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Old 07-20-2007, 07:00 AM   #1
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Default Try this line next time.
Couple weeks ago my wife says, "You look a little tired. Maybe you should take a break from kendo this week?"

I said, "Does evil take a break? No? Then why should fighting evil take a break?"

I'm going to start doing this all the time, replying to things as if I were a super hero like The Phantom or Doc Savage. Next time I am going for a run and my little boy says, "Why?" I'll say, "Because that's what super heroes do, son, and when you're a little bigger you can come with me."

*puffs out chest*
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:03 AM   #2
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I can see the AUSKF's new slogan now.

"Fighting evil, ippon at a time."
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:05 AM   #3
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YES! Hmmmm, where can I get that put on a t-shirt...
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:07 AM   #4
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*puffs out chest*
*Hits do*




*and scarpers pretty quickly afterwards*
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:10 AM   #5
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Actually, a mutual punch to the doh is the official handshake of my club. So, hail and well met, good fellow!
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:14 AM   #6
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Jedi mind tricks don`t work on me, Boy !
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:18 AM   #7
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This bounty hunter is my kind of scum! Fearless and inventive.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:37 AM   #8
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YES! Hmmmm, where can I get that put on a t-shirt...
If you can make the image, CafePress will put it on a shirt (or coffee mug or mouse mat etc. etc) and post it to you. I don't think they have minimum limits either.

http://www.cafepress.com/
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:42 AM   #9
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Hm! Thanks, Gavin!
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:43 AM   #10
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Actually, a mutual punch to the doh is the official handshake of my club. So, hail and well met, good fellow!
That is bro-tastic.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:45 AM   #11
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Hm! Thanks, Gavin!
Not a problem, happy to be able to contribute something worthwhile
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:18 AM   #12
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On a T-shirt eh? How bout "Do'h" with a pic of Homer Simpson in kendo gear?
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:20 AM   #13
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Actually, a mutual punch to the doh is the official handshake of my club. So, hail and well met, good fellow!
*Kote high five*

"For a time I considered sparing your wretched little bogu of ninecircles. But now, you shall witness.... its dismemberment!"

Points to who gets the reference.
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:44 AM   #14
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If some one wants to put something on the T-shirt, here is the good one:

I just score an ippon on a Nanadan and he couldn't do anything about it.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:23 AM   #15
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Yeah, I'll wear that one to practice, Big 'un!

Jo, it sounds like something I should get, but don't! Argh!
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:58 AM   #16
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"For a time I considered sparing your wretched little bogu of ninecircles. But now, you shall witness.... its dismemberment!"
Oh god, what a great movie. I used to watch the cartoon every day after school. I'll kendo-ize a couple:

"You've got the maaiiiiiii.... You've got the IIIIII-pon! Yeah!"

"Shidachi, Why throw away your life so recklessly?
That's a question you should ask yourself, Uchidachi."

"Such heroic nonsense..."
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:03 PM   #17
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What Is It?!
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:08 AM   #18
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Awww yeah, Rob knows exactly what i'm talking about. One of my favourite all time movies.... looking forward to its revamp appearance, coming to our screens in a few days.

"All we need is a little opening and a lot of luck...."
"more than you can imagine mudansha.."

"prepare for extermination!"

"kendoka... people in disguise"

It's from Transformers. Although poetic licence was taken, there weren't any kendudes in it unfortunately. Everyone make the transform noise chrrr chraaa chroo chrrroo chraa.
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:13 AM   #19
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"Shidachi, Why throw away your life so recklessly?
That's a question you should ask yourself, Uchidachi."
Class...

Plus some more letters to make the message long enough to post.
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Old 07-21-2007, 04:03 AM   #20
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I've turned up late to college before & my excuse was..

"An orphanage was on fire.."

*puts on hero voice, puffs out chest*

"..and I was the only one who could save them"

*stares into the distance*
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