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**Rounteetepehryn** · 11-11-2006, 05:15 PM

Here's one. But if someone wanted to make one, I would hope that they run by the AUSKF or the country's respective organization.

**forotis** · 11-11-2006, 05:30 PM

You can't grow a mustache. Instead you should be more like Iceman from Top Gun.

Only if I get to smack Tom Cruise's butt in a non-homoerotic way after the mission...

**soydaykam** · 11-11-2006, 05:32 PM

three words to descibe how popular it might be, oh i dont know "by the sword"

great fencing movie. but since it was mordern sport fencing it just never got that popular.

**logpogingg** · 11-11-2006, 05:35 PM

El Maestro de esgrima/The Fencing Master.

Great flick.

**Janarealiti** · 11-11-2006, 05:36 PM

Only if I get to smack Tom Cruise's butt in a non-homoerotic way after the mission...

No dice. You can't be a Top Gun character and be non-homoerotic. Please read.

**FourEsters** · 11-11-2006, 05:44 PM

No offense, Masahiro but that sounds more predictable than my plot :P I wanted to stay away from the whole "wants to be champions thing" it's been so overdone.

**treawittelf** · 11-11-2006, 05:48 PM

I'd much rather see a movie about some chump struggling with mediocrity.

**DexOnenlyCymn** · 11-11-2006, 05:59 PM

No dice. You can't be a Top Gun character and be non-homoerotic. Please read.

Killjoy

**bunkalapa** · 11-11-2006, 08:06 PM

I think that there are a lot of kendo movies... watch Mibu Gishiden, Zato Ichi (the new one) and if you want a manga adaptation, watch Azumi 1.

**zlopikanikanzax** · 11-11-2006, 08:11 PM

Here's one. But if someone wanted to make one, I would hope that they run by the AUSKF or the country's respective organization.

Cool movie.

But you guys have got it all wrong. What's important is which actress you'd have dressed up in bogu.
Personally I'd like to dress Drew Barrymore up in a dogi and hakama and smack her on the arse in a non-homoerotic way.

**estuapped** · 11-11-2006, 08:22 PM

I see this movie less as a karate kid type movie and more of a Mighty Ducks/Dodgeball thing where we follow the underdogs (not necessarily chumps).

It will deal with a team made of non-japanese citizens and it's struggles.

Directed by David Lynch.

Harry Dean-Stanton will play the Emilio Estevez figure
Christopher Walken will be the excentric, unreliable but incredibly skilled member
Gael Garcia - Rookie/eye candy/excuse to get the girlfriend to tag along
some others who will be on it on parts i haven't decided still:
Steve Buscemi
Dennis Quaid
bloke who plays Sawyer on Lost
Edward Norton
Scarlet Johansson
Adam West
Jake Gyllenhaal
Guy Piccioto

Soundtrack by a reformed Fugazi and Sun Ra

**illignocearia** · 11-11-2006, 08:30 PM

Harry Dean-Stanton will play the Emilio Estevez figure

The youngest I've ever seen Harry D in a movie was Cool Hand Luke and the guy was like a hundred. How you get Emilio Estevez (I guess he's getting on but crikeys) out of that I don't know.

Come to think of it wasn't Harry D Emilio's dad in Repo Man?

**bMc8F9ZI** · 11-11-2006, 08:32 PM

Directed by David Lynch.

So the movie should make no sense?

Soundtrack by a reformed Fugazi and Sun Ra

I can deal with this and Adam West.

**GreefeWrereon** · 11-11-2006, 08:42 PM

I think that the main characters aspiration to become such a good Kendoka is that his family was savagely killed by a bamboo chute. Oh, also the main character has to have some sort of deficiency and he has to overcome it. I suggest humpback. Also there should be a tough guy rival who's really good at Kendo but lacks respect and stuff. He needs a very ornate and flamboyant bogu.

**dhYTvlAv** · 11-11-2006, 08:56 PM

The youngest I've ever seen Harry D in a movie was Cool Hand Luke and the guy was like a hundred. How you get Emilio Estevez (I guess he's getting on but crikeys) out of that I don't know.

