[Plonnikas]

To add to your Holiday Cheer, My Friends.
It will help to sing along as you read. (or just sing with the voices in your head..)
(Pulls out tuning harmonica, (key of G) blows.)

Mi-mi-mi-mi-miiiiiiiii......
Laaaa!!!



On the first day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
A hearty shove right through out the Dojo door.

On the second day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Two Hiki-Mens,
~And a hearty shove right out the Dojo door.

On the third day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And a hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the forth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
four nuki-waza,

~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And a hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And a hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
6 bloody bruises,

~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!
~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And a hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Seven Splintered Bokkens,

~6 bloody bruises
~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty shove right out the Dojo door....


On the eighth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Eight sweaty himos,

~Seven Splintered Bokkens,
~6 bloody bruises,
~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty shove right out the Dojo door....


On the ninth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Nine Kote-Men,

~Eight sweaty himos,
~Seven Splintered Bokkens,
~6 bloody bruises,
~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
Teeeennnnn Maaaasive beat-inggs!!!

~Na-haine Kote-Men,
~Eight sweaty himos,
~Seven Splintered Bokkens,
~6 bloody bruises,
~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
~Eleven twisted ankles,

Teeeennnnn Maaaasive beat-inggs!!!

~Na-haine Kote-Men,
~Eight sweaty himos,
~Seven Splintered Bokkens,
~6 bloody bruises,

~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty shove right out the Dojo door....

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Sensei gave to me,
A-really-awesome-Shinai-which-was-made-from-some-really-really-cool-material -I-think-it-was-carbon-fiber-but-maybe-it-was-a-composite-I'm-not-really- certain-come-to-think-of-it-what-is-carbon-fiber-made-from-any-way-Is-it -carbon-like-the-metal-or-is-it-fiber-like-a-cloth?-Oh-well-it-doesn't-matter- anyway-cause-it's-totally-kick-ass-and-like-the-best-present-I-ever-got- except-for-maybe-the-time-when-I-was-8-and-I-got-that-Stretch-Arm- Strong-doll-and-my-buddy-Timmy-and-I-heard-of-an-myth-that-if-you- stretch-the-doll-long-enough-it-would-actually-snap-and-there-would-be-like some-gross-jelly-like-guts-inside-but-then-when-I-had-the-arms-Timmy- grabbed-the-legs-and-jumped-down-the-stairs-and-he-fell-and-smacked-his- head-on-the-banister-and-then-he-went-to-the-hospital-and-got-4-stitches and-my-mom-took-the-Stretch-arm-strong-away-from-me-and-I-still-have- unresolved-issues-because-of-it-which-causes-me-to-do-horrible-things-to- kittens-with-marmalade-but-anyhoo-the-Shinai-present-was-totally JUUUUUUUSSSSST AASSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOODDD~!
(GASP!!!)
OOOOOOOOHHHHH.......!

~Eleven twisted ankles,
Teeeennnnn Maaaasive beat-inggs!!!
~Na-haine Kote-Men,
~Eihai-ght sweaty himos,
~Seven Splintered Bokkens,
~6 bloody bruises,
~A Tsuuu-kiiii too theeee Groooiiiiinnnnn!

~four nuki-waza,
~Three fractured ribs,
~Two Hiki-Mens,
~And an hearty sho-HOVE right out the Dojo dooooooooooooooorrrrr!!! (Angels sininging in unison, bells gonging) -oooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Tum--tum--tum--tummmmmmmmmmm!!!!

[UMATURLIN]

Cool :-) LOL

[lh88gFzI]

Thank you for the comedy, Kenzan. Makes my day that much better.

[RokgroofeTeme]

i'll remember to sing this song to myself when i spend my christmas alone...

[GinaIsWild]

nicccceeee. . .

[BegeMoT]

Shouldn't this be posted in the hazing in kendo thread?!?!

lol. Nice song, Kenzan.

[hapasaparaz]

Classic, a wonderful filk of an ever present holiday favorite with a Kendo twist or should I say CUT

[BeksTeene]

Thats going into my kendo journal. Awesome job.

[Kdgjhytiy]

Tee-hee, that rocked.

Except the bit about being mean to kittens

[Lidawka]

i hate "classical" christmas charols.

[lopaayd]

that is a nice, merry and snappy tune!

Beats the traditional and so silly xmas charols

[sharpyure]

nice work kenzan
cheers

[ASSESTYTEAH]

that was sweet but how did u get ~Eleven twisted ankles,..lol gud job

[Jimambol]

Genius! Keep up the good work, dude.

[WhileKelf]

That's awesome!