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Old 12-01-2007, 03:29 PM   #1
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Default English to 12 year old translator
Ok, so I found this:
and decided to give it a go.

I put in the following text:

"The word “quantum” (Latin, “how much”) in quantum mechanics refers to a discrete unit that quantum theory assigns to certain physical quantities, such as the energy of an atom at rest. The discovery that waves have discrete energy packets (called quanta) that behave in a manner similar to particles led to the branch of physics that deals with atomic and subatomic systems which we today call quantum mechanics.

I then was replied with this:

DA WORD “QUANTUM” (LATIN “HOW MUCH”) IN QUANTUM MACHANIS R3FARS 2 A DISCRET3 UNIT TAHT QUANTUM THAORY ASIGNS 2 CERTANE PHYSICAL QUANTITEIS SUCH AS TEH 3NERGY OF AN A2M AT R3ST! DA DISCOVERY TAHT WAEVS HAEV DISCRET3 ENERGY PAK3TS (CALED QUANTA) TAHT BHAEV IN A MANAR SIMILAR 2 PARTICLES L3D 2 DA BRANCH OF PHYSIS TAHT D3ALS WIT A2MIC AND SUBA2MIC SYSTAMS WHICH WA 2DAY CAL QUANTUM MECHANIS!1111!

Those who have kids will probably know this is pretty much spot on.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:32 PM   #2
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It just turns it into L337?
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:44 PM   #3
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It just turns it into L337?
That's not 'leet.
Which of course is even worse.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:47 PM   #4
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YEh bOi, i Knozzzz!!!1



sorry
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:31 PM   #5
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I type like that without even trying.....
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Old 12-02-2007, 01:48 PM   #6
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hahaha.. its the evolution english i tell ya!!
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:38 PM   #7
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no letter and number marriage. we need to segregate them dammit!
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Old 12-02-2007, 05:58 PM   #8
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Is there a 12-year-old to English translator? It would save a bit of effort trying to work out if the newbie who posted a question is just mis-informed, plain stupid, or an apprentice troll.
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Old 12-02-2007, 06:01 PM   #9
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Is there a 12-year-old to English translator? It would save a bit of effort trying to work out if the newbie who posted a question is just mis-informed, plain stupid, or an apprentice troll.
You could just give me ratings to translate!
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Old 12-02-2007, 06:09 PM   #10
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Rep 4 U.
Now, get to work!
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:05 PM   #11
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Ok, so I found this:
and decided to give it a go.
I then was replied with this:

DA WORD “QUANTUM” (LATIN “HOW MUCH”) IN QUANTUM MACHANIS
No, that's not 12-year-old. 12-year-old is this: "This doesn't make any sense. Can I go back to playing Halo now?"
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Old 12-03-2007, 06:08 AM   #12
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Now, get to work!
What to translate?
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:02 PM   #13
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Yep, go through all the new posts each day and translate the ones in leet or kiddie-speak into readable English. You get rep when the computer says I can give it. No, you have to buy your own lunch. Holidays applications are to be submitted one month before the requested date.

Gosh, this sounds like the real world, doesn't it?
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:10 PM   #14
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Yep, go through all the new posts each day and translate the ones in leet or kiddie-speak into readable English. You get rep when the computer says I can give it. No, you have to buy your own lunch. Holidays applications are to be submitted one month before the requested date.

Gosh, this sounds like the real world, doesn't it?
Sadly, I think I may be (one of)the youngest user of KW, so I think l337 lingo is going to be rare.
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:20 PM   #15
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Sadly, I think I may be (one of)the youngest user of KW, so I think l337 lingo is going to be rare.
We saw one recently. "something_naruto" or "naruto_something". BTW, what does l337 means?
I'm not sure it's sad that you're one of the youngest... Hey! What have you against Older And Wiser guys?
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:05 PM   #16
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We saw one recently. "something_naruto" or "naruto_something". BTW, what does l337 means?
I'm not sure it's sad that you're one of the youngest... Hey! What have you against Older And Wiser guys?
haha, I have nothing against you old ones
L337 - I have no idea what a correct definition is.
lol - naruto. I remember watching that back when I was a young teenager.
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:18 PM   #17
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We saw one recently. "something_naruto" or "naruto_something". BTW, what does l337 means?
I'm not sure it's sad that you're one of the youngest... Hey! What have you against Older And Wiser guys?
l337 basically means you are realy good or "elite" at the game you are playing. That you can easily own or "pwn" your adversaries in ways that makes it seem too easy.

I am l337 in most things that I do.


Nowadays people call the typing method used in online computer games as l337 speech.


Here is what wikipedia has to say,

Leet (written as 31337, 1337, and l33t), or Leetspeak, is a written argot used primarily on the Internet, which uses various combinations of alphanumerics to replace Latinate letters. The term itself is a degenerate form of the word "elite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of shorthand. Initially, the word leet was used as an adjective, to primarily describe the behavior or accomplishments of others in the community. In that usage, Leet generally carries the same meaning when referring to either the game prowess or, in original usage, hacking expertise of another person. From adjective form its use then expanded to include use as an expletive in reaction to a demonstration of the former qualities. With the mass proliferation of Internet use in the 1990s into the 21st century, Leet has since become a part of Internet culture and slang.[1] Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, albeit with much variation from user to user.
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:21 PM   #18
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l337 basically means you are realy good or "elite" at the game you are playing. That you can easily own or "pwn" your adversaries in ways that makes it seem too easy.

I am l337 in most things that I do.


Nowadays people call the typing method used in online computer games as l337 speech.


Here is what wikipedia has to say,

Leet (written as 31337, 1337, and l33t), or Leetspeak, is a written argot used primarily on the Internet, which uses various combinations of alphanumerics to replace Latinate letters. The term itself is a degenerate form of the word "elite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of shorthand. Initially, the word leet was used as an adjective, to primarily describe the behavior or accomplishments of others in the community. In that usage, Leet generally carries the same meaning when referring to either the game prowess or, in original usage, hacking expertise of another person. From adjective form its use then expanded to include use as an expletive in reaction to a demonstration of the former qualities. With the mass proliferation of Internet use in the 1990s into the 21st century, Leet has since become a part of Internet culture and slang.[1] Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, albeit with much variation from user to user.
This pretty much sums it up.
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:00 AM   #19
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Hehe that link is great..

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Old 12-04-2007, 05:18 AM   #20
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Sadly, I think I may be (one of)the youngest user of KW
Nothing wrong with getting older... except when it happens to me, and some of those who were once babes but are now just old.
so I think l337 lingo is going to be rare.
But it is the linga franca of the younger set of trolls - naruto101 was a recent example. Hey Badger, ever hunted a troll before?
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