[johnbeller]

Tonight is kendo night, and I feel like hell.

Sunday I was attacked by a feral rooster, then Monday I ended up having to get a tetanus shot because of the rooster, my leg is swollen and hurting from where the rooster got me, and the anti-biotics are kicking my butt.

I must have done something to deserve this, but I can't think of what.


-Charles, the self-pitying one

[patuvammnogoo]

Sunday I was attacked by a feral rooster

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, thats brilliant !!

[Evsltkzl]

Tonight is kendo night, and I feel like hell.

Sunday I was attacked by a feral rooster, then Monday I ended up having to get a tetanus shot because of the rooster, my leg is swollen and hurting from where the rooster got me, and the anti-biotics are kicking my butt.

I must have done something to deserve this, but I can't think of what.


-Charles, the self-pitying one

Was the offending chicken at least rendered tasty?

[usaguedriedax]

I must have done something to deserve this, but I can't think of what.

were you being a cock to him?

[warrgazur]

Attacked by a...a...Rooster you say?

Hmm..Exactly how big was this rooster?


It better have been big enough to have a Buick in it's mouth,
otherwise your entry into the annals of Legendary Pussdom may just be veritably assured.....

LOL

[mv37afnr]

otherwise your entry into the annals of Legendary Pussdom may just be veritably assured.....

Just make sure they spell the name right...

Seriously, it was a "normal" size rooster, but seriously, it wasn't your typical chicken, it was a fighting cock! The spurs were huge!

I had just grabbed a broiler out of the coop for dinner, and it ambushed me. It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off.

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

[enentique]

He was correcting you.

Not enough seme and your zanshin was rubbish so it attacked.

[Agrisalia]

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

Did you take away his fav hen?

or maybe he just got tired of waking you up and decided to try and put you out of commission for a while.

[VDAu5p33]

Just make sure they spell the name right...

Seriously, it was a "normal" size rooster, but seriously, it wasn't your typical chicken, it was a fighting cock! The spurs were huge!

I had just grabbed a broiler out of the coop for dinner, and it ambushed me. It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off.

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

A cock ambushed you? Oh the puns, so many.....must resist....

[ftpsoft]

Tonight is kendo night, and I feel like hell.

Sunday I was attacked by a feral rooster, then Monday I ended up having to get a tetanus shot because of the rooster, my leg is swollen and hurting from where the rooster got me, and the anti-biotics are kicking my butt.

I must have done something to deserve this, but I can't think of what.


-Charles, the self-pitying one

I hate to admit it, but the stories you can tell from this one are endless
Seriously, though, those things can be vicious! Hope you feel better soon. I wonder how you make amends with a rooster. Perhaps a hen with large breasts?

I was once (and only once *ahem*) in a drunken stupor when my friends and I decided to chase some wild turkeys we heard in the distance. It was dark, and we were lucky we never found the things. Our stumbling into ditches and trees kicked our butts as it was

[flowersnewaho]

He was correcting you.

Not enough seme and your zanshin was rubbish so it attacked.

Thats Brilliant.

Whats the correct zanshin for a rooster? It wont matter anyway
if he uses "Ki Hen Tai Ichi" hmmmmm Gotta be careful with that one.

[indahouweres]

It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off.

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

must give rep.

would it possible to make this thread a sticky somewhere?

[Qesomud]

Reverse the role. Wake him up in the morning with a bull horn instead.

Maybe then you'll get all the ladies.

[Olphander]

were you being a cock to him?

Neah, doubt that, I just think the chicks dig him and the rooster got jealous.

[ElectraDupu]

Just make sure they spell the name right...

Seriously, it was a "normal" size rooster, but seriously, it wasn't your typical chicken, it was a fighting cock! The spurs were huge!

I had just grabbed a broiler out of the coop for dinner, and it ambushed me. It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off.

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

I dunno Charles. Sounds like it was a justified sutemi on his part. You were depleting his hareem.

Then again, revenge may be a dish served with rice and a beer in this case.

[aparneioninny]

Just make sure they spell the name right...

Seriously, it was a "normal" size rooster (1), but seriously, it wasn't your typical chicken, it was a fighting cock! The spurs were huge(2)!

I had just grabbed a broiler out of the coop for dinner, and it ambushed me. It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off(3).

I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.

-Charles

[gives up resisting]

1) So the size of the cock doesn't matter after all.

2) It appears I was mistaken. Particular characteristics of a cock must be taken into account. I am certainly not at all worldly in these matters.

3) The technique employed by the cock is also of vital importance.

Ok...I'm done....

[Stengapsept]

[gives up resisting]


Ok...I'm done....

Don't you mean, you're spent?

[SkatrySkith]

Don't you mean, you're spent?

Had to leave something for someone else.

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nice ken