[Haibundadam]

Guys and gurls,

After watching 'Batman Begins' yet again and Sean Bean in 'Outlaw', I have decided to pack up my pens & airbrush and become a Vigilante.

However, I don't have the first idea on how to go about doing this. Anyone got any ideas? So far, it seems that I need:

a) A costume
b) A cool name
c) business plan
d) An equipment list

...any other stuff you can think of.

I'm not sure on the prospects for advancement within this chosen field, whether there is a niche for it where I live or even whether there is a pension plan, so help from experienced professional vigilantes (and talented amateurs) would be extremely welcome.

Cheers...

[lungumnentibe]

b) A cool name...

Purple Love Fist
Chav Masher
Gordon
Lord Justice Pain (now this I like....)
d) An equipment list An Old Crowbar
A Round metal dustbin lid
A can of mace
A bible to quote from

[TSVIDeo]

I was thinking:

'The Veiny Bangstick'

Whaddya think?

[zooworms]

You need a women who has the hotts for you, but since you are so bad-ass, you dont have time for her. So she tries to get you jealous by getting into a relationship with another guy, possibly your rival or nemesis, then you have to sleep with her, while she is still going out with that guy.

You also need a sidekick, not necassarily the side-kick that is with you all the time, but one you can call whenever you need him to bring you coffee or something like that.

[CoenceLomneedtrue]

I was thinking:

'The Veiny Bangstick'

Whaddya think?

Are you going to be hunting gays?

[BrodiKennedy]

c) business plan........even whether there is a pension plan, Cheers...

Point 1) Set up a pension plan
Point 2) Go forth and deliver justice to the unclean
Point 3) Get killed in the course of point 2
Point4) Wife claims pension

You're on to a winner.

[Vigeommighica]

Guys and gurls,

After watching 'Batman Begins' yet again and Sean Bean in 'Outlaw', I have decided to pack up my pens & airbrush and become a Vigilante.


so help from experienced professional vigilantes (and talented amateurs) would be extremely welcome.

Cheers...

How about asking Sharp Phil and the Dubious Teacher - they seem to know all about this vigilante lark and they have such cool names (vomit!). According to Phil, though, you'll need a flashlight and a Practical Wallhanger to survive in the harsh murky world of vigilantism (or Walsall as it is more commonly known).

[Lotyqnag]

first you REALLY need a BAD GUY.

Without him, you're nothing. Who is batman without joker (or one other )? A paranoid, schizophren (don't know the spelling) quite ininterresting.

But with him, you're not much: it's him who will try to destroy the world, kill your friends, fuck your girlfriend (like ahmed said). He has all the fun and he is cool.

EDIT: good idea Decado, Sharp phil might be a good bad guy

[Crundaangerge]

EDIT: good idea Decado, Sharp phil might be a good bad guy

He seems more of a bad guys bitch, tbh.

[Master_B]

You need a women who has the hotts for you, but since you are so bad-ass, you dont have time for her. So she tries to get you jealous by getting into a relationship with another guy, possibly your rival or nemesis, then you have to sleep with her, while she is still going out with that guy.

Freud's got your number, Ahmed.

[assohillA]

You need a women who has the hotts for you, but since you are so bad-ass, you dont have time for her. So she tries to get you jealous by getting into a relationship with another guy, possibly your rival or nemesis, then you have to sleep with her, while she is still going out with that guy.

Have you been cheated on recently Ahmed. Dam you got some issues there......

[autoloanexpert]

Ahmed's reply reminds me of something I once saw on an episode of Family Guy:

"When I'm through with our schools our students will be so smart they will be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself. .."
LOL

[Aswdwdfg]

a) A costume

What do ya think

Cloak

or

No Cloak

[popillio]

What do ya think
Cloak or No Cloak

Cloak, definitely. That codpiece needs some improvement as well.

[Gymnarnemia]

After watching 'Batman Begins' yet again and Sean Bean in 'Outlaw', I have decided to pack up my pens & airbrush and become a Vigilante.

But I thought the Great Cthulhu was in itself the supreme vigilante.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/17...k_on_ebay.html

[Angelinaaiiiiiiiii]

But I thought the Great Cthulhu was in itself the supreme vigilante.

Vigilantes beat people, not eat people.

[Wrencytet]

Cloak, definitely. That codpiece needs some improvement as well.

What, something like this?

Boy, I do hope I've not misjudged Scott on these.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go shower with bleach.

[Kghyutgykim]

What, something like this?

Boy, I do hope I've not misjudged Scott on these.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go shower with bleach.

Perfection...

[alegsghed]

What, something like this?

Boy, I do hope I've not misjudged Scott on these.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go shower with bleach.

All out of rep!

(Notice the careful lack of comment about whether or not you have misjudged Scott but I'm not qualified to answer!)

[avaissema]

sean bean looks so old nowadays
still gotta swoon though
i was waiting for this film to come out a while ago and forgot about it
any idea when its due out to buy?