[unioneserry]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. Then they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Apr 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

Btw, Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.




(Sorry, I know this goes in the joke thread, but that would ruin the punchline).

[Maryjasmine]

I tried this same scam a couple of years ago, but as soon as I showed up in my skimpy t-shirt the police were called.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVulmExGcTA

[theatadug]

Posrep deserved, but can't yet... sorry. The feeling is there, though.

[rockboyzaza]

Well, I think I shall go to Home Depot and leave my wallet home And then when they try to grab it ...

[Efksqhyu]

This reminded me of a Wong Fu movie that they made. Links are as follows. Watch the whole thing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvB3el3ILo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HAc4FdOQJLY