[stoneeZef]

Tired of reading "great ebayer, a+++"? Now here's some creative feedback.

[MannoFr]

a+++ is so generic. But soul smelling funny is something I wouldn't have come up with

[BashBeissedat]

What the....?

ROFL~!

I liked this one:
"Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony."

Hehehe..This buyer gets an A++++++++++++++++ GREAT JOB!!!!!!!

[XinordiX]

A+My home LIPO-SUCTION kit pays for itself, I'm selling the excess skin on eBay!

[happyman]

"COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"?"

ewww.

[lXwVlTgO]

Wow, he's been doing this for 4 years. Not only are the comments funny, but the stuff he buys is total kitsch. Hilarious.

[Carol]

Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!

Or this one:
A+ SELLER, the korean baby arrived thirsty but healthy thanks to the air holes.

Reply by noveltystore: Your Welcome,, next time I will make sure to put some water with the baby!! ;-) Thanks for the laugh...

[Xavier_Spinner_Wheels]

I saw an interesting set of feedback once from buyers complaining about a seller who WAS selling 'adult' materials and sending them in see-thru packaging with their contents printed on the packing slip. He also sold computer bits which is why I was interestd... honest!

I used to write totally unique feedback, now I have a few set pieces but will not post any feedback that doesn't at least try and use all the characters available.

[hellencomstar]

I used to write totally unique feedback, now I have a few set pieces but will not post any feedback that doesn't at least try and use all the characters available.

For instance I bought the Fight Club soundtrack and posted this feedback

First rule of ebay is you don't talk about ebay, except this seller is AWESOME!

and received

2nd rule of ebay is you do not talk about ebay, except this buyer rules !

I also sent these

SUPERFAST DELIVERY the wife is dysoning already with your excellent new hose! A+
Smart ebayer and by all accounts a snappy dresser. Thanks for bidding. A*
An ebayer with a fine eye for curios and whatnots. Thanks for making it so easy!
Smooth & creamy auction that came to a beautiful head! Excellent buyer, CHEERS!
Excellent quality auction. I'll be a right 'dapper Dan' thanks to this finery.TA

There's another thread worth starting with what people are saying over at Friends Reunited and whatnot. many folks I went to uni with seem to be marginally insane by now.

[Zoxeeoy]

Haha, those are nice. The most creative feedback I ever used on ebay was something like "OMG pants! Now I can leave my house without getting arrested!"