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**dwestemesse** · 03-28-2007, 05:16 PM

The only thing that that guy does with a knife is cut himself another slice of pie.

aHahhahahahha!
Excellent!

**rassedgesse** · 03-28-2007, 05:18 PM

CRAZY EYES!!!!

why do all these crackers look the same?

I love how it took him 5 months to test his sword on plasic, boxes and "light scrub". Can you imagine this guy in black PJs running and leaping through the undergrowth of his mamas backyard, screaming at imaginary muggers as he attacks the nasty hibiscus?

Id pay to see that!

**emily** · 03-28-2007, 07:17 PM

I got just two words for this clown, Bubba Sawyer.

**Injurnerona** · 03-28-2007, 07:23 PM

I got just two words for this clown, Bubba Sawyer.

Just one word:

Numpty!

**freeprescriptionplanrrx** · 03-28-2007, 08:09 PM

I really think this guy got mugged one day and just never got over it...

you know, i would say that the scenario above might not be too far from reality!

**Goodwin** · 03-28-2007, 08:36 PM

If people will buy Soldier of Fortune magazine, they'll buy this.

lmfao, thats a good one

**ENCOSEARRALIA** · 03-28-2007, 08:37 PM

Because dreaming is easier than training, why else?

Exactly. This should be the motto answer towards the book.

**Pataacculakp** · 03-29-2007, 12:17 AM

...and an image for entertainment purposes.

Damn, check out the Roger Moore eyebrow! He MUST be a badass!

**luspikals** · 03-29-2007, 12:57 AM

Yeah it's all about the attitude when it comes to life in the streets

**ImmitsRom** · 03-29-2007, 02:14 AM

Thus it was with great anticipation tempered with realism that I drove to my Kung Fu school one night to pick up an item I'd ordered Refering to a 'Katana' OMG, this real ultimate power stuff: "Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year"

I don't believe sword work need be any more complicated than getting the pointy end in the other man, provided your body mechanics are sound and you understand how to move the weapon to employ its cutting edge and to block with its flat. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!, just like Kendo, all you have to do is hit the other guy in the hat with a stick, provided, of course, that you understand how to do so

(Note: this may or may not take you decades to learn, for best results apply plenty of pie and cardboard to the blade).

**investor** · 03-29-2007, 02:39 AM

It's true. Don't underestimate the stopping power of a well-thrown book in the dark!

Could not stop laughing at this.

This is an art form that you could learn by reading the book and then throw it.
Beginners could start with a paperback and as you progress move onto a hardback, then finally with the lights off, but watch out for those nasty papercuts.

David

**Adamanta** · 03-29-2007, 03:21 AM

You must understand that....

**furillo** · 03-29-2007, 03:26 AM

You must understand that....

We can always hope!

**11Pecepebra** · 03-29-2007, 05:44 AM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/06/s/08/2e/ed/d6_2.JPG
Woman gives recomendation to new self defence book

**exschke** · 03-29-2007, 05:48 AM

Is that her mutodori technique?

**buIf6yoW** · 03-29-2007, 05:51 AM

He he

she forgot to put on her men

**payloansday** · 03-29-2007, 05:54 AM

Aw crap! This guy was going to furnish me with a new avatar but I can't use animations.

**BWJfEkOB** · 03-29-2007, 05:55 AM

I can't believe this

Read the right side of the banner, it has to be a joke, surely

**Frogzlovzy** · 03-29-2007, 06:01 AM

Aw crap! This guy was going to furnish me with a new avatar but I can't use animations.

Brilliant!!

**OEMCHEAPSOFTDOWNLOAD** · 03-29-2007, 06:02 AM

I can't believe this

Read the right side of the banner, it has to be a joke, surely

Baisically any one who is not a pie munching swivel eyed sword wielding lunatic then

03-28-2007, 05:16 PM	#21
dwestemesse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	The only thing that that guy does with a knife is cut himself another slice of pie. aHahhahahahha! Excellent! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 05:18 PM	#22
rassedgesse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 559 Senior Member	CRAZY EYES!!!! why do all these crackers look the same? I love how it took him 5 months to test his sword on plasic, boxes and "light scrub". Can you imagine this guy in black PJs running and leaping through the undergrowth of his mamas backyard, screaming at imaginary muggers as he attacks the nasty hibiscus? Id pay to see that! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 07:17 PM	#23
emily Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	I got just two words for this clown, Bubba Sawyer. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 07:23 PM	#24
Injurnerona Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	I got just two words for this clown, Bubba Sawyer. Just one word: Numpty! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 08:09 PM	#25
freeprescriptionplanrrx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	I really think this guy got mugged one day and just never got over it... you know, i would say that the scenario above might not be too far from reality! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 08:36 PM	#26
Goodwin Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	If people will buy Soldier of Fortune magazine, they'll buy this. lmfao, thats a good one Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2007, 08:37 PM	#27
ENCOSEARRALIA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	Because dreaming is easier than training, why else? Exactly. This should be the motto answer towards the book. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 12:17 AM	#28
Pataacculakp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	...and an image for entertainment purposes. Damn, check out the Roger Moore eyebrow! He MUST be a badass! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 12:57 AM	#29
luspikals Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	Yeah it's all about the attitude when it comes to life in the streets Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 02:14 AM	#30
ImmitsRom Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 607 Senior Member	Thus it was with great anticipation tempered with realism that I drove to my Kung Fu school one night to pick up an item I'd ordered Refering to a 'Katana' OMG, this real ultimate power stuff: *"Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year"* I don't believe sword work need be any more complicated than getting the pointy end in the other man, provided your body mechanics are sound and you understand how to move the weapon to employ its cutting edge and to block with its flat. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!, just like Kendo, all you have to do is hit the other guy in the hat with a stick, provided, of course, that you understand how to do so (Note: this may or may not take you decades to learn, for best results apply plenty of pie and cardboard to the blade). Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 02:39 AM	#31
investor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	It's true. Don't underestimate the stopping power of a well-thrown book in the dark! Could not stop laughing at this. This is an art form that you could learn by reading the book and then throw it. Beginners could start with a paperback and as you progress move onto a hardback, then finally with the lights off, but watch out for those nasty papercuts. David Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 03:21 AM	#32
Adamanta Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	You must understand that.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 03:26 AM	#33
furillo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 439 Senior Member	You must understand that.... We can always hope! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 05:44 AM	#34
11Pecepebra Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	http://i22.ebayimg.com/06/s/08/2e/ed/d6_2.JPG Woman gives recomendation to new self defence book Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 05:48 AM	#35
exschke Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	Is that her mutodori technique? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 05:51 AM	#36
buIf6yoW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	He he she forgot to put on her men Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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payloansday Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 605 Senior Member	Aw crap! This guy was going to furnish me with a new avatar but I can't use animations. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 05:55 AM	#38
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03-29-2007, 06:01 AM	#39
Frogzlovzy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Aw crap! This guy was going to furnish me with a new avatar but I can't use animations. Brilliant!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-29-2007, 06:02 AM	#40
OEMCHEAPSOFTDOWNLOAD Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 336 Senior Member	I can't believe this Read the right side of the banner, it has to be a joke, surely Baisically any one who is not a pie munching swivel eyed sword wielding lunatic then Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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