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**AndyPharmc** · 05-02-2007, 03:21 AM

diet coke with lime tastes like non alcoholic mexican beer with lime.

pete

**XIMHOTEP-X** · 05-02-2007, 07:25 AM

diet drinks state like laundered sugar whatever that maybe.
Aspartame has a distinct taste that I really don't like.

**ButKnillinoi** · 05-02-2007, 08:07 AM

Add some rum and real lime to diet coke. Much better.

**prehighaltitudesjj** · 05-02-2007, 08:20 AM

Or just the rum by itself.

**hitaEtela** · 05-02-2007, 09:51 AM

If we're talking rum, it's got to be a mojito for me...

**Aswdwdfg** · 05-02-2007, 09:56 AM

If we're talking rum, it's got to be a mojito for me...

But you are one of those "burglars of turds" i've heard about on t'internet

**Zaxsdcxs** · 05-02-2007, 09:57 AM

What about rum?

**Dndjzirw** · 05-02-2007, 09:59 AM

What about rum?

Down boy. No grog for minors.

**Vipvlad** · 05-02-2007, 10:02 AM

If we're talking rum, it's got to be a mojito for me...

Isn't a Mojito a gay drink?
J/K
LOL

**BrandandGeneric** · 05-02-2007, 10:04 AM

It's not the manliest of drinks, I must admit, but they are good...

**deethythitoth** · 05-02-2007, 10:11 AM

I'm with kenzan on this one mon petit fantome pomme de terre!

**meridiasas** · 05-02-2007, 10:13 AM

Yeah, well....you smell!

**Rchzygnc** · 05-02-2007, 10:17 AM

Here's to alcohol, a never-ending source of humor and absurdity.
Peter and Brian are often at their best when inebriated.

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

Peter (after coming home drunk): Oh, Lois thank God it's you! The last few houses I went to were very rude.

Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

Peter: (at the Drunken Clam)... yah and then Chris starts in with all this Yo! Yo! Yo! stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So I started beating him with a hose and then my arm got tired... so I came here.

Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a Dry Martini around here?

Peter: Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.
Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?

Lois: Oh my God, my baby's drunk!
Peter: No I'm not! Oh - him. Yeah, he's a real lightweight.

Stewie: I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Everybody! I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed. Just the women!

Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment... and a stomach virus... and an inner ear infection.

Peter: Relax Lois, when I had a toothache my mom used to give me whiskey.
(Flashback to young Peter Griffin)
Young Peter: My tooth hurts!!
(Peters mom throws a bottle of whiskey at him and it hits the wall.)

Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, youÕre... youÕre really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... you could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.

Lois: What did I tell you?
Peter: You told me not to drink at the stag party.
Lois: and what did you do?
Peter: I drank at the sta- Whoa... I almost fell right into that one!

Peter: Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery.

Lois: Have you been drinking?
Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you.

Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.

Lois: For me? Please?
Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.

Brian: I didn't know there was going to be an open bar. And the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mo-ji-to...

Peter: The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine.

Peter: I feel kinda guilty, giving Chris his first taste of beer... but you turned out okay, right pal?
Chris: I'm gonna go get wasted.

Peter: Huh, whoever thought that getting drunk at a stag party would get me $150,000 dollars a week from the government?
Brian: That's why I don't vote.
Peter: Heh, maybe someone down there was drinking too eh?
(Flashes to a press conference with Clinton)
Reporter: Uh, Mr. President, why do you think that the American public continues to support you throughout these impeachment precedings?
(Moves to Clinton holding a Martini)
Clinton: Uh, Probably cuz your so fat! (laughing) Uh huh huh huh huh huh.

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**Gcromqgb** · 05-02-2007, 12:24 PM

Or just the rum by itself.

Yeah, I start out the evening with a finger of rum to a palm of coke. I end it drinking from the rum bottle.

It's not the manliest of drinks, I must admit, but they are good...

Sensei: Whats that you're drinking Peter?
Me: Malibu and coke
Sensei: Nice drink nice drink, Ive bought it for many a girl.

**Freeptube** · 05-02-2007, 02:53 PM

I'd rather flagellate myself than drink diet drinks.

I miss alcohol.

**eocavrWM** · 05-02-2007, 02:55 PM

I'd rather flagellate myself than drink diet drinks.

I miss alcohol.

It misses you, too. I asked.

**estelle** · 05-02-2007, 02:58 PM

Hehe me and alcohol are old friends who avoid each other due to legal reasons... we both know we'd have a blast if we met up again, but we also both know that a night or two in the cells is a cold, tragic experience...

Never wee up a police car. The Peelers aren't keen.

**idertedype** · 05-02-2007, 03:01 PM

Isn't a Mojito a gay drink?
J/K
LOL

Go to a Cuban bar in Miami and make that pronouncement. I would be interested in hearing about what happened next.

Only time I ever got sick in central america was drinking Cuba Libre. I GOT SICK FROM THE ICE CUBES!! Now I bring my own lime with me and just drink the rum neat, no ice, no coke.

