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**gydrorway** · 10-04-2006, 05:04 PM

arg stoopid reputation rule.
excellent link crabbi.
i am now having to steal it and see how many peoples workplaces i can infiltrate-mwahaha

I just sent the link to several friends who work in open plan offices... I am now fighting the urge to send them warnings not to open it in public.... aaaaaagh...!

**Sarah Armstrong** · 10-04-2006, 06:48 PM

I think this link should end this chat quite well.....

http://getbehindjesus.net

cheers Michael

**bF8CCmmr** · 10-04-2006, 07:34 PM

a couple of years ago there was a baseketball match between Jesus and Oderus Urungus (from the thrash metal G.W.A.R.) and oderus won.

i was wondering... could i beat Oderus Urungus in keiko???

this is a picture of Oderus Urungus so u can get the idea:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...derground2.png

**itepearce** · 10-05-2006, 12:08 AM

Your lord and saviour requires a rank!!!!

And yes, freedom kendo is definetly a good thing

Maybe God will join the conversation soon as well.

**Fertionbratte** · 10-06-2006, 05:48 AM

Your lord and saviour requires a rank!!!!

And yes, freedom kendo is definetly a good thing

Maybe God will join the conversation soon as well.

You know... sometimes you need a good spanking my Son...

That web link that you sent me ( http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/ ) was not amusing... I was in a meeting when I opened it and embarassed some very important people... (Satan, George W. Bush and Madonna to name but three...). The worst thing is that being in the position that I am, I have no boss to send it to...

hmmmm...

**Ufkkrxcq** · 10-06-2006, 07:22 AM

the joke's old now.

of course, I'm an atheist and have a short attention span for these sort of things.

**blohannaserri** · 10-06-2006, 09:59 AM

...of course, I'm an atheist...

...and I don't believe in you either...

**Âåðåùàãèí** · 10-06-2006, 10:09 AM

...and I don't believe in you either...

pfft. I have an address and a phone number, people can contact me (through means other than prayer). What exactly is the address that the utilities company sends your light and heating bills to?

**russmodel** · 10-06-2006, 10:26 AM

Jesus is the light of the world
and God is many things, one of which is warmth, he dont need no bills

i wondered how long this thread would take to turn into a religious debate

**mrPronmaker** · 10-06-2006, 10:41 AM

lol, I'm not going to get into religious debates on here. I'm just mucking about.

**JeorgeNoxeref** · 10-06-2006, 10:47 AM

aye kewl

**LeaderBiz** · 10-06-2006, 10:50 AM

I was the Messiah for a while but I quit. Nobody was interested in anything except the miracles. Loaves and fishes, walk on water, cure the lepers, raise people from the freaking dead. C'mon people, that stuff is just flash, the real deal, the really hard part, is loving your neighbor and just being good.

I play kendo now. My kiriotoshi is pretty good, I guess it is because of all of that striking down business we did in the old days.

**gueremaisse** · 10-06-2006, 10:51 AM

Jesus is the light of the world

Wich i have to tell you makes sneaking in past St. Peter after curfew realy difficult....

**HonjUopu** · 10-06-2006, 10:52 AM

I was the Messiah for a while but I quit. Nobody was interested in anything except the miracles. Loaves and fishes, walk on water, cure the lepers, raise people from the freaking dead. C'mon people, that stuff is just flash, the real deal, the really hard part, is loving your neighbor and just being good.

I play kendo now. My kiriotoshi is pretty good, I guess it is because of all of that striking down business we did in the old days.

The anti-christ is not the savior my son...

**dWSOj26H** · 10-06-2006, 11:51 AM

The anti-christ is not the savior my son...

Hey pally, just because you bought into the whole "I'm going to die for your sins" business doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
I quit and the next Messiah can do whatever he or she wants. Don't start buying your own hype and believe that there is only one Messiah.
Piffle.

**FelicitaJ** · 10-06-2006, 11:59 AM

Hey pally, just because you bought into the whole "I'm going to die for your sins" business doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
I quit and the next Messiah can do whatever he or she wants. Don't start buying your own hype and believe that there is only one Messiah.
Piffle.

You know, it was really too bad you quit when you did. I was all ready to send away for the secret decoder ring and the whole business.

**exschke** · 10-06-2006, 12:41 PM

You know, it was really too bad you quit when you did. I was all ready to send away for the secret decoder ring and the whole business.

Not too late, you can still send $10 into the Church of the Bleedin Heart of Jesus, that's somewhere near Los Angeles, and all of your dreams will come true.

