[pipittujbk]

I read somewhere recently that Mr W. Shakespeare ( billy boy to his mates) is somewhat renowned for his ability to have conjured up new words ( although quite old and well used/known now).

I do not doubt this , although I cannot recall any at the moment BUT...I thought it could be quite fun to try and create some new words of our own.

The rules are:

No pinching foreign words directly.
No looking up unknown words in any dictionary and passing them off as new words
You must devise a totally new word
Its meaning must be revealed (no bloody silly guessing games)
Nothing offensive or bigoted
The word should try and resemble its meaning as best possible


With any luck we may create a whole new vocabulary with which to confues the crap ot of anyone not registered on these forums.

Wahoo

[suingincentix]

This could be fun.
Smooshkilo: To eat excessive amounts of snickerdoodles at a time.
Used in a sentence: Last night during my smooshkilo I ate 843 snickerdoodles!

[DfrtYhyu]

Dirt-Buffles:n

Those tiny crumbs of rolled up dirt and skin you receive from rubbing your hands together briskly.

[karaburatoreror]

My daughter has a brilliant one.

Mornon she didn't quite get the hang of word moron but her version is sooo much better to say.

Try it. Go on you know you want to

[lopaayd]

My daughter has a brilliant one.

Mornon she didn't quite get the hang of word moron but her version is sooo much better to say.

Try it. Go on you know you want to

Good word for the moron who wakes you up on sunday mornings...

[Lymnempomma]

Morantic. opposite of Romantic.
man, you are sooo morantic!

I like the sound it has.

[RLRWai4B]

Phnaw. This is the gunk that builds up in your nose. Your farmer grandfather would blow it out into the field by putting a finger on one side of his nose and blowing hard: "PHNAW!"

[AlexDatig]

Daughter came up with another doozie today.

Oftently.

She used it as a kind of American "whatever" albeit without the same enunciation

[larentont]

Circumpendular:
When an object moves from side to side and in a circular fashion at the same time.

[TriamiCaw]

Oooh I like that one.

Ideal for those moments of inebriation - and probaly impossible to say when you are in such a predicament.

Hic.... You're ma besht mate You are. .....'ang on Am feeling a bit pishd and a bit bit.... hic..... Shircumpelandar...........hic.

Love it love it love it.

Going to ues that on one of the students in darlington who 'rolls ' around during iai