[elalmhicabalp]

nothing is more absurd than the museum of spiced ham

Let's give it a try shall we....


A Museum of Decent Politicians
A museum of Honest Solicitors/Lawyers
A Museum of Journalists Who Care About Truth Rather than Just Making It Up to Sell a Cheap Story
A Museum of Museums

[LeviBrawn]

Hi folks! Thanks for all the helpful posts. I'll write back as soon as I make it.

[roundman]

Let's give it a try shall we....

A Museum of Journalists Who Care About Truth Rather than Just Making It Up

So i should be on a museum... cool!

[markkisil]

You.......you are a ....journalist? ...........sob



.............Intrepid Hero looks on aghast as he cannot believe his eyes and ears. This cannot be true he thinks. Everything I have fought for. Everything I have loved and lost all comes down to this.

He read the page again. And he knew it to be true. The guitar playing Duranny wanabe babe was ...........the enemy.

He heard a noise in the distance; now was not the time to stand and fight - now was the time to flee. KA-PPOW he flew into the nights darkening skyscape and lost himself among the twilight clouds................

He would be back............and next time he would be ready for her!

[SarkisPioute]

Why are we always the enemy.........

anyway, yeah I'm a journalist, a music journalist to be more specific and I also love science... Don't like tabloids, hate paparazzis and wish they die cos they hurt our profesion in so many levels.

[jenilopaz]

Why are we always the enemy.........

anyway, yeah I'm a journalist, a music journalist to be more specific and I also love science... Don't like tabloids, hate paparazzis and wish they die cos they hurt our profesion in so many levels.

No, you are not the enemy - you are a musicjourno. And they are goooooood.

And good investigative journalism is fine.

But where does good journalism come into whether posh spice has had a boob job or David Beckhams new hair cut, or anything at all to do with Paris Hilton or pictures of Jack Nicholson whilst he is on holiday.

I remember seeing Tom Jones give an interview once when he was bemoaning a particular tabloid journalist. This woman 'reporter' decided to use her 'initiative' and followed him into the gents toilet and then as he locked the door to a cubicle she clambered over the partition and plonked herself in front of him. So there you have THE Tom Jones sat with his trousers round his ankles doing what needs to be done and a woman lands in front of him asking for an interview. His reaction was quite what you would expect - he was extremely f*cked off with her and bodily removed her and threw her out of the loo telling her what he thought of her.

She then went and wrote a piece an what a nasty piec of work Tom Jones is, how he has no manners, how he likes to rough up women etc etc.

Such so called journalists should be subject to the most extreme measures meted out by Sharia Law.