10-04-2006, 05:04 PM	#21
gydrorway Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 556 Senior Member	arg stoopid reputation rule. excellent link crabbi. i am now having to steal it and see how many peoples workplaces i can infiltrate-mwahaha I just sent the link to several friends who work in open plan offices... I am now fighting the urge to send them warnings not to open it in public.... aaaaaagh...! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2006, 06:48 PM	#22
Sarah Armstrong Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 554 Senior Member	I think this link should end this chat quite well..... http://getbehindjesus.net cheers Michael Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2006, 07:34 PM	#23
bF8CCmmr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 531 Senior Member	a couple of years ago there was a baseketball match between Jesus and Oderus Urungus (from the thrash metal G.W.A.R.) and oderus won. i was wondering... could i beat Oderus Urungus in keiko??? this is a picture of Oderus Urungus so u can get the idea: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...derground2.png Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-05-2006, 12:08 AM	#24
itepearce Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Your lord and saviour requires a rank!!!! And yes, freedom kendo is definetly a good thing Maybe God will join the conversation soon as well. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 05:48 AM	#25
Fertionbratte Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	Your lord and saviour requires a rank!!!! And yes, freedom kendo is definetly a good thing Maybe God will join the conversation soon as well. You know... sometimes you need a good spanking my Son... That web link that you sent me ( http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/ ) was not amusing... I was in a meeting when I opened it and embarassed some very important people... (Satan, George W. Bush and Madonna to name but three...). The worst thing is that being in the position that I am, I have no boss to send it to... hmmmm... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 07:22 AM	#26
Ufkkrxcq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 359 Senior Member	the joke's old now. of course, I'm an atheist and have a short attention span for these sort of things. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 09:59 AM	#27
blohannaserri Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	...of course, I'm an atheist... ...and I don't believe in you either... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:09 AM	#28
Âåðåùàãèí Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 510 Senior Member	...and I don't believe in you either... pfft. I have an address and a phone number, people can contact me (through means other than prayer). What exactly is the address that the utilities company sends your light and heating bills to? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:26 AM	#29
russmodel Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 462 Senior Member	Jesus is the light of the world and God is many things, one of which is warmth, he dont need no bills i wondered how long this thread would take to turn into a religious debate Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:41 AM	#30
mrPronmaker Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 609 Senior Member	lol, I'm not going to get into religious debates on here. I'm just mucking about. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JeorgeNoxeref Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 369 Senior Member	aye kewl Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:50 AM	#32
LeaderBiz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 357 Senior Member	I was the Messiah for a while but I quit. Nobody was interested in anything except the miracles. Loaves and fishes, walk on water, cure the lepers, raise people from the freaking dead. C'mon people, that stuff is just flash, the real deal, the really hard part, is loving your neighbor and just being good. I play kendo now. My kiriotoshi is pretty good, I guess it is because of all of that striking down business we did in the old days. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:51 AM	#33
gueremaisse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 410 Senior Member	Jesus is the light of the world Wich i have to tell you makes sneaking in past St. Peter after curfew realy difficult.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 10:52 AM	#34
HonjUopu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 498 Senior Member	I was the Messiah for a while but I quit. Nobody was interested in anything except the miracles. Loaves and fishes, walk on water, cure the lepers, raise people from the freaking dead. C'mon people, that stuff is just flash, the real deal, the really hard part, is loving your neighbor and just being good. I play kendo now. My kiriotoshi is pretty good, I guess it is because of all of that striking down business we did in the old days. The anti-christ is not the savior my son... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 11:51 AM	#35
dWSOj26H Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 497 Senior Member	The anti-christ is not the savior my son... Hey pally, just because you bought into the whole "I'm going to die for your sins" business doesn't mean the rest of us have to. I quit and the next Messiah can do whatever he or she wants. Don't start buying your own hype and believe that there is only one Messiah. Piffle. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 11:59 AM	#36
FelicitaJ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	Hey pally, just because you bought into the whole "I'm going to die for your sins" business doesn't mean the rest of us have to. I quit and the next Messiah can do whatever he or she wants. Don't start buying your own hype and believe that there is only one Messiah. Piffle. You know, it was really too bad you quit when you did. I was all ready to send away for the secret decoder ring and the whole business. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-06-2006, 12:41 PM	#37
exschke Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	You know, it was really too bad you quit when you did. I was all ready to send away for the secret decoder ring and the whole business. Not too late, you can still send $10 into the Church of the Bleedin Heart of Jesus, that's somewhere near Los Angeles, and all of your dreams will come true. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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