[wrbwrbwrb]

Non-english speaking, southern-hemispherers make good assholes too...?

If so, I wanna join...

[DoctorAlexandro]

Go for the gold, and join.

[GenryDont]

Go for the gold, and join.

I'm not wholly certain Gold is the proper substance in question here.

[Anfester]

I'm not wholly certain Gold is the proper substance in question here.

In any case, it's not nuts.

[Dwnijzhd]

In any case, it's not nuts.

Of course, sometimes it has nuts.

[Klissineopar]

Of course, sometimes it has nuts.

Typical Kenzan...always thinking about nuts...

[Indinehon]

Typical Kenzan...always thinking about nuts...

Just sayin.'

[ultramDoctoo]

How can I convert my Ministry of Silly Walks membership to a LOEA membership?

Just askin', ya know... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Mark

[Longwow]

I vote for starting a thread for the League of Extraordinary Arseholes...this one seems to be dominated by septics (cockney rhyming slang for Americans: septic tank yank = american)!

[Dokescoonse]

I vote for starting a thread for the League of Extraordinary Arseholes...this one seems to be dominated by septics (cockney rhyming slang for Americans: septic tank yank = american)!

What do you have against us the americans...?

[DF9sLGSU]

I vote for starting a thread for the League of Extraordinary Arseholes...this one seems to be dominated by septics (cockney rhyming slang for Americans: septic tank yank = american)!

Septics Indeed. That's a fairly harsh colloquialism don't you agree?
Perhaps the moniker speaks more to the location it's own origin than it does about it's intended descriptor.

I mean to say, we make light of the English for such obvious virtues as their bad teeth, ill humor, poor sexual technique, and the food. (Gods, the food.)
For example, It would be quite discourteous if we constantly mentioned the fact that they, in their collective wisdom, prefer to cling to the ancient tradition of allowing the most malformed and closely genetically aligned of them to exude the auspices of a royal retinue.
It would be also as wrong of me to observe the fact that they drive on the incorrect portion of the road; and believe me , the list just goes on and on.

~But never in our most outlandish vernacular have we ever likened them to great receptacles of waste material.

I think you need to get your diminutive island in order young man.
M'yes.
Methinks you do.
Harrumph.

lol

[Michael-jeckson2]

Why am I seeing this going so far as the wearing of Satin jackets?

I can see it now;

Your arch enemies:

"The loose collection of unremarkable Proctologists."


What a rumble that would be.

I owe you some rep for this one. I think we would win in sheer numbers. I mean, do YOU want to be cool with guys that violate you, and they're proffesionals too?

[Inettypofonee]

Just sayin.'

Breaking news! We found a bit of footage of Kenzan drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q&feature=related


I think I've qualified for an administrator position in the League of Asshole!

[BashBeissedat]

Septics Indeed. That's a fairly harsh colloquialism don't you agree?

My dear fellow, unsurprisingly you seem to have cuddled (cuddle and kiss = miss) the point of cockney rhyming. Allow me to offer up other examples of this charming way of talking that you, and other septics may better understand it.

Apples and pears = stairs
Britney Spears = beers
Chew the fat = chat
Mince pies = eyes
Scooby Doo = clue
Trouble and strife = wife

And there are many more rhymes. Incidentally, might I add that Ham Shank, Sherman Tank and Wooden Plank are also cockney terms for septics. :-P

I mean to say, we make light of the English for such obvious virtues as their bad teeth, ill humor, poor sexual technique, and the food. (Gods, the food.)

English wit, if done properly, is the pinnacle of humour! However, I must agree with you on the bad teeth and poor sexual technique, both of which can be traced to the food.

For example, It would be quite discourteous if we constantly mentioned the fact that they, in their collective wisdom, prefer to cling to the ancient tradition of allowing the most malformed and closely genetically aligned of them to exude the auspices of a royal retinue.

...while you cling to the belief that absolutely anyone should be allowed to own (and unless I'm much mistaken, bear) a weapon, arguably the oldest thing you have, and vote for a baboon to lead your country.

It would be also as wrong of me to observe the fact that they drive on the incorrect portion of the road; and believe me , the list just goes on and on.

True, we do not drive on the right side of the road, right as opposed to the left...we drive on the left. Where's the problem?

~But never in our most outlandish vernacular have we ever likened them to great receptacles of waste material.

Nor have we...for further explanation, as I have no doubt you will need it, please see my first point.

I think you need to get your diminutive island in order young man.

I hate to break it to you after your most eloquent rant, sir, but I was spawned by Americ's colonies! :-D

[shieclulaweew]

You two call that being assholes? Wow!

Good for you two you made a sentence (pats Kenzan and Nakura on the head demeaningly).

But really it's veeerrry good that you can insult each other. It shows the high quality of your characters. Maybe one day you'll act like your cousins and throw feces around.

[SM9WI8oI]

Isn't a thread "what do english and americans think of each other" needed?

[HootSnori]

You two call that being assholes?

I know not what you mean! Please explain, what means this 'asshole'??

throw feces around.

I refuse to descend to Kenzan's level...

[wmirkru]

I know not what you mean! Please explain, what means this 'asshole'??

They say a picture says more than a thousand words:

http://www.lipstickkillers.com/comphell/asshole.gif

NOT worksafe..Unless you are working somewhere.."special"

[Clilmence]

Breaking news! We found a bit of footage of Kenzan drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q&feature=related


I think I've qualified for an administrator position in the League of Asshole!

Oh, definitely, Fred-san!

Pumpkin Beer - The Official Drink of the League of Extraordinary Assholes! *clink*

[pongeystrhjst]

Pumpkin Beer - The Official Drink of the League of Extraordinary Assholes! *clink*

No.

This is the Official Drink of the League of Extraordinary Assholes. You're not worthy.