**Qesomud** · 05-02-2007, 03:07 PM

Ask your doctor: Is Tequila right for you?

**cut sifted ephedra sinica** · 05-02-2007, 03:17 PM

...a night or two in the cells is a cold, tragic experience...

Never wee up a police car. The Peelers aren't keen.

...or vomit upon the officer's shoes. Was the Ensenada jail better than yours? I can't remember much.

Jose Gold and I are still not on speaking terms since 1982 for this very reason.

05-02-2007, 03:21 AM	#1
AndyPharmc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 461 Senior Member	diet coke with lime diet coke with lime tastes like non alcoholic mexican beer with lime. pete Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-02-2007, 07:25 AM	#2
XIMHOTEP-X Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	diet drinks state like laundered sugar whatever that maybe. Aspartame has a distinct taste that I really don't like. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-02-2007, 08:07 AM	#3
ButKnillinoi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	Add some rum and real lime to diet coke. Much better. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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prehighaltitudesjj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 494 Senior Member	Or just the rum by itself. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Vipvlad Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	If we're talking rum, it's got to be a mojito for me... Isn't a Mojito a gay drink? J/K LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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BrandandGeneric Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 349 Senior Member	It's not the manliest of drinks, I must admit, but they are good... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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deethythitoth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 382 Senior Member	I'm with kenzan on this one mon petit fantome pomme de terre! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Rchzygnc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 366 Senior Member	Here's to alcohol, a never-ending source of humor and absurdity. Peter and Brian are often at their best when inebriated. Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking. Lois: Peter, what did you promise me? Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party. Lois: And what did you do? Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one. Peter (after coming home drunk): Oh, Lois thank God it's you! The last few houses I went to were very rude. Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk! Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk! Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind! Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love. Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money. Peter: (at the Drunken Clam)... yah and then Chris starts in with all this Yo! Yo! Yo! stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So I started beating him with a hose and then my arm got tired... so I came here. Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a Dry Martini around here? Peter: Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off. Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way. Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ? Priest: Yes. Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh? Lois: Oh my God, my baby's drunk! Peter: No I'm not! Oh - him. Yeah, he's a real lightweight. Stewie: I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Everybody! I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed. Just the women! Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore. Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment... and a stomach virus... and an inner ear infection. Peter: Relax Lois, when I had a toothache my mom used to give me whiskey. (Flashback to young Peter Griffin) Young Peter: My tooth hurts!! (Peters mom throws a bottle of whiskey at him and it hits the wall.) Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough. Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, youÕre... youÕre really pretty Lady: Oh, stop! Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... you could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle... (Lady walks away.) Brian: Call me! Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call. Lois: What did I tell you? Peter: You told me not to drink at the stag party. Lois: and what did you do? Peter: I drank at the sta- Whoa... I almost fell right into that one! Peter: Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery. Lois: Have you been drinking? Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you. Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. Lois: For me? Please? Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am. Brian: I didn't know there was going to be an open bar. And the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mo-ji-to... Peter: The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine. Peter: I feel kinda guilty, giving Chris his first taste of beer... but you turned out okay, right pal? Chris: I'm gonna go get wasted. Peter: Huh, whoever thought that getting drunk at a stag party would get me $150,000 dollars a week from the government? Brian: That's why I don't vote. Peter: Heh, maybe someone down there was drinking too eh? (Flashes to a press conference with Clinton) Reporter: Uh, Mr. President, why do you think that the American public continues to support you throughout these impeachment precedings? (Moves to Clinton holding a Martini) Clinton: Uh, Probably cuz your so fat! (laughing) Uh huh huh huh huh huh. From http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...-quotes-p1.php Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Gcromqgb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Or just the rum by itself. Yeah, I start out the evening with a finger of rum to a palm of coke. I end it drinking from the rum bottle. It's not the manliest of drinks, I must admit, but they are good... Sensei: Whats that you're drinking Peter? Me: Malibu and coke Sensei: Nice drink nice drink, Ive bought it for many a girl. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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eocavrWM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	I'd rather flagellate myself than drink diet drinks. I miss alcohol. It misses you, too. I asked. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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estelle Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	Hehe me and alcohol are old friends who avoid each other due to legal reasons... we both know we'd have a blast if we met up again, but we also both know that a night or two in the cells is a cold, tragic experience... Never wee up a police car. The Peelers aren't keen. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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idertedype Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 376 Senior Member	Isn't a Mojito a gay drink? J/K LOL Go to a Cuban bar in Miami and make that pronouncement. I would be interested in hearing about what happened next. Only time I ever got sick in central america was drinking Cuba Libre. I GOT SICK FROM THE ICE CUBES!! Now I bring my own lime with me and just drink the rum neat, no ice, no coke. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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cut sifted ephedra sinica Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 365 Senior Member	...a night or two in the cells is a cold, tragic experience... Never wee up a police car. The Peelers aren't keen. ...or vomit upon the officer's shoes. Was the Ensenada jail better than yours? I can't remember much. Jose Gold and I are still not on speaking terms since 1982 for this very reason. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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