gender specific thing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2006, 09:48 PM	#18
PhilipBartew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 526 Senior Member	This totally explains why my breast brush has been ineffective...I didn't realize it was a gender specific thing. -Or it might be time to go on a diet. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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GEAntonio Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	my all time faveriote "Can I be a tear to be born in your eye and die on your lips" yes I know its emo but I love it :P Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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