Come to think of it wasn't Harry D Emilio's dad in Repo Man?

I meant the mentor/former-player-whose-days-of-glory-are-far-behind figure

and yes, he was but i am thinking him more in his paris, texas shape.

So the movie should make no sense?

exactly, but it has enough star power to still be commercially viable.
On that account, i think Lauren Lee-Smith should be in the movie and should be lesbian lovers with Scarlett Johannson, who also happens to be Dennis Quaid's wife.

At some point of the movie, there must be a car chase and a shinai fight on the roof of an 18 wheeler, which will later explode.

**Bgfbukpf** · 11-11-2006, 08:56 PM

Can we maybe have a scene where the heroine gets mugged in a park by a couple of thugs and then bursts into a spontaneous exhibition of aerobics? If so I think I've found our leading lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9M5ddlZOYg

**mazabotman** · 11-11-2006, 08:56 PM

I think that the main characters aspiration to become such a good Kendoka is that his family was savagely killed by a bamboo chute. Oh, also the main character has to have some sort of deficiency and he has to overcome it. I suggest humpback. Also there should be a tough guy rival who's really good at Kendo but lacks respect and stuff. He needs a very ornate and flamboyant bogu.

Nice story board by the way.

**Teligacio** · 11-11-2006, 09:01 PM

Sorry, Mighty Ducks reference passed me by. Got it.

**IamRobot** · 11-11-2006, 09:19 PM

Cool movie.

But you guys have got it all wrong. What's important is which actress you'd have dressed up in bogu.
Personally I'd like to dress Drew Barrymore up in a dogi and hakama and smack her on the arse in a non-homoerotic way.

eww. drew? My pick is Scarlett Johensen... or Hyloee!!!

choices.. .choices...

**viagracheapest** · 11-11-2006, 09:29 PM

eww. drew? My pick is Scarlett Johensen... or Hyloee!!!

choices.. .choices...

I don't get the whole Scarlett craze, she just doesn't do it for me. I'm more of a Whoopi Goldberg man myself.
As for Drew, I'd rather smack her in the teeth; something about her drives me nuts. I think it's because she uses words like "magical" too often.

