[jesyflowers]

Hire a laundry company?

OMG... hahahahahaha!!
Laaaaazzzzyyyyyyy!!

Why does a bride wear white?


So she matches the washing machine. OMG... Talk about chauvinism! ROTFL!! Hadn't heard that one yet!

'K...

Why does a groom wear black?



So he's prepared to be her chauffeur at her every whim!

(Ok, I know that wasn't a very good one... I can't tell jokes! )

Kaoru

[JohnMaltczevitch]

Hehe what I get away with when the wife ain't listening...

[VardyCodarexyz]

Hehe what I get away with when the wife ain't listening...

Yeah. You're lucky she doesn't read posts here! I can just imagine the damage after she read them... Hehehe!

Kaoru

[Nabeqiv]

Kaoru-san, im glad you got the joke i didnt think i would get so many "serious" replies,

hehehe, I didn't actually, until it was pointed out to me. I just saw the site you posted. Hahaha, too funny, now that I get it!

But, I hate to tell you all... It's not actually called a "Killfish." Look again... The fish is called "Killifish." Killi-fish. Not Kill-fish.

See?

and umm also, ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, WOOOOO, *cough* *cough* sorry, a little over excited :d Wow!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I hope you have(had? Is it day or night there?) a great day today!

So how old today?

Kaoru

[CHEAPCIALISFORYOU]

I really don't like Lucifer, can't you go make stupid posts at a video game forum or something?

[mnhloot]

HIPPY BITHDAY DAMIEN-SAN!

ROTFL!!

But, hehehe, not so fast! I'm 3/4th English! My family can be traced back to Yorkshire, 1645, and they came here in 1695. And I'm proud of it! Hahaha!

And, what's being female got to do with it??

Oh dear, even worse...female, American AND from Yorkshire!
*flees*

[himecthekWiff]

Hehe what I get away with when the wife ain't listening...

A sly wank in the bathroom before lunch?

[Fhgzmftq]

+Rep left. You crack me up...

[SappyAppy]

He doesn't like Lucifer not you Damien

[StarsWorld]

He doesn't like Lucifer not you Damien

I'd like to take this opportunity to express my dislike for Iblis and Angra Mainyu.

[ayWCZ7VT]

Got a pic?

Actually no, it's sat in my wardrobe for about 6 years after we bought a pair coming back off a trip to Austria, then comes family and the mere prospect of having a holiday abroad seems like a lifetime away, let alone a skiing one!

I could get one if it really meant something to you. It is quite cool, white with a matt black strip running up one side. I think there's a tribal symbol in black on the back.

the wife's is pale blue with like a paisley/tribal pattern on it, not quite as cool.

In the end they are both quite sad having never been used...

Whenever a man can't find something, even though he thinks he's looked hard enough, why does he always ask his wife/girlfriend/sister/
daughter where the thing he wants or lost, is?

So, it's a fact that a man couldn't live without us women! What would they do without us??

Kaoru

Because men have wider peripheral vision to detect predators and prey to hunt. Whereas women have greater vertical vision to not trip over children and see nuts and berries on the ground. Or so the Discovery Channel informs me.

In fact men and women can't live with out each other, that's still biological fact.

[SarSerceSaice]

ROTFL!!

But, hehehe, not so fast! I'm 3/4th English! My family can be traced back to Yorkshire, 1645, and they came here in 1695. And I'm proud of it! Hahaha!

is that part the th? Sorry.....
Whenever a man can't find something, even though he thinks he's looked hard enough, why does he always ask his wife/girlfriend/sister/
daughter where the thing he wants or lost, is?

So, it's a fact that a man couldn't live without us women! What would they do without us??

Kaoru Not at all, its because nine times out of ten said woman in question has "tidied up" the bloody thing and we simply wish to relocate it from that dark bottomless abyss called "tidy". If I put something down, I know where it is, if my wife then "tidies it up" (in 50% of cases read: puts it in the bin.....) then I haven't got a sodding clue where it is!

So what would we do without women? Know where all my bloody stuff is, thats what!