[spravka.ua]

Guys and girls,

Does anyone still practice self-defence arts here? Fudebakudo's real-time cellphone advisor makes 'em all obsolete. Go home and contemplate a lifetime of study that was wasted...

[Rqqneujr]

What do you do if they have a sword? Gotta love fudebakudo. Have the book upstairs.

[Viyzarei]

I can recommend the book also, its great for killing the time you're waiting for your shiai...

[BuyCheapest]

I didn't see any advice on how to run away.

Run like a squirrel is a much utilised self defence technique practiced by many nations but perfected by the Scots.


I only put the Scots because my Scottish wifey person was nosing over my shoulder.


Oh, now I have to get a life apparently. Yes dear. And something about doing it myself for a month.

[neictscek]

Oh, now I have to get a life apparently. Yes dear. And something about doing it myself for a month.

Yep, been there, my friend, been there...

[kazinopartnerkae]

Guys and girls,

Does anyone still practice self-defence arts here? Fudebakudo's real-time cellphone advisor makes 'em all obsolete. Go home and contemplate a lifetime of study that was wasted...

So I should be okay if I just carry a duck around!

[strmini]

I didn't see any advice on how to run away.

Run like a squirrel is a much utilised self defence technique practiced by many nations but perfected by the Scots.

You missed out the first part... the quick flash of the good stuff to daze your attacker and make him feel confused. Then... run the hell oudda there.

My nation can't take full credit for it.... we were handed the technique to us by our French friends...

[JamesTornC]

My nation can't take full credit for it.... we were handed the technique to us by our French friends...

Ouch. Right in the kidneys...

[Cxcvvfbgtr]

You missed out the first part... the quick flash of the good stuff to daze your attacker and make him feel confused. Then... run the hell oudda there.

My nation can't take full credit for it.... we were handed the technique to us by our French friends...

What? You flash your tits at the English?

Wow.

And you say the French do this as well?


Golly


Right, so next years holidays are in Edinburgh or Monaco.

What's French for "get yer baps oot fer the lads"?

[vvxtiopmx]

What? You flash your tits at the English?

Wow.

And you say the French do this as well?

Amazing made me laugh.

I think on account of how I spell my name you mistake me for a girl! The only tits I have are lacking in milk glands; still quite impressive mind you.

If I was a girl, yeah... I'd flash my tits at the English, but i would be a proper slapper though and everyone would get a look.

[yespkorg]

I ken you're no a gurl.

or in Geordie.

"yah Divvn't nah that youse telt us that you wor a blurk leek?"