11-11-2006, 05:15 PM	#21
Rounteetepehryn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 349 Senior Member	Here's one. But if someone wanted to make one, I would hope that they run by the AUSKF or the country's respective organization. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:30 PM	#22
forotis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	You can't grow a mustache. Instead you should be more like Iceman from Top Gun. Only if I get to smack Tom Cruise's butt in a non-homoerotic way after the mission... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:32 PM	#23
soydaykam Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 523 Senior Member	three words to descibe how popular it might be, oh i dont know "by the sword" great fencing movie. but since it was mordern sport fencing it just never got that popular. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:35 PM	#24
logpogingg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 455 Senior Member	El Maestro de esgrima/The Fencing Master. Great flick. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:36 PM	#25
Janarealiti Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 569 Senior Member	Only if I get to smack Tom Cruise's butt in a non-homoerotic way after the mission... No dice. You can't be a Top Gun character and be non-homoerotic. Please read. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:44 PM	#26
FourEsters Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 447 Senior Member	No offense, Masahiro but that sounds more predictable than my plot :P I wanted to stay away from the whole "wants to be champions thing" it's been so overdone. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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treawittelf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 535 Senior Member	I'd much rather see a movie about some chump struggling with mediocrity. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 05:59 PM	#28
DexOnenlyCymn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	No dice. You can't be a Top Gun character and be non-homoerotic. Please read. Killjoy Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:06 PM	#29
bunkalapa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	I think that there are a lot of kendo movies... watch Mibu Gishiden, Zato Ichi (the new one) and if you want a manga adaptation, watch Azumi 1. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:11 PM	#30
zlopikanikanzax Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Here's one. But if someone wanted to make one, I would hope that they run by the AUSKF or the country's respective organization. Cool movie. But you guys have got it all wrong. What's important is which actress you'd have dressed up in bogu. Personally I'd like to dress Drew Barrymore up in a dogi and hakama and smack her on the arse in a non-homoerotic way. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:22 PM	#31
estuapped Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 403 Senior Member	I see this movie less as a karate kid type movie and more of a Mighty Ducks/Dodgeball thing where we follow the underdogs (not necessarily chumps). It will deal with a team made of non-japanese citizens and it's struggles. Directed by David Lynch. Harry Dean-Stanton will play the Emilio Estevez figure Christopher Walken will be the excentric, unreliable but incredibly skilled member Gael Garcia - Rookie/eye candy/excuse to get the girlfriend to tag along some others who will be on it on parts i haven't decided still: Steve Buscemi Dennis Quaid bloke who plays Sawyer on Lost Edward Norton Scarlet Johansson Adam West Jake Gyllenhaal Guy Piccioto Soundtrack by a reformed Fugazi and Sun Ra Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:30 PM	#32
illignocearia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 554 Senior Member	Harry Dean-Stanton will play the Emilio Estevez figure The youngest I've ever seen Harry D in a movie was Cool Hand Luke and the guy was like a hundred. How you get Emilio Estevez (I guess he's getting on but crikeys) out of that I don't know. Come to think of it wasn't Harry D Emilio's dad in Repo Man? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:32 PM	#33
bMc8F9ZI Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 512 Senior Member	Directed by David Lynch. So the movie should make no sense? Soundtrack by a reformed Fugazi and Sun Ra I can deal with this and Adam West. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:42 PM	#34
GreefeWrereon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	I think that the main characters aspiration to become such a good Kendoka is that his family was savagely killed by a bamboo chute. Oh, also the main character has to have some sort of deficiency and he has to overcome it. I suggest humpback. Also there should be a tough guy rival who's really good at Kendo but lacks respect and stuff. He needs a very ornate and flamboyant bogu. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:56 PM	#35
dhYTvlAv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 519 Senior Member	The youngest I've ever seen Harry D in a movie was Cool Hand Luke and the guy was like a hundred. How you get Emilio Estevez (I guess he's getting on but crikeys) out of that I don't know. Come to think of it wasn't Harry D Emilio's dad in Repo Man? I meant the mentor/former-player-whose-days-of-glory-are-far-behind figure and yes, he was but i am thinking him more in his paris, texas shape. So the movie should make no sense? exactly, but it has enough star power to still be commercially viable. On that account, i think Lauren Lee-Smith should be in the movie and should be lesbian lovers with Scarlett Johannson, who also happens to be Dennis Quaid's wife. At some point of the movie, there must be a car chase and a shinai fight on the roof of an 18 wheeler, which will later explode. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 08:56 PM	#36
Bgfbukpf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 380 Senior Member	Can we maybe have a scene where the heroine gets mugged in a park by a couple of thugs and then bursts into a spontaneous exhibition of aerobics? If so I think I've found our leading lady. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9M5ddlZOYg Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mazabotman Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	I think that the main characters aspiration to become such a good Kendoka is that his family was savagely killed by a bamboo chute. Oh, also the main character has to have some sort of deficiency and he has to overcome it. I suggest humpback. Also there should be a tough guy rival who's really good at Kendo but lacks respect and stuff. He needs a very ornate and flamboyant bogu. Nice story board by the way. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 09:01 PM	#38
Teligacio Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Sorry, Mighty Ducks reference passed me by. Got it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 09:19 PM	#39
IamRobot Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 411 Senior Member	Cool movie. But you guys have got it all wrong. What's important is which actress you'd have dressed up in bogu. Personally I'd like to dress Drew Barrymore up in a dogi and hakama and smack her on the arse in a non-homoerotic way. eww. drew? My pick is Scarlett Johensen... or Hyloee!!! choices.. .choices... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-11-2006, 09:29 PM	#40
viagracheapest Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	eww. drew? My pick is Scarlett Johensen... or Hyloee!!! choices.. .choices... I don't get the whole Scarlett craze, she just doesn't do it for me. I'm more of a Whoopi Goldberg man myself. As for Drew, I'd rather smack her in the teeth; something about her drives me nuts. I think it's because she uses words like "magical" too often. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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