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**BreeveKambmak** · 10-19-2006, 11:39 PM

This is technically not a confession since I didn't actually do it but since we are on the subject of farting and kendo....
At the end of keiko back in California somebody, I don't know who but I am sure it was one of the little kids, let out a hum-dinger of a fart during mokuso while it was dead silent. I am sitting there listening to the crickets on a May evening, trying to calm my heart beat, and then BRRRRAAAAAP!!!! I should have looked for a dent in the floor because then I would have known who it was. What amazed me is that nobody even so much as choked back a little snigger at it. Again it was dead silent; like a scratch in a CD, there was slight disruption but the band played on. I had to practically bite through my cheek so I wouldn't be the only idiot dying with laughter at the mother of all farts! I am laughing now just recalling it. Seriously this thing would have received a blue ribbon at the county fair. I wouldn't be surprised if whoever ripped it got a little airborne. This was a fart that could end a marriage.

**erroxiainsona** · 10-20-2006, 12:05 AM

Hahahahahahahaaa!!!

**FBtquXT8** · 10-20-2006, 03:45 AM

Ah, farting stories...can't be beaten...

The worst is during mokuso when everyone is being silent so it sounds nice and loud...

Good to see the level of intellectual discussion is as high as ever.

**triarmarm** · 10-22-2006, 08:37 AM

Thanks for sharing, xvikingx!

I can understand your difficulties in trying to remain silent...

**soSldI4i** · 10-22-2006, 09:14 PM

I can understand your difficulties in trying to remain silent...

Hehehe.. Do you mean trying to remain silent oraly or analy?

**SonicPs** · 10-23-2006, 04:31 AM

Hehehe.. Do you mean trying to remain silent oraly or analy?

Men!

**Vomazoono** · 10-23-2006, 05:12 AM

omg xvikingx! u frecktard! I was am sitting in my hostfamilys livingroom while reading what you wrote! I dont know them very well... They are old! and theyre japanese for crying out loud! =)
I tried to choke my laughter but didnt succeed, and now tears are running down my cheeks.

you may have indirectly razed the "cool foreigner"-image I built up over the last months...
you should use a warning sign on the top of yer funny posts! =)

for the topic, dont have anything to confess but kinda embarrasing. I actually at my first shiai (today!!?!?!!11) I did the slightest of slight nods instead of the 15degree bow before sonkyo, but it all went so fast and being the first time I hope my opponent was indulgent(right word eh?)

**dremucha** · 10-23-2006, 06:21 AM

Oh Ziggey, does that mean you never read Meng's haiku on the subject? Oh dear me. Just thinking about it totally cracks me up nine months later.

Meng, for everyone's sake, please post it again.

10-19-2006, 11:39 PM	#21
BreeveKambmak Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 382 Senior Member	This is technically not a confession since I didn't actually do it but since we are on the subject of farting and kendo.... At the end of keiko back in California somebody, I don't know who but I am sure it was one of the little kids, let out a hum-dinger of a fart during mokuso while it was dead silent. I am sitting there listening to the crickets on a May evening, trying to calm my heart beat, and then *BRRRRAAAAAP!!!!* I should have looked for a dent in the floor because then I would have known who it was. What amazed me is that nobody even so much as choked back a little snigger at it. Again it was dead silent; like a scratch in a CD, there was slight disruption but the band played on. I had to practically bite through my cheek so I wouldn't be the only idiot dying with laughter at the mother of all farts! I am laughing now just recalling it. Seriously this thing would have received a blue ribbon at the county fair. I wouldn't be surprised if whoever ripped it got a little airborne. This was a fart that could end a marriage. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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erroxiainsona Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 397 Senior Member	Hahahahahahahaaa!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 03:45 AM	#23
FBtquXT8 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Ah, farting stories...can't be beaten... The worst is during mokuso when everyone is being silent so it sounds nice and loud... Good to see the level of intellectual discussion is as high as ever. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2006, 08:37 AM	#24
triarmarm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 369 Senior Member	Thanks for sharing, xvikingx! I can understand your difficulties in trying to remain silent... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2006, 09:14 PM	#25
soSldI4i Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	I can understand your difficulties in trying to remain silent... Hehehe.. Do you mean trying to remain silent oraly or analy? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-23-2006, 04:31 AM	#26
SonicPs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 577 Senior Member	Hehehe.. Do you mean trying to remain silent oraly or analy? Men! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-23-2006, 05:12 AM	#27
Vomazoono Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	omg xvikingx! u frecktard! I was am sitting in my hostfamilys livingroom while reading what you wrote! I dont know them very well... They are old! and theyre japanese for crying out loud! =) I tried to choke my laughter but didnt succeed, and now tears are running down my cheeks. you may have indirectly razed the "cool foreigner"-image I built up over the last months... you should use a warning sign on the top of yer funny posts! =) for the topic, dont have anything to confess but kinda embarrasing. I actually at my first shiai (today!!?!?!!11) I did the slightest of slight nods instead of the 15degree bow before sonkyo, but it all went so fast and being the first time I hope my opponent was indulgent(right word eh?) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-23-2006, 06:21 AM	#28
dremucha Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	Oh Ziggey, does that mean you never read Meng's haiku on the subject? Oh dear me. Just thinking about it totally cracks me up nine months later. Meng, for everyone's sake, please post it again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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